[SALMAN]

Amitabh:Mere pas Gaadi he,Bank Balance he..- Kya he tumhare paas?

Shashi:Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai,Bank Balance he..

Silence for few Minutes..
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Amitabh:ABE TO PHIR MAA KAHAN HE!
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A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai
I'm already married
Girl:Tumne to dara diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he
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What does a kangaroo say when he finds his child missing?

Guess....


Guess.......


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Aaila!!! Kissi ne mera pocket maar liya...
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How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE PaPa
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE
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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent.
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De
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1 Newspaper wrote:
"50% Sardar bevkuf hote hai.."
Is par bahut halla hua..

Phir Clarification chhapa..
"50% Sardr bevakuf nahi Hote"
Tab ja ke log normal Huye!!
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Hansna sehet ke liye achha hota hai .. but ziyada hansna dimaagh ke ke liye muzir !!

 

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Last edited by SALMAN; 07-30-2010 at 12:47 AM..