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Ek din subah subah pakistani mulha urdu times padhata hai. Kehte hai pakistani yuva pidhi ko pakistani huqumat perche bath rahi hai. Dusra mulha bolta hai- kya kashmiri congress ko vote dena hai. Jab yuva mulhe, mulhi sarkari daftar se laute. Kehte hai humne toh apne apne perche dal diye. Toh kehte hai kisliye. Mr and Mrs universe competition mein hissa lene ke liye. Thode din bad bohoto ka nikal laga. Bohot sare pakistani ladkiya select hui. Miss universe mein jane ke liye? Nahi Mrs. Iran competition mein number lag gaya! LOL Pakistani yuvako ne morcha nikala, kehete he hum toh bhag hi nahi lenge! Kuch bharatiya sharanarthi ne bhi percha diya tha pakistani sarkar ko! Unhe uncle peru competition mein number laga! Ek pakistani mulhe ne phir pucha- toh tumhe kya laga tha kaunse desh mein number lagega? Toh bharatiya ne kaha- Mr & Mrs Chinese!

 

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