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Host- toh aap kis cheez mein mahir hai.
maulavi- maine abhi thode dino pehle pakistani test match khele!
host- batting karte hai aap.
maulavi- fast bowler hun!
host- tez gendbazi ke alawa aap kya karte hai!
maulavi- islamabad mein jilebiyan banata hun. Bahot log ate hain meri dukan main jilebi khane! Isliye mujhe pakistan team main jilebiwala express bulate hai.

Tabhi stage hilne lag jata hai.

Host- lagta hai tesra guest agaya!
Parde ke piche se darkest black shia burkha pehne hui mohotarma ati hai. Wajan hota hai 100 kilo!

host- aap aye bahar ayi!
mohotarma- shukriya shukriya
host- boliye kaise ana hua aapka?
mohotarma ek panch dabo wala tiffin kholti hai.
Usme se biryani ki khushboo ati hai.
Hath mein uthakar host ke muh mein marti hai.
Mohotarma- khale khale!

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nawaz kunal pagare khan

 


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