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Host- khichdi paki main aap sabka swagat hai!(applause) Abhi hamare naye mehman ane hi wale hai. Kaun ho sakta hai.
(parde ke piche se pestonshah hazir hota hai)
Pestonshah ne safed cotton kurta aur pyjama pehna hota hai.
Host- are aap yeha kaise pahuch gaye! Aapko toh humne koi invitation nahi diya tha!
Pestonshah- Main apni kabile tarif awaz se kuch arrz karna chahoonga!
host- ji farmayiye!
Pestonshah- ajj jana dil hai deewana, ajj jana dil hai deewana (parsi hel main)! dikra roke chahe lakh jamana!....
host- (tokte)....are bas bas! Aap kafi acha gah lete hai!
Pestonshah- ji shukriya, aur bhi suna sakta hun!
host- nahi nahi, abhi hamare dusre mehman ane hi wale hai!

Parde ke piche se duble patle maulavi chasmis ate hai!

Maulavi- (muh main pan) adab arze adab arze! Bhai kaisa chal raha hai!
host- apki dua se sab kuch thik hai!
Maulavi- main toh gana nahi gata!

....to be continued.

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nawaz kunal pagare khan