Nawaz sharif went to a toy shop n asked
"yeh Ganja Bandar Kitne KA Hai "?
Shop Keeper:
"O Parhe Lekhe Punjab K Jahil
Yeh Mirror hai.
Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na
Sang hawa k urna chahoon
Titli ban kar nagri nagri
Gulshan Gulshan phirna chahoon
Phooloon k sab rang chura kar
Chunri apni rangna chahoon
Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na