WIFE: Wht wud u do if I died? Wud u gt married again??
H: N0.
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married??
H: Of course I do.?
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry??
H: Ok, ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house?
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car??
H: Yes its almost new?
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry??
H: No Im sure she wd want her own.
W: Wud she wear my shoes?
H: No her size is 6?
W: --silence??
H: "SHIT"!