A couple celebrated their 26th marriage anniversary. they were famous for not having fought in 25 years.
Gusts: "sir, its amazing. how did you make it possible?"
Husband: "we had been 2 shimla for honeymoon. we did horseriding. my wife's horse was a crazy one. on the way that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. she patted the horse's back and said, "this is your first time" after a while, it happened again. she said "this is your second time" and continued.
when the horse dropped her 3rd time. she silently took out a revolver and shot the horse dead!!
i shouted "What did you do. you psycho. you killed the poor animal. r u crazy?"
she gave a silent look and said "this is your first time!"
Husband: "that's it.. and since then we are happy ever after