MeraForum Community.No 1 Pakistani Forum Community - Some Stupid Questions in certain situation Part 2

:Hi ya!:Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid ANSWERS.
To be Very Honest you might asked one of any below or atleast answered hehe...

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!:msn_grin:

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. :smack:

At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the 'Paneer Butter Masala' dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.