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" Some True Facts ...!!!"
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes." That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it. Sometimes I wonder what people say about me when I'm not around. My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you." Every time I look in the mirror, I cry. not because I'm ugly, but because of how damn awesome I am. Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…... I am going to show my kids the movie "Doom's Day 2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that." I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket. :p Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer. :D Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me? lol[ |
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Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby.
I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce them by saying, "Say hello to my little friend" The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car..... A PARKED CAR...!! Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law." Learning song lyrics faster than your homework. |
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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you."
Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…... Learning song lyrics faster than your homework. really nice |
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