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Sardar: Woh Larki Behri Hai.!

Dost: Tumhe Kese Pata?

Sardar: Maine Usko I Love You Kaha To Boli Maine Kal Hi Naya Sendal Khareda Hai..


Dosti Ki Azeem Misaal..

Pathan Ne Mobile Khareeda To Doston Ne Kaha Mithai Khilao

Pathan Bazaar Gaya Mobile Bech Kar Mithai Le Ayaa..



Director To Heroin: Tumhe 4 Gunde Pakren Gay Phir Hero Bachane Ayega.!

Heroin: Hero Kon?

Director: Imran Hashmi

Heroin: To Usse Kya Tumhara Bap Bachai Ga?




Pathan Ki BV Uske Driver Ke Sath Bhag Gayee Logon Ne Pocha Khan Saab Ab Kya Karo Gay?

Pathan: Karna Kiya Hai Ab Gari Khud Chalani Pare Gi..




1 Pathan 15 Saal Tak Allah Se Ro Ro Ker Girgira Ker Aulaad Ke Liye Dua Maangta Raha

1 Din Pathan Ke Pas Farishta Aya Aur Bola

Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta Hai Pehle Shaadi To Kar..




Sardar Ki Maa Ki Death Hogaye

Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya To Usne Pocha Teri Maa Kahan Hai?

Sardar Bola Wo To Pichle Saal Hi Mar Gaye Thi

Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Aur Kaha Tu Ne Mujhe Bataya Kyun Nahi?

Sardar Bola Maine Soocha Surprise Doonga...

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very nice

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