U r BANDAR
It means:

B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na

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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

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Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower, The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>> MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!

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Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

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Taxi driver to sardarbr />
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo


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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto.


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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .

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Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga

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What is Education?

Ans: Education is an Organized System through which we waste half of our life to learn How to waste the remaining half of our life.

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Class Rooms are like a Train…

1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP),

Middle 3 are General Compartments
and
Last 2 are Sleeper Coaches.

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FACTS:

The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

While

The Shortest 5 Mins. is

The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

Isn’t it???

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Eq#1:
Study=Dont Fail

Eq#2:Dont Study=Fail

Adding Eq 1&2
Studyont Study=Failont Fail
Taking Common

Study(1ont)=Fail(1 ont)

Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.

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A quality Engineer married an average girl.

After 2 years of tough life with her,

Finally da engineer got angry and sent
a note to his Father-in-Law stating:

"Ur product not meeting my requirements"
The smart father-in-law replied,

"Warranty Expired, Manufacturer not responsible"