Pathan:yar aj tabiat theek nahi,
har cheez double nazar arahi hay!

Memon: 500 ka note agay karte hue,
ye lo wo 1000 jo tum se udhaar liay thay...
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safai ki hadd...

bacha dukaandar se: uncle safegaurd sabun hai?

dukaandar: ji han !!







Bacha: haath dho kar 1 kulfi dena....!
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2011....PPP ka naya naara,

Maang raha hai Har Insaan...

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TOPPI, CHADDI AUR BANYAAN ;-)
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principal: y r u alwayz late....?
tumare sare classmates to aik saath time pe atte hain...


Student: group bana kar to kutte atte hain sir...!
sher to akela atta hai...
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A girl died & her soul was taken to Heaven.
She was askd y her heart is still beating...
Girl replied: "I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart."
And thus the girl was sent to hell for over-acting :p
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pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gayi

uss ne ghusse mein baap ki photo qabristan mein laga di aur neeche likh diya

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:-D ""Coming Soon"";-)