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SALMAN 09-29-2010 12:30 PM

You may be a Taliban IF......
 
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing for women but think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


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-|A|- 10-06-2010 07:58 PM

Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
hahahahaha
nice

FarazAli 10-08-2010 05:49 PM

Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
nice sharing

SALMAN 10-13-2010 04:27 PM

Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
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Johnny 05-24-2011 10:06 PM

Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
lolx .

Morash 05-26-2011 10:13 AM

Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
Lolz .. Good ONE

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Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
lOl nYC......................

*NRB* 10-09-2011 04:30 PM

Re: You may be a Taliban IF......
 
behooda propugnda


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