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Flop show
Ba ba ba baba baba baba,
Writerrrrrrrrrrrrrr, fighterrrrrrrrrrrrr (2)
Singerrrrrrrrrrrrrr, actorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Producerrrrrrrrrr, directorrrrrrrrrrrr, uuuuuuuuuhahaha (spotboyyyyyyy, jollymannnn, Uuuuuuhahaha)
Cameramannnn, spidermannnnnn,
Floppppppp, Flop show.
Parde ke piche se awaz ati hai- aj ka episode adharit hai family planning aur ajkal ke navjavano Pakistani pidhi par!
Scene 1
Miya zardari aur bano Benazir, councilor ke pas jate hai.
Darwaze ke bahar bano Benazir doctor ka naam padhati hai- are kya likha hai, doctor jaspal bhatti !
Miya zardari aur bano Benazir andar ate hai, toh dekhte hai doctor jaspal bhati aram farma rahe hote hai.
Dr.j.bhatti- are ayeye ayeye, tashrif rakhiye. Kaise ana hua.
Miya zardari- adab, bhai dr. bhatti ji bohot naam suna tha apka.
Dr.j.bhatti- sasriyakant, ji mera naam bhatiya nahi, bachpan se hi bhatti hai. Kahiye kya khidmat karu mein apki.
Bano Benazir- hum ne kai isharato mein family planning ke mamle padhe, socha kyun na apki jubani kuch seleh mashuhura

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..kare.
Dr.j.bhatti- aji bilkul, Pakistan ki nayi pidhi ko chahiye ek nai soch! Pakke irade! Aur mere jaisa councilor!
Miya zardari- dr.bhatti ji, humare Pakistan mulk ka population sima ke par ja raha hai!
Dr.j.bhatti- akhir kya kar sakte hai, punjabda bhi yehi mamla hai.
Bano Benazir- (haste hue) sab ki apni apni soch hoti hai, ap meri kursi par baith kar dekhiye!
Scene 2
Dur se suhani subah Islamabad mein koi scooter pe ah raha hota hai. Are yeh toh miya gillani fast scooter chala rahe hote hai. Samne khade hote hai military dress pahane mr.parvez.
Tabhi itefaq se tyre puncture ho jata hai.
Mr.parvez- kya gillani ji, aj subah subah hi tyre puncture kar diya.
Miya gillani scooter se utar kar bolte hai- ha ji, aj ka akhbar padha Islamabad times?
Mr.parvez- kyun kya hua? Koi achi khabar?
Miya gillani- humare pm nawaz sharif family planning crisis discuss karne bill Clinton se mile!

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Scene 3
Vicky baba aur moin khan café mein baithe gup shup kar rahe the!
Vicky baba- Are yaar moin mein kal roz apni pachvi...

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patayi hui girlfriend ko lekar dubai gaya!
Moin- phir kya hua?
Vicky baba- hotel mein baithe hum dono, aur tabhi uska 5’3” chasmis ex-boyfriend ah gaya kahi se.
Moin- toh phir?
Vicky baba- kya kare uthna padha, kehti he tumse pehle wala!
Exit
Lyrics- eeeh hawa, tu baata….is sunehri raat meinnnnn, jaane na mera dil deewana, jaane na mera dil deewana haiiiiiii!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBmylILrutE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdE-fkP4aBI

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nice .

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mujhe tu kuch samaj nahi ahya :giggle:

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oye yeh kya hy
kyakya post karti rehti o???

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hahaha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz