joke
 

O Khocha tumhara Biwi

'Pathan to Sardar: O Khocha tumhara Biwi aur tum aek he Hospital mein Job Karte ho kiya?
Sardar: G Khan Sahib, Hum Hospital mein Doctor hun, aur Hamra Biwi Nurse ha
Khan: Tu tum apni biwi ko kiya keh kaer bulate ho?
Sardar: Bas Khan Sahib, Kiya Btaon, Apni hi Biwi ko Hospital mein Sister Kehna P