A Professor explained Marketing to students
 

A Professor explained Marketing to students

1) U see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I’m rich marry me
Thats “Direct Marketing”

2) U attend party & ur friend goes to a girl & pointng at U tells her. He is very rich, marry him
Thats “Advertising”

3) Girl walks to U & says U rich, can U marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”

4) U say I’m very rich marry me & she slaps U
“Thats Customer Feedback”

5) U say I’m very rich marry me & she introduces U to her husband
“Thats Demand & SupPly Gap”

6) Before U say I’m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
Thats “Restriction from Entering New Market”:-)