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- - Pathan Funny Jokes Collection (http://www.MeraForum.Com/showthread.php?t=60765)

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:42 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:43 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:44 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.:thumb-down:

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A:situps:

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.:mazak:

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:44 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:44 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:45 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:

Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:45 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry
:kitti:
Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:45 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.

Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:46 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:

Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?

Mf Great Power

06-19-2011 08:46 AM

Re: Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:

Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?
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