Jin Nayi k Pas Gaya

[Miss Habib]

1 jin nayi k pas gaya or kaha k maine baal katwane hain
nayi ne kaha abhi time nahi hai baad main ana, to jin ne nayi se 1 baat kahi aur nayi behosh ho gaya
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Jin ne kia bat kahi ho gi ?
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Jin ne kaha, sir rakh kar jaa raha hoon baad mein aa kar le jaoon ga

[SHAYAN]

lol gd one

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

:(rofl):

[Stollen Heart]

hahahaha. wo jin kon tha?

[Miss Habib]

thanks shayan and jiger

[Miss Habib]

hahahaha. wo jin kon tha?

yaqeenan tum hi ho gai
tumahare jitna to koi bhi khofnaak nahi hai :bashi:

[Stollen Heart]

yaqeenan tum hi ho gai
tumahare jitna to koi bhi khofnaak nahi hai :bashi:

Waise jub me ne u ko dekha tha to hum dono men koi faraq nhi tha, Bus u thori si kaali zeyada thi, :shooting1:

[Miss Habib]

Waise jub me ne u ko dekha tha to hum dono men koi faraq nhi tha, Bus u thori si kaali zeyada thi, :shooting1:

lekin ab to me chitttti ho gai hoon
fair n lovely ka kamaal hai :blob_clap:

[Stollen Heart]

lekin ab to me chitttti ho gai hoon
fair n lovely ka kamaal hai :blob_clap:

Oh Fair and Lovely, Yaar yeh acha banda nhi hey, suna hey her lerki is ke peeche hi bhaagti hey,

[Miss Habib]

Oh Fair and Lovely, Yaar yeh acha banda nhi hey, suna hey her lerki is ke peeche hi bhaagti hey,

ahooo suna hai tum ne hunh, pata nahi kis k kano se suna hai :11ap3sj:

[Stollen Heart]

ahooo suna hai tum ne hunh, pata nahi kis k kano se suna hai :11ap3sj:

Me markete men giya tha to me ne dekha her lerki isi ka naam le rhi thi,

[Miss Habib]

Me markete men giya tha to me ne dekha her lerki isi ka naam le rhi thi,

or u ne apna naam stollen heart se badal kar fair n lovely rakh lia
haiii naa :(rofl):

[Stollen Heart]

or u ne apna naam stollen heart se badal kar fair n lovely rakh lia
haiii naa :(rofl):

Hahahahahaha nhi just lovely rakha hey ........... :giggle:

[Miss Habib]

Hahahahahaha nhi just lovely rakha hey ........... :giggle:

oh haan fair to nahi rakh skte naa
kyon tum fair to ho nahi :smilestar:

[Stollen Heart]

oh haan fair to nahi rakh skte naa
kyon tum fair to ho nahi :smilestar:

Nhi yeh baat nhi hey, Lovely jub koi me ko bolta hey to boaht acha lagta hey,

[cutepoison]

hahaha lolzzz

[Miss Habib]

Nhi yeh baat nhi hey, Lovely jub koi me ko bolta hey to boaht acha lagta hey,

or koi u ko nahi bolta lovely hahahahah :laughat:

[Miss Habib]

hahaha lolzzz

thanks cute

[Stollen Heart]

or koi u ko nahi bolta lovely hahahahah :laughat:

Nhi bus u hi bolti ho,

[Miss Habib]

Nhi bus u hi bolti ho,

hehehehe u k kaan bajte hain :smilestar:

[Stollen Heart]

hehehehe u k kaan bajte hain :smilestar:

Ji nhi, Me ne khud apne kaanon se suna hey,

[Miss Habib]

Ji nhi, Me ne khud apne kaanon se suna hey,

tumhare dil ne kaha ho ga or tum ne sun lia ho gaa hahahaha :0037:

[Stollen Heart]

tumhare dil ne kaha ho ga or tum ne sun lia ho gaa hahahaha :0037:

Ji nhi ji, Per u ne konsa maan lena he, :PUNCH:

[Emaan Chaudhery]

Uff ALLAH lol ..

[Miss Habib]

thankssss

[Miss Habib]

Ji nhi ji, Per u ne konsa maan lena he, :PUNCH:

pehaly khud to maan jaa fir mujhe bhi mana layiiiii :0029:

[pakeeza]

naakli saar hogaa pphr toooooooooooooo:hehoho::hehoho:

[Miss Habib]

naakli saar hogaa pphr toooooooooooooo:hehoho::hehoho:

nahi naqli nahi tha
jin ka tha :0005:

[pakeeza]

nahi naqli nahi tha
jin ka tha :0005:

aacha phrr thkk haa jin konsy aslli hoty haain lolzzzz:lol:

[Haadi]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Miss Habib]

Hahahahahahahaha

thanks haadi munh khol kar hassne kaaa :giggle:

[Miss Habib]

aacha phrr thkk haa jin konsy aslli hoty haain lolzzzz:lol:

jab asli dekho gi to hosh thikane aa jayein gai :0037:

[pakeeza]

jab asli dekho gi to hosh thikane aa jayein gai :0037:

jaab aap dekh lo taab mjy bhi btaa denaaaa:clapping:

[Prince7871]

ahooo suna hai tum ne hunh, pata nahi kis k kano se suna hai :11ap3sj:

hahaha phir miss tum nein baal kaat diye ??? :fish:

[Miss Habib]

jaab aap dekh lo taab mjy bhi btaa denaaaa:clapping:

aisa karo tum ainay k samne khari ho jao
nazar aa jaye gaa :fish:

[Miss Habib]

hahaha phir miss tum nein baal kaat diye ??? :fish:

han maine baaal kat diye dekho tumhari siggy mein tum ganjay ho :crazy4::giggle:

[pakeeza]

aisa karo tum ainay k samne khari ho jao
nazar aa jaye gaa :fish:

naa maa to aapko dekhn gi taab yaaqeen aajyee gaa mjy lolzzzzzzz:yippie:

[Miss Habib]

naa maa to aapko dekhn gi taab yaaqeen aajyee gaa mjy lolzzzzzzz:yippie:

lo g ab tumhein yaqeen dalane k liye me apna deedar karwaoooo
neveeeeer :(;nope;):

[pakeeza]

lo g ab tumhein yaqeen dalane k liye me apna deedar karwaoooo
neveeeeer :(;nope;):

pphr maa daarooon gi kessyyyyyyyyy:crying:

[Miss Habib]

pphr maa daarooon gi kessyyyyyyyyy:crying:

aina dekh kar :giggle:

[pakeeza]

aina dekh kar :giggle:

aaina to ha hi nhi issly to aapko khaaaaaaaa:langra::idea:

[Miss Habib]

aaina to ha hi nhi issly to aapko khaaaaaaaa:langra::idea:

aww u k paas aina nahi hai :(
chaloo me de deti hoon to dekh lenaa

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ab ghoor se dekhna khud ko :10:

[pakeeza]

aww u k paas aina nahi hai :(
chaloo me de deti hoon to dekh lenaa

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ab ghoor se dekhna khud ko :10:

maa to aapko dekh lonn gi na aphr lg jaaye gaa pta jinn kaaaaaaa:groupwave1:

[Miss Habib]

maa to aapko dekh lonn gi na aphr lg jaaye gaa pta jinn kaaaaaaa:groupwave1:

ahooo ye bhi theek hai jab tumhare jaisi churail mere samne aye gii or me darr se behooosh ho jao gi to tumhein pata lag jaye gaaa :fish:

[pakeeza]

ahooo ye bhi theek hai jab tumhare jaisi churail mere samne aye gii or me darr se behooosh ho jao gi to tumhein pata lag jaye gaaa :fish:

aapny baary maa aasa maat khoo siso mjy suuch ma daar lg rhaa haaaaaaa:0023:

[Miss Habib]

aapny baary maa aasa maat khoo siso mjy suuch ma daar lg rhaa haaaaaaa:0023:

hehhehehe jo darr gaya wo marr gaya pakeezaaa :(devil):

[Credible KiRan]

lolz nyc.

[Prince7871]

llolzzzzzz

[pakeeza]

hehhehehe jo darr gaya wo marr gaya pakeezaaa :(devil):

mmery maarny py kitnaa khussh hooti ho :bangin:

[Miss Habib]

mmery maarny py kitnaa khussh hooti ho :bangin:

nahi siso suchi
tumhare marne per me inna rooo gi k mf per selaaab aa jaye gaaa :cry: :cry: :cry:
yaqeen nahi to marr k dekh lo :mazak:

[pakeeza]

nahi siso suchi
tumhare marne per me inna rooo gi k mf per selaaab aa jaye gaaa :cry: :cry: :cry:
yaqeen nahi to marr k dekh lo :mazak:

uss maain beh k bhi khud jaao gi dekh lenaa:Dkhussh hoti hoo naaaa:1smile1:

[Miss Habib]

uss maain beh k bhi khud jaao gi dekh lenaa:Dkhussh hoti hoo naaaa:1smile1:

hehehe me to jaoo gi, lekin tumhein chor kar nahi jaoo gi
sath le jaoo gi :0020:

[Prince7871]

kya baat hai my sweet miss bakri

[pakeeza]

hehehe me to jaoo gi, lekin tumhein chor kar nahi jaoo gi
sath le jaoo gi :0020:

nhi nhi aap jaao aakeli jaab lot ky aao gi taab jaaon gy aapky saathh:D:idea:

[Miss Habib]

nhi nhi aap jaao aakeli jaab lot ky aao gi taab jaaon gy aapky saathh:D:idea:

me to kuch lootne nahi jaa rahi :71:
tum ko to bus har waqat choriii ki pari rehti hai hunh :fish:

[Miss Habib]

kya baat hai my sweet miss bakri

baat to zabardst hai kharab ankhon wale bakray :broken-teeth:

[pakeeza]

me to kuch lootne nahi jaa rahi :71:
tum ko to bus har waqat choriii ki pari rehti hai hunh :fish:

chooriii bhi to aap hi kaarti hooooo Choorniiiiiiiiii:s11:

[pakeeza]

me to kuch lootne nahi jaa rahi :71:
tum ko to bus har waqat choriii ki pari rehti hai hunh :fish:

:lies:Jhoooti choorii bhi to aap hi kaarti ho choorniiiiiiiiiii:yippie::smilestar:

[Miss Habib]

:lies:Jhoooti choorii bhi to aap hi kaarti ho choorniiiiiiiiiii:yippie::smilestar:

achaa dakooo rani, me ne ik poni kia le li tum ne to me ko chorni mashooor kar diaa :p
khud jo dakay dalti hoo wo bhool gai :shooting1::Real mad:

[pakeeza]

achaa dakooo rani, me ne ik poni kia le li tum ne to me ko chorni mashooor kar diaa :p
khud jo dakay dalti hoo wo bhool gai :shooting1::Real mad:

daaky ma bhi tm brabr ki shaakrreeek ho choooorniiiiiiiiii:tooth:saary pesy khaa gaai meryyyyyyyy:groupwave1:

[Prince7871]

baat to zabardst hai kharab ankhon wale bakray :broken-teeth:

ok thandi samoosi :toung-show:

[jalpari]

hahahhahhaha

[Adeela]

ehehhehehehehehe