Deep Trouble

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Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.

The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.

The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?

Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."

The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"

On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.

The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?

Santa says, "Oh sure."

The boss asks how deep underground he worked.

Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."

The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"

Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!":trampoline4hl:

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Degree, preferably marketing, business, mass communication, public relations or equivalent work experience. � 2-4 years of experience in media, online advertising, SEO/SEM, and link building/blog promotion. � 2+ years of relevant experience coordinating projects � Basic SEO knowledge. � Good knowledge of static and dynamic website optimization and results. � Must demonstrate strong writing, communication and interpersonal skills. � Accurate and timeliness of work performed and strong interaction with departmental staff, sales force, and clients. � Ability to juggle numerous projects at once under deadline pressure. � Must be organized and deadline oriented. � Experience or knowledge of web publishing and/or advertising is a strong plus. � Must be proficient in Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, and Powerpoint. ; Gender Preferred: No Preference; Nationality Preferred: ; Languages Known: ; Driving License: No Preference; Qualification: Master's degree; Total Exp: 2 - 5yrs; Total Exp inUAE.: 2 - 5yrs; Age group: 22 - 45yrs; IT Skills Required: Excellent Skills are essential. Good knowledge of static and dynamic website optimization and results. Experience or knowledge of web publishing and/or advertising is a strong plus. Must be proficient in Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, and Powerpoint. ; Jobtype: Permanent ; Salary & Other Benefits: Salary DHS 5000 to DHS 5500 + Other Benefits; Registration & Applications at WWW.Jobhunt.ae is Free & Easy, visit our below website link to apply ; Website: http://www.jobhunt.ae/JobSearch/JobDetail.aspx?jobref=6454
Location: Dubai
Industry: Sales & Marketing
Email: apply@jobhuntgulf.com
Contact: 97142951055

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There is an excellent opportunity for candidates to work at Sales Executive position with a company, which focuses on balancing education and family entertainment. To join this expanding, ambitious, and successful company we need dynamic sales professionals with a flair for marketing and sales. The desired candidate should be highly professional, self motivated and able to generate new business. A candidate having an experience of 2 to 3 years in a recreation industry and with a valid UAE driving license will be preferred. A good salary will be offered to the right candidate with year end benefits.Visa will also be provided if required. ; Gender Preferred: No Preference; Nationality Preferred: ; Languages Known: English; Driving License: Yes; Qualification: No Preference; Total Exp: 2 - 3yrs; Total Exp inUAE.: ; Age group: ; IT Skills Required: ; Jobtype: Permanent ; Salary & Other Benefits: Salary Offered DHS 4000/- to 6000/- + Visa; Registration & Applications at WWW.Jobhunt.ae is Free & Easy, visit our below website link to apply ; Website: http://www.jobhunt.ae/JobSearch/JobDetail.aspx?jobref=6447
Location: Dubai
Industry: Sales & Marketing
Email: apply@jobhuntgulf.com
Contact: 97142951055

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Required for a chain of Restaurants in Abu Dhabi. Cashiers - with 2 years exp. Candidates who strictly satisfy the above requirements, may forward their CV to email: jehad@special-grp.com Tel. 02-6665512 / Fax: 02-6669912.

Location: Abu Dhabi
Industry: Accountancy
Email: jehad@special-grp.com
Contact: 02-6665512, 02-6669912

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AED 8,000 p.m.
FINANCE ASSISTANT (Temporary). Salary up to AED 8000/-. (Ref. #19575). Our client is looking for a Temporary Finance Assistant for a period of 2 months who will be responsible for following up with major customer / distributors for payments, updating accounts receivables, etc. Applicants must have relevant experience in Finance. JOBS-ME - Excellence in Recruitment. To apply for the vacancy register at www.jobs-me.com

Location: UAE
Industry: Banking & Finance

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AED 28,000 p.m.
• AED 28,000 - 32,000 Per Month
• Ref: 918138
Our client is a leading bank who is now looking for an AVP of Market Risk to join their team. Reporting into the Head of Market Risk you will be responsible for managing the market risk function of the bank. This will include evaluating and approving market risk limits and triggers, limit exceptions and trigger breaks as well as new products for trading.
Other responsibilities include, providing input to credit risk on approval of counterparty credit limits, collateral thresholds and approvals of individual trades. You will also be handling the banks regulatory requirements relating to market risk including Basel reporting for the central bank. Liaising with the front office, back office and risk management team will be an integral part of your role to ensure the smooth monitoring and reporting of limits and other MIS. To be successful in this role you must have at least six years experience within treasury and capital markets products within a risk management or trading role. University qualifications are essential, and ideally you will have a science or quantitative major. Ideally you will currently be in a market risk management role and be keen to progress your career within risk management. It is essential that you have the skills to institutionalise concepts, procedures and processes and have the ability to translate them into practices and written policies. An excellent working knowledge of business statistic and computer skills is essential for this role. http://www.charterhouseme.ae

Location: Dubai, Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Email: 918138@charterhouse.ae
Contact: +971 4 372 3500

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Head of Finance
• TND Up to 20,000 Plus Benefits
• Ref: 918151
Our client is one of the largest FMCG players in the Middle East, with operations that stretch into the Middle East, Africa, North America and Asia. They are now looking for a Head of Finance based in Tunisia. Managing the finance function for region and reporting into the Regional Head of Finance, you will be responsible for a team of accountants and will work closely with the Regional General Manager in Tunisia who will be formulating and implementing effective financial strategy. Ensuring accurate financials are recorded and adding value by guiding the business through educated financial decisions. The ideal candidate will be a qualified accountant or have an MBA with at least five years experience in financial management in the FMCG sector. To be considered for this position you need to be fluent in French, English and Arabic. If you meet the above requirements and would like to work for this forward thinking organisation as their Head of Finance, then we would like to hear from you. Please note, that for this role, only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. No resumes will be passed onto any third party without your consent. http://www.charterhouseme.ae

Location: Dubai, Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Email: 918151@charterhouse.ae
Contact: +971 4 372 3500

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Teller, with 20 years Bank experience in UAE
Teller, with 20 years Bank experience in UAE, seeking a suitable position in any industry with similar job profile. Also holds valid UAE driving License. Please email: shakeel_rahman53@yahoo.com or call 055-9264815.

Location: Northern Emirates
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 055-9264815

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credit analyst with 3+ yrs seeks job
AED 12,000 - 14,000 p.m.
Credit analyst working in a reputed bank in UAE seeks job.salary negotiable.

Location: Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 0559118934

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Candidate seeks a job
AED 10,000 - 15,000 p.m.
A young and energetic finance professional having a 5 years of experience with different Multinational Organisations having MBA Finance degree is searching for a good Job in Dubai or Ras Al Khaimah. Currently working with Emirates Grp Security-Transguard as Billing and Receivables Supervisor from more than 1 year .

Location: Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 0509475084

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Insurance Advisor
Leading Insurance Organization is looking for serious career seeking candidate. Experience in sales and marketing. Email your CV to: metlifedxb@gmail.com, Attn-Suresh.

Location: Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 043358791

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UAE Experienced Accounting (ACCA) Available
I am Association of Chartered Certified Accountants (ACCA) (Result Waiting), Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales (ICAEW) (Continue) & Bachelor's in Commerce. I am proficient in using Ms Office and also have experience with Quick books. I would be grateful to you if you consider me for the job .Looking forward to hear from you. Regards, Muhammad 056-7094874

Location: Northern Emirates
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: +971-56-7094874

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Chartered Certified Accountants
I am Association of Chartered Certified Accountants (ACCA) (Result Waiting), Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales (ICAEW) (Continue) & Bachelor's in Commerce. I am proficient in using Ms Office and also have experience with QuickBooks. Seeks a job. Call Muhammad 056-7094874.

Location: Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 056-7094874

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Wanted - all around beautician
AED 2,000 - 5,000 p.m.
Sofia Beauty Saloon urgently need all around beautician any nationalities with experience. All interested for this job can bring CV at SOFIA BEAUTY SALOON address:Opposite to madinat zayed shopping center, Al Dhafra building or call 026344888 or 0507111224

Location: Abu Dhabi
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 026344888

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Female Sales Staff
AED 3,000 - 4,500 p.m.
Female Sales Staff required for Banking products specially, PDC loans and Credit Cards in Dubai. ONLY People with over 1 year of experience in a similar field of sales within the UAE please email your CV with recent photograph and expected salary. abdulk@imcuae.net & mobile # 050-2125859.

Location: Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: 0502125859

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AED 5,000 - 10,000 p.m.
Sri Lankan male, B.Sc (Business management) SP, with 7 years exp, management & marketing. Seeks a suitable job in UAE. Call +97150-7902834 / +97155-1745917 / drsurendra50@yahoo.com

Location: Abu Dhabi
Industry: Banking & Finance
Contact: +971551745917

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Senior Accountant
AED 18,000 p.m.
• AED 18,000 - 22,000 Plus Benefits
• Ref: 917940
A large FMCG corporation in Dubai is currently seeking a Senior Accountant to join their reputable organisation. Responsibilities will include applying accounting principles and procedures to analyse financial information, prepare accurate and timely financial reports and statements as well as ensure appropriate accounting control procedures. You will also work closely with the corporate functions to ensure accounting issues are appropriately identified, analysed and reported. To be successful in this position, you will ideally have at least five year�s working experience with an FMCG companies or with any big four accounting and auditing firms. A minimum of three years experience in the management of financial systems and budgets, financial reporting, financial data analysis, auditing and providing financial advice. A Bachelors or higher Degree in accounting and a CPA certification is highly desired. Other key competencies include planning and organising, excellent written and verbal communication skills, information and task monitoring. You will have strong analytical, judgment and problem-solving skills, be self-motivated coupled with the ability to work autonomously as well as in a team. http://www.charterhouseme.ae

Location: Dubai, Dubai
Industry: Banking & Finance
Email: 917940@charterhouse.ae
Contact: +971 4 372 3500

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