(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)
10-08-2012, 01:02 PM
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In London - A customer asked, "Do U have Sarson Da Tel?"
The shopkeeper says "are you Santa?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco
, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?
The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you
ask if I am a Santa?"
The shopkeeper replied,
"Because , you're in a Liquor Store."
In London - A customer asked, "Do U have Sarson Da Tel?"
The shopkeeper says "are you Santa?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco
, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?
The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you
ask if I am a Santa?"
The shopkeeper replied,
"Because , you're in a Liquor Store."