Eid Millan Party

[Stollen Heart]

Aslam o Alaikum

Sud ka Ramadan theek jaa rha hoga, Kisi ne Ramadan ko tang nhi kiya hoga, Lo ji saare baat suno Eid ke agle roz I mean Tarru wale din Abewsha ne apne ghar men Eid Millan Party ka arrange kiya he, Jahan bohat si dishes honge, ur bohat se gift bhi honge hum sub ke liye,

Ur AFghani Laila especialy is Eid Millan Party men participate ker rhi hen, Kionkeh in ko wahan pe ek prize milne jaa rha he,

Umeed he aap joq der joq aaeinge ur Eid Millan Party ki ronaq dobala krenge,

[Abewsha]

Oye mai na Kon si Party Rakhi hai :O lol mai na party rahi mujhe pata be nahi :@

[Stollen Heart]

Oye mai na Kon si Party Rakhi hai :O lol mai na party rahi mujhe pata be nahi :@

Raat me ko dream aaya tha na, keh u party de rhi ho, Chalo ub u intezam kro bachu

[Abewsha]

Raat me ko dream aaya tha na, keh u party de rhi ho, Chalo ub u intezam kro bachu

koi Party sharty nahi :angry: Jis ko dream aya wahi Party kar ley na :angry:

[Stollen Heart]

koi Party sharty nahi :angry: Jis ko dream aya wahi Party kar ley na :angry:

hal ooy aai waddi, me ka dream pora kro, bus me ko nhi pata

[Abewsha]

hal ooy aai waddi, me ka dream pora kro, bus me ko nhi pata

nahi karo gi mai kia sab ka theka utha k rakha hai :zpghh:
jao apna dream khud pura karo waisa be bure dream kabi sach nahi hote :zpghh:

[Emaan Chaudhery]

Hhahahaaa ReaLLyy !! :17:

[Stollen Heart]

nahi karo gi mai kia sab ka theka utha k rakha hai :zpghh:
jao apna dream khud pura karo waisa be bure dream kabi sach nahi hote :zpghh:

Aaho, u jo salary lrti ho na is men se u ne arrange krna he sara, Kanjos nah howe te

Bus me ne sub ko u ke ghar ka adress de diya he, ub yeh change nhi ho skta, nhi to me ki naak kat jaeigi,

[Stollen Heart]

Hhahahaaa ReaLLyy !! :17:

Haan sachi muchi, u ko gift bhi de gi Abewsha :jumping1:

[Abewsha]

Koi party nahi Koi Gift nahi mai Us din bad Kamball ley k so jao gi lol

[Stollen Heart]

Koi party nahi Koi Gift nahi mai Us din bad Kamball ley k so jao gi lol

To kiya hoga phr, hum u ke ghar hi to aa rhe hen sub, u ko aa kr utha lenge,

waise u itti kanjos to nhi thi.

[Abewsha]

Mai na Door hi nahi open karni aa k khare rehna bahir aur chale jana lol

[Stollen Heart]

Mai na Door hi nahi open karni aa k khare rehna bahir aur chale jana lol

Hum window se ander aa jaeinge, phr u kiya kro gi,
Eik baar hum aa gay to wapis koi nhi jana hum ne,

[Abewsha]

window door sab Kuch band ho ga koi open hi nahi kare ga toh ap kia karo gaye lol

[Stollen Heart]

window door sab Kuch band ho ga koi open hi nahi kare ga toh ap kia karo gaye lol

Hum u ke ghar ke bahir hangama ker denge,

[Abewsha]

Mai Police ko Call karo gi bolo gi pata nahi Kon hain yea ley jao in KO lol

[(¯*♥¤»ƙɧՄՏɧՅԾԾ«¤♥*¯)]

nice thread

[Stollen Heart]

Mai Police ko Call karo gi bolo gi pata nahi Kon hain yea ley jao in KO lol

Hum ne u ke ghar ki bijli bhi kaat deni he, net bhi kaat dena he ur telefone line bhi, u ke ghar ke kisi member ko bhi ghar se bahir nhi aane dena, her lock men Elfy daal deni he,

Bachu aram se party de do nhi to police walon ko bhi party dena paregi,

[Stollen Heart]

nice thread

Madam aap, hum bache bache party party kheil rhe hen madam, Aap bhi kheilengi na madam

[Abewsha]

\hahahaha ap ki Soch hai Yea Pakistan nahi UK hai yaah yea sab nahi Hota lol
aur ek dafa police ko Call karo gi wo raat band rakhe gaye na tab maza aye ga phir waha sab mil k party karna lol

[(¯*♥¤»ƙɧՄՏɧՅԾԾ«¤♥*¯)]

Madam aap, hum bache bache party party kheil rhe hen madam, Aap bhi kheilengi na madam

nahi bacha partyy jaari rakoo

[Stollen Heart]

\hahahaha ap ki Soch hai Yea Pakistan nahi UK hai yaah yea sab nahi Hota lol
aur ek dafa police ko Call karo gi wo raat band rakhe gaye na tab maza aye ga phir waha sab mil k party karna lol

Oh UK ki police, yeh police ko beech men nhi lao, me ko bara der lgta he police se,

hum seerhi laga ke u ke ghar ki chat pe charh jaeinge, phr u kia kro gi.

[Stollen Heart]

nahi bacha partyy jaari rakoo

Thank u madam, Eid pe app kitte dinon ki chutteyanmilengi hum ko madam

[Abewsha]

mai waha apne dogs open karo gi wo ap ko achi race lagwaye gaye lol

[(¯*♥¤»ƙɧՄՏɧՅԾԾ«¤♥*¯)]

Thank u madam, Eid pe app kitte dinon ki chutteyanmilengi hum ko madam

:goaway:

[Stollen Heart]

mai waha apne dogs open karo gi wo ap ko achi race lagwaye gaye lol

Oho ub dogs ko beech men le aai ho,

Hum ne u ka house ki sub deewaren tor deni hen. ub u kia kro gi,

[Stollen Heart]

:goaway:

:redface1xs:

[(¯*♥¤»ƙɧՄՏɧՅԾԾ«¤♥*¯)]

:redface1xs:

:coffee:

[)*¤° ąℓɨƶą ąhʍ€ď °¤*(]

Hum Bhi Invite hy kia?:smileyshot22:

[Stollen Heart]

:coffee:

:scld0006:

[Stollen Heart]

Hum Bhi Invite hy kia?:smileyshot22:

Lo is men pochne wali kiya baat he, U sub se pehle aake front seats pe beith jana :hehoho:

[Stollen Heart]

mai waha apne dogs open karo gi wo ap ko achi race lagwaye gaye lol

Ur idher u ki hamsai aa ke reply karegi kiya? :boxing:

[Abewsha]

ap reply karo gaye toh jawab doh gi na :@

[Stollen Heart]

ap reply karo gaye toh jawab doh gi na :@

Dekho araam se party de do nhi to me ne u ke ulte ulte naam rakhna shoro ker dene hen.

[Abewsha]

Rakho Naam ap Ko Kis ne Mana Kiya hai...lol party nahi Mile gi bas

[Stollen Heart]

Ooy Kiri me ki naak nhi katwao.

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Lo is men pochne wali kiya baat he, U sub se pehle aake front seats pe beith jana :hehoho:

Front pr me sit karoo gi to bakaya kha ajy gy

wase Pepsi ho gi?

Waese khany me mil kia raha hy:(;nope;):

[Stollen Heart]

Front pr me sit karoo gi to bakaya kha ajy gy

wase Pepsi ho gi?

Waese khany me mil kia raha hy:(;nope;):

Baaqi sub sub seaton pe beithege, Front seat ka matlab hey sub se aage neeeche farash pe beithna hey,


Pepsi to zaror hogi per us ke liye u ko glass gher se laana parega,

Khane men sub kuch hey, u ko khane men daant pasand hey ya dhakke?

[Mf Great Power]

Aslam o Alaikum

Sud ka Ramadan theek jaa rha hoga, Kisi ne Ramadan ko tang nhi kiya hoga, Lo ji saare baat suno Eid ke agle roz I mean Tarru wale din Abewsha ne apne ghar men Eid Millan Party ka arrange kiya he, Jahan bohat si dishes honge, ur bohat se gift bhi honge hum sub ke liye,

Ur AFghani Laila especialy is Eid Millan Party men participate ker rhi hen, Kionkeh in ko wahan pe ek prize milne jaa rha he,

Umeed he aap joq der joq aaeinge ur Eid Millan Party ki ronaq dobala krenge,

Ramzan To Sb KA Acha Ja Raha Lagta Hy U Ka Acha Nahi Ja Raha tumhare Dimag pe Asar kar Raha Hy Hm Ne To KOie News Nahi Suni asi
HAye ALLAH ramzan mein Bhi Jhoot

[Stollen Heart]

Ramzan To Sb KA Acha Ja Raha Lagta Hy U Ka Acha Nahi Ja Raha tumhare Dimag pe Asar kar Raha Hy Hm Ne To KOie News Nahi Suni asi
HAye ALLAH ramzan mein Bhi Jhoot

Aa gai u chipkali, chal teyari ker party ki.

[Mf Great Power]

Aa gai u chipkali, chal teyari ker party ki.

Oye jhOte Kahi ke Kd Hi jaO apni KAhyli palao wali party m

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Baaqi sub sub seaton pe beithege, Front seat ka matlab hey sub se aage neeeche farash pe beithna hey,


Pepsi to zaror hogi per us ke liye u ko glass gher se laana parega,

Khane men sub kuch hey, u ko khane men daant pasand hey ya dhakke?



bahi farash pr bhetna ap okz mera siut kharab hojay ga


or me nhi a rahi is party me samjhy:smack:

[Stollen Heart]

Oye jhOte Kahi ke Kd Hi jaO apni KAhyli palao wali party m

Oho kheyali pilao nhi hey, sachi muchi ka palao he,

u bus teyae sheyar ho jao,

[Stollen Heart]

bahi farash pr bhetna ap okz mera siut kharab hojay ga


or me nhi a rahi is party me samjhy:smack:

Oho farash saaf he eik dum. waise u kion nhi aa rhi, kiya koi kaam yaad aa giya he?

[)*¤° ąℓɨƶą ąhʍ€ď °¤*(]

Oho farash saaf he eik dum. waise u kion nhi aa rhi, kiya koi kaam yaad aa giya he?

bs mergii ager abe mojhe kud invite kare gii to hum chul pare gy

[Stollen Heart]

bs mergii ager abe mojhe kud invite kare gii to hum chul pare gy

Eik to yeh Abee me ki naak katwa ke hi dum legi.

[Miss Habib]

awwwww :crying: Stollen tujhe to Allah pooche
eid milan party kar li
or me ko bulaya bhi nahi
ja teri meri pakki wali Katttttttiiiiii :bangin:

[Stollen Heart]

awwwww :crying: Stollen tujhe to Allah pooche
eid milan party kar li
or me ko bulaya bhi nahi
ja teri meri pakki wali Katttttttiiiiii :bangin:

Acha howa u nhi aai nhi to u ko bhi saance charh jani thi. hum gay thay eid millen party men, us ne police bulwa li ur hum ki wo dor lagwai woh dor lagwai keh ...... saance charh gai he thora dum lene do phir aage ki bata ta hon.

[Miss Habib]

Acha howa u nhi aai nhi to u ko bhi saance charh jani thi. hum gay thay eid millen party men, us ne police bulwa li ur hum ki wo dor lagwai woh dor lagwai keh ...... saance charh gai he thora dum lene do phir aage ki bata ta hon.

achaaa huaaaa :;n1;:
me k beghair gai thee naa
aise hi hona chahye thaaaa :ahsaaaaasm:

[Stollen Heart]

achaaa huaaaa :;n1;:
me k beghair gai thee naa
aise hi hona chahye thaaaa :ahsaaaaasm:

Chal next time u ko bhi sath le chalonga, per bhagna apna apna hoga,

[Miss Habib]

Chal next time u ko bhi sath le chalonga, per bhagna apna apna hoga,

hehehehehe jab me jaoo gi to bhagna nahi pare gaaa :thumb:
koi police volice nahi aye giiiii :crazy4:

[Stollen Heart]

hehehehehe jab me jaoo gi to bhagna nahi pare gaaa :thumb:
koi police volice nahi aye giiiii :crazy4:

Haan police ki jagah pe Bhai log aaeinge,

[Miss Habib]

Haan police ki jagah pe Bhai log aaeinge,

hehehehhe me apne bhaion ko apne sath le kar ayoon gi
u fikar nooooooooooooot:0029:

[Stollen Heart]

hehehehhe me apne bhaion ko apne sath le kar ayoon gi
u fikar nooooooooooooot:0029:

Oh me ki dhullai to phir pakki ho gai, Bhai logon se to me door hi bhagta hon.

[Miss Habib]

Oh me ki dhullai to phir pakki ho gai, Bhai logon se to me door hi bhagta hon.

inna mat bhago
bhaag bhaag kar ghiss jao gai :040=:

[Stollen Heart]

inna mat bhago
bhaag bhaag kar ghiss jao gai :040=:

To bhai logon ko beech men nah lao na,

[Miss Habib]

To bhai logon ko beech men nah lao na,

me to nahi layiii tum ne kaha k next bhai log aye gai :0013:

[Stollen Heart]

me to nahi layiii tum ne kaha k next bhai log aye gai :0013:

Woh to me ne u ke liye bola tha, per u to apne bhaiyon ko bhi sath laa rhi ho,

[Miss Habib]

Woh to me ne u ke liye bola tha, per u to apne bhaiyon ko bhi sath laa rhi ho,

to mante ho naa k tum ne hi bola tha mere liye
to me le ayoon gi apne bhaion ko :dont20tell:

[Stollen Heart]

to mante ho naa k tum ne hi bola tha mere liye
to me le ayoon gi apne bhaion ko :dont20tell:

Drane wali baten nhi kro na

[Miss Habib]

Drane wali baten nhi kro na

tum darr gaai :0023:
bara maza ayaaaa :cheer:

[Stollen Heart]

tum darr gaai :0023:
bara maza ayaaaa :cheer:

Bachu u baaz aa jao

[Miss Habib]

Bachu u baaz aa jao

nahi ayoo gi baaz
me ko nahi bulaya tha naa party mein :PUNCH:

[Stollen Heart]

nahi ayoo gi baaz
me ko nahi bulaya tha naa party mein :PUNCH:

U ki sui abhi bhi waheen atki hoi he, lagta he u ka bhi dil ker rha he police ke sath race lagane ko

[Miss Habib]

U ki sui abhi bhi waheen atki hoi he, lagta he u ka bhi dil ker rha he police ke sath race lagane ko

me police k saath nahi police mere sath race lagaye giiiii or haar bhi jaye gi :(l0l):
me ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai :0073:

[Stollen Heart]

me police k saath nahi police mere sath race lagaye giiiii or haar bhi jaye gi :(l0l):
me ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai :0073:

Kion u bhagte hoy makhi bun jaati ho?

[Abewsha]

ummm..............

[SHAYAN]

kion u bhagte hoy makhi bun jaati ho?

:17: ....

[Miss Habib]

:17: ....

tujhe bari hassi aa rahi hai :smilestar:
abhi tera bhi ilaj karti hoon :doctor:

[Miss Habib]

Kion u bhagte hoy makhi bun jaati ho?

ahooo wo bhi shahad ki jo kaat le to lag pata jata hai :0011:

[Polar Bear]

ahooo wo bhi shahad ki jo kaat le to lag pata jata hai :0011:

Aslam o Alaikum Miss JI

Belated Happy Eid

Kuch masrofiyat esi thein ,mein apny bazurgoon se Eid nahin mil saka to ajj moka mila socha Edi mubarik keh loon :)

[Miss Habib]

Aslam o Alaikum Miss JI

Belated Happy Eid

Kuch masrofiyat esi thein ,mein apny bazurgoon se Eid nahin mil saka to ajj moka mila socha Edi mubarik keh loon :)

Wasalam
Eid Mubarak guzri hui :flowers:
buzurgon ko zyda der se Eid Mubarak kaho naa to jootay bhi parr jate hain :10:

[cutepoison]

Wasalam
Eid Mubarak guzri hui :flowers:
buzurgon ko zyda der se Eid Mubarak kaho naa to jootay bhi parr jate hain :10:

wow jootay pehanna shro kar diya? :p

[Miss Habib]

wow jootay pehanna shro kar diya? :p

ahooo to or kiaa
tum sab ik jagah ikhate ho gai to maine ik ik paon mein chaar jootay charha liye
ik ik joote se kuch ban'na nahi tha tum logo kaaaa :shoaby:

[Polar Bear]

Wasalam
Eid Mubarak guzri hui :flowers:
buzurgon ko zyda der se Eid Mubarak kaho naa to jootay bhi parr jate hain :10:

Thank you :)
Mujhy idea nahin tha hamary bazurg itna khafa be hooty hein :)

Anyway Kesi guzri Eid app ki Miss ?

[Miss Habib]

Thank you :)
Mujhy idea nahin tha hamary bazurg itna khafa be hooty hein :)

Anyway Kesi guzri Eid app ki Miss ?

bazurg hai naa kabhi bhi meter ghoom skta hai
guzrne de to hathi bhi guzar jaye warna sui bhi pakar lete hain :D

Allah k shukar hai bohat achi guzri eid
tum sunao kaisi guzri, khoob maze kye ho gai, isliye to ghaib the :gimmefive:

[cutepoison]

ahooo to or kiaa
tum sab ik jagah ikhate ho gai to maine ik ik paon mein chaar jootay charha liye
ik ik joote se kuch ban'na nahi tha tum logo kaaaa :shoaby:

hahahaha .... dunya walo ko ghalat fehmi hai k Hitler ne khudkushi karli thi ... lolz.. wo aaj bhi zinda hai :p

[Polar Bear]

bazurg hai naa kabhi bhi meter ghoom skta hai
guzrne de to hathi bhi guzar jaye warna sui bhi pakar lete hain :D

Allah k shukar hai bohat achi guzri eid
tum sunao kaisi guzri, khoob maze kye ho gai, isliye to ghaib the :gimmefive:

Ji Ji meter bazrugon ka apna hota hey na es liye jub chaha ghuma liya :D

Khushi hoi jaan ker app ki Eid buht achi guzri.

Ji lhamdolilah buht achi guzri Eid aik week ki chutiyan thein es liye orr be maza aya.:11ap3sj:

[Miss Habib]

hahahaha .... dunya walo ko ghalat fehmi hai k Hitler ne khudkushi karli thi ... lolz.. wo aaj bhi zinda hai :p

hehehehehe tum ne apna Hitler kab se rakh liaaa :0020:
waise zinda hitler ho ya murdaaa :040=:

[Miss Habib]

Ji Ji meter bazrugon ka apna hota hey na es liye jub chaha ghuma liya :D

Khushi hoi jaan ker app ki Eid buht achi guzri.

Ji lhamdolilah buht achi guzri Eid aik week ki chutiyan thein es liye orr be maza aya.:11ap3sj:

shabaash waise aqalband bache ho :;angel:
aik week ki chutiaaan :0005: me ko to bus 4 chutian hui thii :crying: me jalling bhuniiiiing :FIREdevil:

[Stollen Heart]

ahooo wo bhi shahad ki jo kaat le to lag pata jata hai :0011:

u shahed ki makhi nhi peeli proond ho.

[Stollen Heart]

ahooo to or kiaa
tum sab ik jagah ikhate ho gai to maine ik ik paon mein chaar jootay charha liye
ik ik joote se kuch ban'na nahi tha tum logo kaaaa :shoaby:

Paoon ur u ke, U to reengti ho.

[Polar Bear]

shabaash waise aqalband bache ho :;angel:
aik week ki chutiaaan :0005: me ko to bus 4 chutian hui thii :crying: me jalling bhuniiiiing :FIREdevil:

Thank you for the nice comments :pp:

Actually hum hamesha employees ko khush rakhty hein :) jalny bhunning ka moka nahin deety kisi ko :D

[Miss Habib]

Thank you for the nice comments :pp:

Actually hum hamesha employees ko khush rakhty hein :) jalny bhunning ka moka nahin deety kisi ko :D

:noidea:

[Miss Habib]

u shahed ki makhi nhi peeli proond ho.

hehehehe to uss ka kata bhi pani nahi mangtaaaa :samurai:

[Miss Habib]

Paoon ur u ke, U to reengti ho.

to paon se hi reengati hoon naaa :hmmmm:

[Stollen Heart]

hehehehe to uss ka kata bhi pani nahi mangtaaaa :samurai:

Me ager per kaat don to phir u kaise kaise bhago gi.

[Miss Habib]

Me ager per kaat don to phir u kaise kaise bhago gi.

hehehehehe kaise kato gai
me uss se pehlay tere hath kaat doon gi :fish:

[Stollen Heart]

hehehehehe kaise kato gai
me uss se pehlay tere hath kaat doon gi :fish:

Me ke hath to paani men hen. kaise kaato gi,

[Miss Habib]

Me ke hath to paani men hen. kaise kaato gi,

paani se bahir nikaaal kar :(rofl):

[Stollen Heart]

paani se bahir nikaaal kar :(rofl):

:partytime:

[Miss Habib]

:partytime:

:groupwave:

[Stollen Heart]

:groupwave:

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[Miss Habib]

:child::child::child::child::child::child:


Oooye u abhi tak choosni lete ho :bashi:

[Stollen Heart]

Oooye u abhi tak choosni lete ho :bashi:

Nhi ub thori thori roti bhi khane lag gia hon

[Miss Habib]

Nhi ub thori thori roti bhi khane lag gia hon

thori thori hi khana, kisi ghareeb ka haaq na maar lenaaaa :roflrd0:

[Polar Bear]

Eham Eham !
Party abhi tak chal rahi hey :) ?

[Stollen Heart]

thori thori hi khana, kisi ghareeb ka haaq na maar lenaaaa :roflrd0:

U ne kabhi bhens ko khate dekha he,

[Miss Habib]

U ne kabhi bhens ko khate dekha he,

nahi abhi tak kahan dekha hai tumhein kuch khate hueee :zpghh:

[Stollen Heart]

:yawnz: