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08-09-2012, 03:32 AM
Some Dialouges b/w Our teachers and some of the students
TEACHER: Why are you late?
Student : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2.TEACHER: Sahrish, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Sahrish: You told me to do it without using tables!-
3.TEACHER: Farheen, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Farheen: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Sahrish: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
4. CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Moin: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Moin: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
5.TEACHER: Yasir (our yasoo bhayya) , go to the map and find North America.
Yasir: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Yasir!
6.TEACHER: Umair, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago.
Umair: Me!
7.Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Rizwan, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Rizwan: I is...
TEACHER:No, Rizwan. Always say, "I am."
Rizwan: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
10.Teacher: Now, Lalah, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Lalah: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
Student : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2.TEACHER: Sahrish, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Sahrish: You told me to do it without using tables!-
3.TEACHER: Farheen, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Farheen: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Sahrish: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
4. CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Moin: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Moin: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
5.TEACHER: Yasir (our yasoo bhayya) , go to the map and find North America.
Yasir: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Yasir!
6.TEACHER: Umair, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago.
Umair: Me!
7.Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Rizwan, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Rizwan: I is...
TEACHER:No, Rizwan. Always say, "I am."
Rizwan: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
10.Teacher: Now, Lalah, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Lalah: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.