Qatil Mera

[Miss Habib]

Sab Ke Hanto Pe Tabasum Tha Mere Qatal Ke Bad

Jane Kya Soch Kar Rota Raha Qatil Mera

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

:bu:....

[Miss Habib]

thanks jiger

[cutepoison]

bht khooob ...

[DeV!L]

:super:

[Razii]

Usay phaansi ka khauf tha Missssssss

[MASOOM GIRL]

NiC3...

[Awara Badal]

Jane Kya Soch Kar Rota Raha Qatil Mera



Nysdhoooooooooo

[Stollen Heart]

Lo me kub roya, jhoot nhi bolo.

[Miss Habib]

thanks devil, razi, masoom Girl & nursery fail

[Miss Habib]

Lo me kub roya, jhoot nhi bolo.

kis ne kaha k u roye
u ki to bateeesi bahir thiiii :0011:

[Stollen Heart]

kis ne kaha k u roye
u ki to bateeesi bahir thiiii :0011:

Chal bhaag :PUNCH:

[Miss Habib]

Chal bhaag :PUNCH:

kyon, nahi bhagti me marziiiiiiiiiiii :0037:

[Stollen Heart]

kyon, nahi bhagti me marziiiiiiiiiiii :0037:

Merzi ki kuch lagti, Chal ub beith ja

[Miss Habib]

Merzi ki kuch lagti, Chal ub beith ja

nahi bethti kia kar lo gai:blob_clap:

[usmanbutt]

nish one..!!

[Stollen Heart]

nahi bethti kia kar lo gai:blob_clap:

Me se zeyada chapper chapper mat kro, nhi to u ki choonch kaat donga,

[Miss Habib]

Me se zeyada chapper chapper mat kro, nhi to u ki choonch kaat donga,

u ko meri chonch nazar aye gi to kato gai naa
bebhair gotion k kukaaaaaaaar :broken-teeth::broken-teeth:

[Stollen Heart]

u ko meri chonch nazar aye gi to kato gai naa
bebhair gotion k kukaaaaaaaar :broken-teeth::broken-teeth:

Ooy araam se ooy, Me jitti u ki ijjat kerta hon u itta hi me ki woh lagati ho, :sport-smiley-002:
Kukri nah ho to woh bhi ganji wali

[Miss Habib]

Ooy araam se ooy, Me jitti u ki ijjat kerta hon u itta hi me ki woh lagati ho, :sport-smiley-002:
Kukri nah ho to woh bhi ganji wali

me ko ganji kukriii kaha :banghead:
tum hi to meri vig le kar bhage the, jab tumhari apni chori ho gai thiiii :blaugh1:

[Stollen Heart]

me ko ganji kukriii kaha :banghead:
tum hi to meri vig le kar bhage the, jab tumhari apni chori ho gai thiiii :blaugh1:

U ki ganji hi nhi bulkeh sqath eik aankh se kaani bhi ho, Kiri nah ho to wo bhi langri wali,

[Miss Habib]

hahahahaha
Ooye ainay k samne se hat jaaa, warna goonga behra bhi ho jaye gaaa :roflrd0:

[Stollen Heart]

hahahahaha
Ooye ainay k samne se hat jaaa, warna goonga behra bhi ho jaye gaaa :roflrd0:

Me se chapper chapper nhi kro nhi to.............

[Miss Habib]

Me se chapper chapper nhi kro nhi to.............

nahi to kiaaaaa
tum apni chapper chapper band kar do gai :laugh::laugh:

[Stollen Heart]

nahi to kiaaaaa
tum apni chapper chapper band kar do gai :laugh::laugh:

Nhi to u ke mote boss ko bata donga keh yeh kaam kum ur posting zeyada krti he.

[Miss Habib]

Nhi to u ke mote boss ko bata donga keh yeh kaam kum ur posting zeyada krti he.

to bata do mottoo boss ko :giggle:

[Stollen Heart]

to bata do mottoo boss ko :giggle:

U pe tars bhi aata he keh phir u ko nokri se nikal dega ur phir u kaise net use kro gi.

[ChoCo Bab3]

wah wah

[Miss Habib]

U pe tars bhi aata he keh phir u ko nokri se nikal dega ur phir u kaise net use kro gi.

u rozay mein taras na khaooo :040=:
me kisi or jagah se net use kar loon gi, u fikar noooooot :mazak:

[Stollen Heart]

u rozay mein taras na khaooo :040=:
me kisi or jagah se net use kar loon gi, u fikar noooooot :mazak:

Bus to smjho u ka net bund aaj se, Ub u pe koi tars nhi hey,

[Adeela]

not bad

[Miss Habib]

Bus to smjho u ka net bund aaj se, Ub u pe koi tars nhi hey,

dekhooo me net to chal raha hai :10:

[Stollen Heart]

dekhooo me net to chal raha hai :10:

Net nhi pagal internet chal rha he. :trampoline4hl:

[Miss Habib]

Net nhi pagal internet chal rha he. :trampoline4hl:

aqal k andhay ik hi baat hai :fish:

[Stollen Heart]

aqal k andhay ik hi baat hai :fish:

Pagal eikbaat nhi he. :dance3:

[Haadi]

Kitnay masoom hain zamanay k log…
Qatal kar k poochtay hain,janaza kis ka hai?

[CaReLeSs]

Acha hai ..

[Miss Habib]

Kitnay masoom hain zamanay k log…
Qatal kar k poochtay hain,janaza kis ka hai?

acha hai :icon11:

[Miss Habib]

Acha hai ..

thanks care

[Miss Habib]

Pagal eikbaat nhi he. :dance3:

ik hi baat hai, net or inter net
jo bhi iss jaal mein phanstaaa hai fir nahi nikaltaaaa:broken-teeth:

[Stollen Heart]

ik hi baat hai, net or inter net
jo bhi iss jaal mein phanstaaa hai fir nahi nikaltaaaa:broken-teeth:

Yeh baat ek dum mast boli he keh jo phans giya wo nikal nhi paata

[Miss Habib]

Yeh baat ek dum mast boli he keh jo phans giya wo nikal nhi paata

u ki tarah thi naa mast malang :(;dever;):

[Stollen Heart]

u ki tarah thi naa mast malang :(;dever;):

Haan me ko bhi kuch aisa hi dikhta he,

[Miss Habib]

Haan me ko bhi kuch aisa hi dikhta he,

beghair gotion k masat malang hi dikhta hai :D

[Stollen Heart]

beghair gotion k masat malang hi dikhta hai :D

Chupppp. her waqt goti goti kheilti rehti he,

[Miss Habib]

Chupppp. her waqt goti goti kheilti rehti he,

u ka fav khail he na isliye khailti hoon :swing:

[Stollen Heart]

u ka fav khail he na isliye khailti hoon :swing:

Chal bhag, aai waddi, me ko gotiyon ka naam nah lena ub.:shooting:

[sawan]

nice.....

[Miss Habib]

Chal bhag, aai waddi, me ko gotiyon ka naam nah lena ub.:shooting:

maine pehlay kab lia hai :0001: me ko to u ki gotion ka naam hi nahi pata

[Stollen Heart]

maine pehlay kab lia hai :0001: me ko to u ki gotion ka naam hi nahi pata

chal chupppppppppppp

[Miss Habib]

chal chupppppppppppp

me k bolne ka kia tujhe bill ata hai :(naqal:

[Stollen Heart]

me k bolne ka kia tujhe bill ata hai :(naqal:

Bill nhi aata me ke kaan dukhte hen u ki awaz sun ke,

[Miss Habib]

Bill nhi aata me ke kaan dukhte hen u ki awaz sun ke,

to apne kaan utar kar kahin per rakh do naa
gadha kahin kaaaaa :yippie:

[Stollen Heart]

to apne kaan utar kar kahin per rakh do naa
gadha kahin kaaaaa :yippie:

To u apna loudspeaker bund ker dena, me ke kaanoN men daal ke chala rhi ho, Choohi

[life]

buhat khoob..

[Miss Habib]

To u apna loudspeaker bund ker dena, me ke kaanoN men daal ke chala rhi ho, Choohi

hawwwww :aaah: u k kaan kia hathi se bhi bare hain
jo mera inna wadda louspeakar tumharei kaan mein chala gaya :zpghh:

[Stollen Heart]

buhat khoob..

Haan ji bohat khoob

[Stollen Heart]

hawwwww :aaah: u k kaan kia hathi se bhi bare hain
jo mera inna wadda louspeakar tumharei kaan mein chala gaya :zpghh:

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :i-hit-u:

[Miss Habib]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :i-hit-u:

:aa::clapping:

[Stollen Heart]

:aa::clapping:

:shooting: :bangin:

[Miss Habib]

:shooting: :bangin:

:image::smoky:

[Stollen Heart]

:image::smoky:

:backnimals2: :;cook: