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Miss Habib
06-13-2012, 01:57 PM
Teri zindagi mein koi ghum na ho
Teri khushi kabhi kam na ho
Dua hai tujhe mile 1 pyari si dulhan
Jiska wazan 180 kilo se kam na ho
Bolo Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen

DeV!L
06-13-2012, 02:22 PM
:s apna na batao saab ko Ke kitna hai wazan hahahaha lollll

Miss Habib
06-13-2012, 02:28 PM
:s apna na batao saab ko Ke kitna hai wazan hahahaha lollll

ye mera wazan nahi hai
ye to tumhare liye dua ki hai maine :(l0l):

DeV!L
06-13-2012, 02:34 PM
ye mera wazan nahi hai
ye to tumhare liye dua ki hai maine :(l0l):

hahahah thanks jee :!@

Stollen Heart
06-13-2012, 02:50 PM
Teri zindagi mein koi ghum na ho
Teri khushi kabhi kam na ho
Dua hai tujhe mile 1 pyari si dulhan
Jiska wazan 180 kilo se kam na ho
Bolo Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen


Me ko pehlwan nhi chaiye rayy. :weight-lifter:

(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)
06-13-2012, 02:53 PM
Teri zindagi mein koi ghum na ho
Teri khushi kabhi kam na ho
Dua hai tujhe mile 1 pyari si dulhan
Jiska wazan 180 kilo se kam na ho
Bolo Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen


Lagta ha tum bin mout marwao gi ... 180 kloooooooooo:mhehm;:

anabia
06-13-2012, 02:54 PM
HaHaHaHa Ameen,good dua

Razii
06-13-2012, 02:55 PM
Same for u :p

~wish munda~
06-13-2012, 03:12 PM
haha Miss meri Dulhan tu buhat smart hai :p

cutepoison
06-13-2012, 03:27 PM
Miss jee ye dua thi????
aap itna hi keh deti k sab ko meri jesi dulhan miley :p :p ek hi bat hoti ghuma kar khama khai me kahiii :p :p

AFghani_Laila
06-13-2012, 03:30 PM
HAHahaahahha ..

cutepoison
06-13-2012, 03:52 PM
HAHahaahahha ..

bas bas itne dant na nikalo larkiyoooon warna tum log bhi aesi dulhan hojaogi kisi ki 180 kg wali :p :p

AFghani_Laila
06-13-2012, 03:53 PM
HAhaha NAhiii BAs MAi ye SOch Rahi Hon Ke Hum Larko Ke Liye DUa Kar Rahe HAin Ya APne Liye
Lolzzzzz

cutepoison
06-13-2012, 03:57 PM
Ooooooooo to aap ka already innna weght hai? :p :p

AFghani_Laila
06-13-2012, 04:01 PM
NAhi Mera Itna Weight Nahi Haii Aray Jab Hum Kisi Ko Dua Ese De Rah eHain TU
SHadi tu Larki NE Karni Hai Bichari OS Ka wazan Hum Kyon 180 KArwa Rahe Hain Lolz

cutepoison
06-13-2012, 04:16 PM
Oooo acha asal me Miss Habib ne apne weight ko dekhte hoe ye dua ki thi ... means apne liye :p :p

MAsooM LArKa
06-13-2012, 11:10 PM
Ha iska wazan 250 se b above hai :p
Allah ye dua apke haq main qabool farmaye :p

mcitp-it
06-13-2012, 11:18 PM
nice..........

SHAYAN
06-14-2012, 04:31 AM
tu tm b tu kbi kisi ki dulhan bano gi hi na :17: tmhra b tu wazan yehi h0ga :s11:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:42 AM
Me ko pehlwan nhi chaiye rayy. :weight-lifter:

bus ab kuch nahi hoo skta me ne to dua kar diii ooor sab kurrion ne ameeen bhi kah diaaa :0023:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:44 AM
Lagta ha tum bin mout marwao gi ... 180 kloooooooooo:mhehm;:

bin maut koi nahi marta u fikaar nooto maut k saath hi maro gai :shoaby:
wo bhi 180 kilo le kar :(l0l):

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:45 AM
HaHaHaHa Ameen,good dua

thanksss

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:46 AM
Same for u :p



u ki dua qabool hone ki nahi :0023:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:47 AM
haha Miss meri Dulhan tu buhat smart hai :p

smart hai, rahe gi ya nahi ye to pata nahi naaa :0029:
agar me dua qabool ho gai to :4:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:49 AM
Miss jee ye dua thi????
aap itna hi keh deti k sab ko meri jesi dulhan miley :p :p ek hi bat hoti ghuma kar khama khai me kahiii :p :p

awww aik to dua do tum logo ko ooper se me ko hi batein banayiiing :bangin:
chal tumhare liye special dua tumhein 280 kilo ki mileeee :clapping:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:50 AM
HAHahaahahha ..

thankss laila
ameeen to kehna thaaaaa :wub6ug:

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 10:52 AM
then jehaz me wo 280 kg wali dulhan Foam konsa laegi? lolz hahahahahaha

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:54 AM
Ha iska wazan 250 se b above hai :p
Allah ye dua apke haq main qabool farmaye :p

ahoooo tum ne mujhe takri mein rakh kar tola he naaa :i-hit-u:

tumhare haq mein ki ja chuki hai
inshAllah qabool ho jaye giii :ballybally:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 10:57 AM
tu tm b tu kbi kisi ki dulhan bano gi hi na :17: tmhra b tu wazan yehi h0ga :s11:

ye MF boys k liye dua hai, sari duniya k boys k liye nahi k mera ye wazan ho :(;punk;):

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:02 AM
Oooo acha asal me Miss Habib ne apne weight ko dekhte hoe ye dua ki thi ... means apne liye :p :p

apne liye dulhan nahi mangni thi maine dufffooooooor :bashi:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:04 AM
then jehaz me wo 280 kg wali dulhan Foam konsa laegi? lolz hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha tumhein uss k khane ki nahi
jaheez ki fikar parr gai hai :icon11:

MAsooM LArKa
06-14-2012, 11:04 AM
ahoooo tum ne mujhe takri mein rakh kar tola he naaa :i-hit-u:

tumhare haq mein ki ja chuki hai
inshAllah qabool ho jaye giii :ballybally:

ohooooooooo awen hawao main na ura karoo girongi tu dartii hil jayengy tmhare boj taly :p

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:06 AM
ohooooooooo awen hawao main na ura karoo girongi tu dartii hil jayengy tmhare boj taly :p

dekh looo fir mujhe dharti se kinna pyar hai:4:
isliye hawaon mein hi rehti hoon, tumhari tarah dharti per bojh nahi bantiiii:(naqal:

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 11:09 AM
hahahahahaha tumhein uss k khane ki nahi
jaheez ki fikar parr gai hai :icon11:

khaney ki fiqar to isliye nahi k jab daily me ek roti donga usey purey din me to khud hi 280 se 45 kg hojaegi lolz... aur agar bardasht sabar nahi kar paiii to khud us ka abba jo k khud 400 kg to hoga hi wo bhijwa diya karega 2...4 barkiyaaan lolz....

MAsooM LArKa
06-14-2012, 11:09 AM
dekh looo fir mujhe dharti se kinna pyar hai:4:
isliye hawaon mein hi rehti hoon, tumhari tarah dharti per bojh nahi bantiiii:(naqal:


haqeeqat tu ye hai k dhartii tmko ko apne oper chortii hi nahii usko dar ha kahi tmhare boj taly wo dab hi na jayee :p

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:11 AM
khaney ki fiqar to isliye nahi k jab daily me ek roti donga usey purey din me to khud hi 280 se 45 kg hojaegi lolz... aur agar bardasht sabar nahi kar paiii to khud us ka abba jo k khud 400 kg to hoga hi wo bhijwa diya karega 2...4 barkiyaaan lolz....

na shadi k baad u ki zimmadari ho gi
uss abba kyon bhijwaye gaaa:order:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:12 AM
haqeeqat tu ye hai k dhartii tmko ko apne oper chortii hi nahii usko dar ha kahi tmhare boj taly wo dab hi na jayee :p

mere samne haqeeqtein na bayan kar :sport-smiley-002:
dharti ne mera bojh tab thi bardasht karna hai jab mein iss k ander chal jana hai :0006:

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 11:14 AM
na jeee inna sara khana to me nahi khilane wala .... 12 months Ramzan ka month rahaiga lolz....

Morash
06-14-2012, 11:36 AM
Teri zindagi mein koi ghum na ho
Teri khushi kabhi kam na ho
Dua hai tujhe mile 1 pyari si dulhan
Jiska wazan 180 kilo se kam na ho
Bolo Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen


Lol, Waisy Sahi Kaha Tum Ne Ajkal Pak May Bohat Mushkil Se Aise Larki Milti Hay,
Jiska Wazan 180 Se Kam Ho =P ..

Moti Kahi Ki :laugh: ..

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:41 AM
Lol, Waisy Sahi Kaha Tum Ne Ajkal Pak May Bohat Mushkil Se Aise Larki Milti Hay,
Jiska Wazan 180 Se Kam Ho =P ..

Moti Kahi Ki :laugh: ..

to fir tum zoooooor lga kar kahooooooooooooo apne liye Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen :thumbsup:

kahan ki motiiiii :bangin:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:43 AM
na jeee inna sara khana to me nahi khilane wala .... 12 months Ramzan ka month rahaiga lolz....

dufffooor kahin k :a_hit-4u:
zyda khaye gi to Allah rizq bhi zyda de gaaa :pepsi-drink:

Morash
06-14-2012, 11:45 AM
to fir tum zoooooor lga kar kahooooooooooooo apne liye Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen :thumbsup:

kahan ki motiiiii :bangin:


Nahi Ji, May Bahir Se Lekar Awunga, :smokin2: ..

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 11:49 AM
Nahi Ji, May Bahir Se Lekar Awunga, :smokin2: ..

Bahar ki larki se shadi karoge??? 180 kg k chakkar me bahar wali se karogey?? ch ch ch kisi ghar wali larki se karna yar bahar wali sahi nahi hoti hain ... :p :P

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 11:50 AM
dufffooor kahin k :a_hit-4u:
zyda khaye gi to Allah rizq bhi zyda de gaaa :pepsi-drink:

arey to Allah jo bhi rizq dega sara ka sara to wo hi kha jaegi yajooood majooood ki behan hunh ....

Morash
06-14-2012, 11:50 AM
Bahar ki larki se shadi karoge??? 180 kg k chakkar me bahar wali se karogey?? ch ch ch kisi ghar wali larki se karna yar bahar wali sahi nahi hoti hain ... :p :P

Haha, Ary O Bhai Wo Bahir Waali Nahi Huh =P :(rofl): ..

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:54 AM
arey to Allah jo bhi rizq dega sara ka sara to wo hi kha jaegi yajooood majooood ki behan hunh ....

nashukra :bangin:
u ko to khush hona chahiye, rizq mein izafa ho ga
fikar noooooot tumhare khane k liye bhi kuch na kuch bach jaye gaaa :nail:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 11:55 AM
Nahi Ji, May Bahir Se Lekar Awunga, :smokin2: ..

jahan se g chahe le ana
lekin yahan aa kar 180 kiloooo ki hoo jaye giii
meri dua raigaaan nahi jaye giii inshAllah :ballybally:

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 11:56 AM
nashukra :bangin:
u ko to khush hona chahiye, rizq mein izafa ho ga
fikar noooooot tumhare khane k liye bhi kuch na kuch bach jaye gaaa :nail:

Gaurantee to aese le rahi ho k jese aap hi ho wo 180 sorry 280 kg wali :p :p ...

mene to shro me hi keh diya tha k MIss jee ne apne liye hi rakha hai ye topic :p :p

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 12:05 PM
Gaurantee to aese le rahi ho k jese aap hi ho wo 180 sorry 280 kg wali :p :p ...

mene to shro me hi keh diya tha k MIss jee ne apne liye hi rakha hai ye topic :p :p

gaurantee nahi de rahi, yaqeen hai apni dua per k qabool ho gi tumhare haq main :0020:
tum to shorooo hi se ghalat hoo pata to hai tumhein :17:

Stollen Heart
06-14-2012, 12:08 PM
bus ab kuch nahi hoo skta me ne to dua kar diii ooor sab kurrion ne ameeen bhi kah diaaa :0023:

Lo achi zaberdasti hey, me ko saari omer der der ke nhi rehna, bus me gher se bhaag jaonga, :chal-mitwa:

cutepoison
06-14-2012, 12:08 PM
gaurantee nahi de rahi, yaqeen hai apni dua per k qabool ho gi tumhare haq main :0020:
tum to shorooo hi se ghalat hoo pata to hai tumhein :17:

achaa to zardari ki qasam kha kar batao sach sach k aap ka weight kitna hai ?? :p :P

Morash
06-14-2012, 12:13 PM
jahan se g chahe le ana
lekin yahan aa kar 180 kiloooo ki hoo jaye giii
meri dua raigaaan nahi jaye giii inshAllah :ballybally:

:smilestar: ...

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 02:30 PM
Lo achi zaberdasti hey, me ko saari omer der der ke nhi rehna, bus me gher se bhaag jaonga, :chal-mitwa:

Oooooye aisa na karna apne maaa baap ki naak katwao gai kia, apne khandan ki izzat ka hi khayal kar loooo :4:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 02:32 PM
achaa to zardari ki qasam kha kar batao sach sach k aap ka weight kitna hai ?? :p :P

hahahahahaha agar jhooot qasam khane se koi marr jata to me zarooor zardari ki qasam nahi qasmein khatiiiiii :blaugh1:

Miss Habib
06-14-2012, 02:33 PM
:smilestar: ...

:bshy: inni zor kaa mara

ammii jeeeeeeeeee :mera-bacha:

Stollen Heart
06-14-2012, 03:34 PM
Oooooye aisa na karna apne maaa baap ki naak katwao gai kia, apne khandan ki izzat ka hi khayal kar loooo :4:

Lo naak bachate bachate apni jaan ganwa beithon, U please thora sa weigh to kum kro na, :tugowar:

SHAYAN
06-14-2012, 07:46 PM
ahoooo tum ne mujhe takri mein rakh kar tola he naaa :i-hit-u:

tumhare haq mein ki ja chuki hai
inshAllah qabool ho jaye giii :ballybally:

Chal Bey :bshy: Me Itna Smart Or Patni Meri Itni Motii Hogiii :s11: :17:

Miss Habib
06-15-2012, 09:22 AM
Lo naak bachate bachate apni jaan ganwa beithon, U please thora sa weigh to kum kro na, :tugowar:

chalo jaan jaye gi to khair lekin naak to bach jaye gi naaa :(l0l):
lo g ab kaise kam karoon dua to munh se nikal chukiii :eyes-brows: ab kujh nahi ho skta :4:

Miss Habib
06-15-2012, 09:23 AM
Chal Bey :bshy: Me Itna Smart Or Patni Meri Itni Motii Hogiii :s11: :17:

to iss mein munh bosorne wali kia baat hai :(;punk;):
u bhi uss k jitne mottay hoo jaoo, lag pata jaye ga usse bhi :crazy4:

Stollen Heart
06-15-2012, 01:42 PM
chalo jaan jaye gi to khair lekin naak to bach jaye gi naaa :(l0l):
lo g ab kaise kam karoon dua to munh se nikal chukiii :eyes-brows: ab kujh nahi ho skta :4:

Aaho naak buch jaeigi ki kujh lagdi,

Ho skta hey ho skta hey abhi bhi, U dua men 2 ki baat shamil ker le, :PUNCH:

Miss Habib
06-16-2012, 09:44 AM
Aaho naak buch jaeigi ki kujh lagdi,

Ho skta hey ho skta hey abhi bhi, U dua men 2 ki baat shamil ker le, :PUNCH:

nahi g ab to dua mein kujh shamil nahi hooo sktaaa :pp:

Stollen Heart
06-16-2012, 02:36 PM
nahi g ab to dua mein kujh shamil nahi hooo sktaaa :pp:

Abhi me ki dua ki baari baaqi hey, soch le bachu ek baar phr. :rollbaby:

Miss Habib
06-18-2012, 09:49 AM
Abhi me ki dua ki baari baaqi hey, soch le bachu ek baar phr. :rollbaby:

soch liaa budhaaay :(l0l):
me dua karoon gi tumhari dua qabool hi na ho :clap:

Stollen Heart
06-18-2012, 12:34 PM
soch liaa budhaaay :(l0l):
me dua karoon gi tumhari dua qabool hi na ho :clap:

Oho u to bari okhi chiz ho, :11ap3sj:

Miss Habib
06-18-2012, 12:58 PM
Oho u to bari okhi chiz ho, :11ap3sj:

ahooo g :(;dever;)::71:

Stollen Heart
06-18-2012, 02:30 PM
ahooo g :(;dever;)::71:

Lagta hey Zardari hi u ko theek karega. :sleepy:

ĶįňĢ őf ĻōVęŘ
06-19-2012, 01:02 PM
hahahaha

Miss Habib
06-19-2012, 01:05 PM
Lagta hey Zardari hi u ko theek karega. :sleepy:

kabhi nahi kare gaa
kyon k me paas paise nahi usse dene k liye :clap:

Miss Habib
06-19-2012, 01:06 PM
hahahaha

ooor munh khol k hasss
jab aisi mil jaye gi naa to khud hi munh band ho jayee gaaa :0037:

Stollen Heart
06-19-2012, 11:29 PM
kabhi nahi kare gaa
kyon k me paas paise nahi usse dene k liye :clap:

Wo paise nhi leta check leta he aaj kal. :hmmmm:

Miss Habib
06-21-2012, 09:04 AM
Wo paise nhi leta check leta he aaj kal. :hmmmm:

hehehehe me ko cheque per sign karne hi nahi ate :yeah:

Stollen Heart
06-22-2012, 03:17 PM
Angotha to he na,

Credible KiRan
06-25-2012, 05:41 PM
boys k liye :ameen: :10:

Miss Habib
06-27-2012, 01:59 PM
boys k liye :ameen: :10:

thanks KS boys k liye dua karne k liye

Miss Habib
06-27-2012, 01:59 PM
Angotha to he na,

han hai, ye le thaiingaaaaaa :(naqal:

maanee
06-29-2012, 08:32 AM
Teri zindagi mein koi ghum na ho
Teri khushi kabhi kam na ho
Dua hai tujhe mile 1 pyari si dulhan
Jiska wazan 180 kilo se kam na ho
Bolo Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen



mish apni zaban dekhoo ...... :P

Miss Habib
06-29-2012, 09:07 AM
mish apni zaban dekhoo ...... :P

dekhi hai, kaali hai, dua qabooo ho gi inshAllah:ww:

maanee
06-30-2012, 09:02 AM
dekhi hai, kaali hai, dua qabooo ho gi inshAllah:ww:

dekhoo looo mish..... app ka wait koi 180 kg hi hai :P:weight-lifter:

Miss Habib
06-30-2012, 09:44 AM
dekhoo looo mish..... app ka wait koi 180 kg hi hai :P:weight-lifter:

chal Oooye :Real mad: me ko beech mein naa laaa

maanee
07-01-2012, 09:16 AM
chal Oooye :Real mad: me ko beech mein naa laaa

itna gussa q hoo rahi hoo?? maine wait lekha hai weight nahi :P:goodone:

!~*SOoLi
07-01-2012, 09:20 AM
Hahaha Advantage Hay.. I may cut her into 3 Pieces.. Is Tarha Meri Teen Teen Dulhanain Hongi :p

Miss Habib
07-02-2012, 11:24 AM
itna gussa q hoo rahi hoo?? maine wait lekha hai weight nahi :P:goodone:

oh achaaaa :broken-teeth::kitti:
chal iss baat per chor diaa tumhein kia yaad karo gai :broken-teeth::broken-teeth:

maanee
07-03-2012, 09:53 AM
oh achaaaa :broken-teeth::kitti:
chal iss baat per chor diaa tumhein kia yaad karo gai :broken-teeth::broken-teeth:

achaaaaaaaaaaa :O

tu is baat per chora hai appne??? bari merhbani jee :choza:

Miss Habib
07-03-2012, 09:57 AM
achaaaaaaaaaaa :O

tu is baat per chora hai appne??? bari merhbani jee :choza:

koi baat nahi me apne doston per aisi meharbanian karti rehti hoon :eyes-brows:

maanee
07-04-2012, 09:28 AM
koi baat nahi me apne doston per aisi meharbanian karti rehti hoon :eyes-brows:

bus bache per gussa kia karooo :coffeecup:

Miss Habib
07-04-2012, 11:43 AM
bus bache per gussa kia karooo :coffeecup:

acha jo mere dost ka hukum :crazy4:

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