SmS...

[mcitp-it]

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

[MASOOM GIRL]

lollll

[mcitp-it]

thnx .........

[)*¤° ąℓɨƶą ąhʍ€ď °¤*(]

nice.....

[mcitp-it]

thnx,,,,,

[Credible KiRan]

Nice. lolzzz

[mcitp-it]

thnx.............

[~!~hasnain~!~]

:0037:

[Adeela]

lolllz ...............

[sarah1]

Get Married, Not for yourself, but for the future of your children, they are getting late for school :p EDUCATE PAKISTAN!

[sarah1]

A married man had written on the back of his car. “Don’t disturb . . . . already disturbed . . !!

[sarah1]

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong admit it; Whenever you’re right shut up.

[sarah1]

What is the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? Answer: After Both, Days are changed…;-)

[sarah1]

Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle Q nahi bataya k tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..

[sarah1]

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

[sarah1]

Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it.

[sarah1]

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi. Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay” ‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

[Sajid*]

nice one

Sarah apka batchay tu schoool ja rahay hain na , late tu nai hotay subha , time per school pohantch jatay hain na

:1smile1: chalu sukar ha

agar mazeed kisi na kue suggestion laini hu tu sarah sa la lain pls

thanks
:thanx: