Ragnarok
03-21-2012, 10:45 PM
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."
That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it.
Sometimes I wonder what people say about me when I'm not around.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you."
Every time I look in the mirror, I cry. not because I'm ugly, but because of how damn awesome I am.
Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…...
I am going to show my kids the movie "Doom's Day 2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that."
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket. :p
Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer. :D
Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me? lol[
When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."
That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it.
Sometimes I wonder what people say about me when I'm not around.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you."
Every time I look in the mirror, I cry. not because I'm ugly, but because of how damn awesome I am.
Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…...
I am going to show my kids the movie "Doom's Day 2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that."
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket. :p
Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer. :D
Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me? lol[