View Full Version : !! * Best `Sardar` Joke CompetitiOn* - 4 All Memb'z !!
~ Sanam Khan ~
03-21-2012, 01:09 AM
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Hii & Salam To All!!
Hope EveryOne Is Doing Fine !! :nail:
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So We Are Here With The Very First Contest Of This SEC.
So The Competition Is Gonna Work Like This ,
!! You Have To Share * S A R D A R* Jokes !!
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Rules :- One Joke Per Person.
No Editing Is Allowed.
Same Joke Should Not Be Posted By Someone Else.
Only Sardar Jokes Will Be Included In De Contest.
Criticixm & Spamming Is Not Allowed.
Once u Added You Can't Quit the Contest.
Dere Will Be 2 Winner's Only.
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Judges :- ~wish munda~ & !~*AdOrAbLe*~!
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Last Date Of Submission :- 30th March !!
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Results :- Will Be AnnOunced On 1st April !!
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Post Your Entries In This Thread !!
Do Participate & Good Luck !! =]
~wish munda~
03-21-2012, 01:11 AM
yeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :p
chaloo shuro ho jaow saray :D
!~*AdOrAbLe*~!
03-21-2012, 05:09 AM
awsum lets c wat we'hv got :roflrd0:
SAjan
03-21-2012, 08:26 PM
good yarr keya thread ha
PEANUT
03-21-2012, 08:26 PM
me ko jokez nahi ata :(
AFghani_Laila
03-22-2012, 01:51 AM
AWW WOWW Nice COntest Okk Shur Ho Jaye Hain :p
(¯`·._.·[FåIтH]·._.·´¯)
03-22-2012, 03:02 AM
:0017: wish :)
Breakable Heart
03-22-2012, 04:49 AM
so are we going to post our jokes in this thread or there's going to be a separate thread for posting our jokes? and how many jokes are we allowed to post only 1 or what?,
and what kind of "sardar's" jokes are allowed since sardar's jokes has some bad words which is kinda funny bad at the end its "BAD" and "ABUSIVE" and as far as i know its not allowed lol
so it might be good if you mention it and answer my first question
Thank you, Awesome thread, And good luck to everyone who participates in this contest or competition ...
~wish munda~
03-22-2012, 09:02 AM
so are we going to post our jokes in this thread or there's going to be a separate thread for posting our jokes? and how many jokes are we allowed to post only 1 or what?,
and what kind of "sardar's" jokes are allowed since sardar's jokes has some bad words which is kinda funny bad at the end its "BAD" and "ABUSIVE" and as far as i know its not allowed lol
so it might be good if you mention it and answer my first question
Thank you, Awesome thread, And good luck to everyone who participates in this contest or competition ...
yes ur going to post here in this thread
and u can post one
and u can only post gd jokes nt the bad ones or cheaper one
i hope u got me :)
~wish munda~
03-22-2012, 09:04 AM
me ko jokez nahi ata :(
:blush-anim-cl:
Main bta doon
Mf Great Power
03-22-2012, 11:24 AM
best competition
DrEaMBoY
03-22-2012, 01:19 PM
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
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AFghani_Laila
03-22-2012, 02:07 PM
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
YE LEjye Meri ENtryy Ho Gayii Mujhe yee Acha Laga AJj Kal KE Hisaab Se Lolz
Mf Great Power
03-22-2012, 04:14 PM
Sardar ki Amma
Ohhey Sardar Puutar
Mery kahbey paarr ki juutti nahi mil Rahi Zara Dehk to sahi kaha hain mery Paaar ki jutti
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Sardar Kaffi Deer bad
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Sardar
www.google.com
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Zafina
03-22-2012, 04:20 PM
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!
)*¤° ąℓɨƶą ąhʍ€ď °¤*(
03-22-2012, 04:46 PM
wawooo............
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03-22-2012, 04:51 PM
]P[/COLOR]olice: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
PEANUT
03-22-2012, 05:37 PM
nah ya nahi batao :D n fankozz :0030:
!~*AdOrAbLe*~!
03-22-2012, 05:52 PM
wishu main isko woh kha le kha le wala bataoon peanu ko :groupwave1:
~wish munda~
03-22-2012, 11:20 PM
sis han bata do :laugh:
good going guys :D
~wish munda~
03-22-2012, 11:22 PM
Sardar ki Amma
Ohhey Sardar Puutar
Mery kahbey paarr ki juutti nahi mil Rahi Zara Dehk to sahi kaha hain mery Paaar ki jutti
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Sardar Kaffi Deer bad
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Sardar
www.google.com
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
good one
!~*SOoLi
03-23-2012, 12:30 AM
Here is mine, ..
Kuch Log Thay Wo Sardaro'n Par Jokes Kay Comp. Kar Rahay Thay,..
Actually Wo Khud Bohat Baray Joke Thay lol.. Hopefully you guys like it
~wish munda~
03-23-2012, 01:40 AM
Here is mine, ..
Kuch Log Thay Wo Sardaro'n Par Jokes Kay Comp. Kar Rahay Thay,..
Actually Wo Khud Bohat Baray Joke Thay lol.. Hopefully you guys like it
thanks for participating and thanks for calling a joke :)
it really wasn,t expected :)
!~*SOoLi
03-23-2012, 02:18 AM
thanks for participating and thanks for calling a joke :)
it really wasn,t expected :)
see you were not Expecting this insult from my side, you know why? because you were expecting a sardar insulting joke here :) , .. but sorry to say I don't 've lisence to insult anyone :) nor you nither any sardar or any nation,.. it is just voilation and cannot count in Entertainment stuff, Thankyou :) ..
Mf Great Power
03-23-2012, 11:45 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
good one
Thanks
~wish munda~
03-23-2012, 03:02 PM
see you were not Expecting this insult from my side, you know why? because you were expecting a sardar insulting joke here :) , .. but sorry to say I don't 've lisence to insult anyone :) nor you nither any sardar or any nation,.. it is just voilation and cannot count in Entertainment stuff, Thankyou :) ..
Pata hai app khud hi sochtay ho aur khud hi sach maan lete ho anyway nvm
!~*SOoLi
03-23-2012, 03:18 PM
Yaar Joke Competition Rakho.. Kisi Aik Khas Tabqay Ko Nishana Bana K Kion Unko Emotionally Hurt Kartay Ho, .. Like Pathan, Sardar or Molvi etc.. Is Main Sochnay Wala Kuch Nai, Jo Thread Daikha Main Nay Us Main Waisa Reply Kardiya, still if you guys think that it is ok, you may carry on this competition
~wish munda~
03-24-2012, 12:18 AM
Yaar Joke Competition Rakho.. Kisi Aik Khas Tabqay Ko Nishana Bana K Kion Unko Emotionally Hurt Kartay Ho, .. Like Pathan, Sardar or Molvi etc.. Is Main Sochnay Wala Kuch Nai, Jo Thread Daikha Main Nay Us Main Waisa Reply Kardiya, still if you guys think that it is ok, you may carry on this competition
mere khayal main app yeh baat sedhay tareeqay say b ker saktay thay :)
anyway yeh tu aisay hi continue ho ga
han next time i,ll think abt ur suggestion
(¯`•¸♥Faryal♥¸•´¯)
03-24-2012, 02:11 AM
Niic3 JOk3sS !!
Keep On SHariiNg !!
!~*SOoLi
03-24-2012, 03:07 AM
mere khayal main app yeh baat sedhay tareeqay say b ker saktay thay :)
anyway yeh tu aisay hi continue ho ga
han next time i,ll think abt ur suggestion
Koi Aur Hota To Seedha Tareeka Apna Laita, Ap Judge Thay, Apsay Frankness Hay Isi Liye Jolly Way Main Baat Boldi :) .. anyway! Sorry If I hurt you, Enjoy your Comp Guys!
ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™
03-24-2012, 05:40 PM
wasalam .. nice Competition
form my side ...
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree hey"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
Emaan Chaudhery
03-25-2012, 12:53 AM
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
prince_ji
03-25-2012, 01:14 AM
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
,
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Sardar - jee red light dikhaunga
...
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Sardar - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Sardar- apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi to
Sardar- fir m apne ßua k ladke papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu? :/
Sardar- jee usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi
~wish munda~
03-25-2012, 01:27 AM
:laugh: lovely
~ Sanam Khan ~
03-25-2012, 01:49 AM
Entriexz Till Now !! - 25 March !!
- DrEaMBoY
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- AFghani_laila
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- Great power
Sardar ki Amma
Ohhey Sardar Puutar
Mery kahbey paarr ki juutti nahi mil Rahi Zara Dehk to sahi kaha hain mery Paaar ki jutti
Sardar Kaffi Deer bad
.
Sardar
www.google.com
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- Zafina
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!
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- G.T
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- !~* SOoLi
Kuch Log Thay Wo Sardaro'n Par Jokes Kay Comp. Kar Rahay Thay,..
Actually Wo Khud Bohat Baray Joke Thay
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- ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree hey"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- Emaan Chaudhery
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
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- prince_ji
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
,
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Sardar - jee red light dikhaunga
...
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Sardar - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Sardar- apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi to
Sardar- fir m apne ßua k ladke papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu? :/
Sardar- jee usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi
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Last Date Is 30th March !!
Result Will Be Announced On 1st April !!
Hurry Yp Guy'zz !! =]
~wish munda~
03-25-2012, 01:51 AM
thanks SamzzZZZzzzz :D
~ Sanam Khan ~
03-25-2012, 01:58 AM
*Khush*
Anytime Haha!!
DreamoOo
03-25-2012, 12:12 PM
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
buhaha :17: Thumb Up if u like it :10:
AFghani_Laila
03-25-2012, 12:16 PM
HAhahahahahahhahaha EMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Lolzzz
Mf Great Power
03-25-2012, 03:36 PM
Entriexz Till Now !! - 25 March !!
- DrEaMBoY
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- AFghani_laila
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- Great power
Sardar ki Amma
Ohhey Sardar Puutar
Mery kahbey paarr ki juutti nahi mil Rahi Zara Dehk to sahi kaha hain mery Paaar ki jutti
Sardar Kaffi Deer bad
.
Sardar
www.google.com
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- Zafina
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- G.T
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- !~* SOoLi
Kuch Log Thay Wo Sardaro'n Par Jokes Kay Comp. Kar Rahay Thay,..
Actually Wo Khud Bohat Baray Joke Thay
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree hey"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- Emaan Chaudhery
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
- prince_ji
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
,
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Sardar - jee red light dikhaunga
...
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Sardar - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Sardar- apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi to
Sardar- fir m apne ßua k ladke papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu? :/
Sardar- jee usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi
http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/432/432022s1vheyatjs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
Last Date Is 30th March !!
Result Will Be Announced On 1st April !!
Hurry Yp Guy'zz !! =]
siso Joke ke sath mera imge behi show hona caheye Yaha
itsok
ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™
03-25-2012, 07:00 PM
[FONT="Palatino Linotype"][B][I][U]
Last Date Is[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"] 30th March !!
Result Will Be Announced On 1st April !!
Hurry Yp Guy'zz !! =]
Ahan ... Result on 1st April .. same day my bday too .. :p
anabia
03-26-2012, 11:22 PM
Sardar ko doctor ne" E.C.G" karwane ko kha.
sardar lab phoncha to test ka name bhol gaea.
Thore der sochne k bad bola:
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"Bhai je !!!! mujh ko" CNG " par kar do....."
~wish munda~
03-27-2012, 12:16 AM
:laugh: very good
Credible KiRan
03-27-2012, 11:38 AM
Poori Duniya se Sardar ne aik Sawal kia.
K
4 ko 5 k darmiyaan mai likh kr dikhao.
Chines:Joke
Japanese: Impossible
USA:Wrong Question
Indian:Foolish Question
Sardar bola: Bohat aasan.
Us ne likh kr dikha dia.
Look
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F(IV)E,
World Shocked
Sardar Rocked
(¯`·._.·[FåIтH]·._.·´¯)
03-27-2012, 01:27 PM
my entry )
3 Sardar Raat ko car k Derwaze band hony ki waja sy andar hi phans gaye thy...
Aur soch rahe thy k
Car mai sy kaisy Nikla jaye?
1st Sardar:
Yar aisa karty hain k Engine k rasty niklne ki koshish karty hain.
2nd Sardar:
O nahi yar,
Diggi k raste niklty hain.
Aur
3sra jo un 2no ki batain sun raha tha, bola:
Yar jo bhi karna hy,
jaldi karo Barish hony wali hy,
aur
Car ki chhat bhi nahi hy...;
:giggle:
AFghani_Laila
03-27-2012, 01:29 PM
Hahahahahahahah Funnnyyy
~wish munda~
03-27-2012, 07:25 PM
wow wow ! jugment to kafi tough hoti ja rai hai :p
SAjan
03-27-2012, 11:17 PM
hahahaha nice
SAjan
03-27-2012, 11:19 PM
MY entry
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
SAjan
03-27-2012, 11:20 PM
Sardar Writes An Essay On Father -
~wish munda~
03-28-2012, 12:42 AM
:laugh: nice one
Miss Habib
03-28-2012, 10:25 AM
Ye meri taraf se 1 entry :(;dever;):
One Sardar read a board "likhney wala briliant.....parhney wala idiot.." Sardar becomes angry, he rub the board and writes, "parhney wala briliant, likhney wala idiot.
Mf Great Power
03-28-2012, 10:26 AM
:(....
~wish munda~
03-29-2012, 09:21 PM
tumhain kia hoa power ?
~wish munda~
03-29-2012, 09:21 PM
good one miss :laugh:
SHAYAN
03-30-2012, 10:06 PM
ye meri taraf se 1 entry :(;dever;):
one sardar read a board "likhney wala briliant.....parhney wala idiot.." sardar becomes angry, he rub the board and writes, "parhney wala briliant, likhney wala idiot.
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SHAYAN
03-30-2012, 10:09 PM
Sardar ko doctor ne" E.C.G" karwane ko kha.
sardar lab phoncha to test ka name bhol gaea.
Thore der sochne k bad bola:
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"Bhai je !!!! mujh ko" CNG " par kar do....."
:broken-teeth:
Ye Pathan Nhi Tm Khud Hogi :bshy:
SHAYAN
03-30-2012, 10:11 PM
Poori Duniya se Sardar ne aik Sawal kia.
K
4 ko 5 k darmiyaan mai likh kr dikhao.
Chines:Joke
Japanese: Impossible
USA:Wrong Question
Indian:Foolish Question
Sardar bola: Bohat aasan.
Us ne likh kr dikha dia.
Look
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F(IV)E,
World Shocked
Sardar Rocked
Hahaha LOL :crazy4:
SHAYAN
03-30-2012, 10:20 PM
1 Sardar USA Gya.
Wahan Wo Church Me Gya Tu Achanak Wahan Awaz Ayi
'Tannn.....'
Etfaaq Se Light B Chali Gai Sardar Dar K Bola,''Khana Kharabo Bhago! Undertaker A Gya Hai"
anabia
03-30-2012, 10:32 PM
:broken-teeth:
Ye Pathan Nhi Tm Khud Hogi :bshy:
mai ap k thara nhe ho Shayan
SHAYAN
03-30-2012, 10:41 PM
mai ap k thara nhe ho Shayan
Me Tu Intelligent Na :bshy: U Ki Tarah Nhi Duffr :bshy:
~wish munda~
03-30-2012, 10:49 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
shanooo gone one
~wish munda~
03-30-2012, 10:56 PM
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