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maanee
12-08-2011, 03:00 AM
Pathan nay General Knowledge ka Paper bnaya, sab bachay fail.
Q.1. China kis Mulk me hai ?
Q.2. 14 August kis Date ko ata hai ?
Q.3. Green Rang kis Colour ka hota hai ?
Q.4. Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain ?
Q.5. Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai ?
CaReLeSs
12-08-2011, 03:08 AM
lolzzz Yaar Apne to Pathanoon KO uraa kar Rakh Dia hai :D:D:D
maanee
12-08-2011, 03:21 AM
lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thankooo careless
Jannat
12-08-2011, 06:01 AM
hahaha beecharay bachay
maanee
12-08-2011, 08:54 AM
thankooo Aman
bachey bhi hoshiyar hongei ais mei bhi cheating kar rahey hongei ek dosrey ke papers ko dehk rahey hongei lol.
AFghani_Laila
12-08-2011, 12:48 PM
Not funny :D
Zafina
12-08-2011, 01:07 PM
A must read ---
We all love PATHAN jokes. But do you know that pathans are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world. My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. During last vacation, a few of his friends came to peshawar. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old pathan... Boys...Being boys, these pals began cracking pathan jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.
The pathan returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been cracking pathan jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you..., some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..But I have one request.
I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first pathan beggar that you come across in this or any other city. 'My friend continued, ' That one rupee coin is still with me after twenty years. I couldn't find a single pathan begging anywhere.' The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A pathan will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a tandoor, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry... but he will never beg on the streets.
Share it if you find it true...
Courtesy A Signalian Friend...
AFghani_Laila
12-08-2011, 01:18 PM
A must read ---
We all love PATHAN jokes. But do you know that pathans are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world. My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. During last vacation, a few of his friends came to peshawar. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old pathan... Boys...Being boys, these pals began cracking pathan jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.
The pathan returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been cracking pathan jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you..., some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..But I have one request.
I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first pathan beggar that you come across in this or any other city. 'My friend continued, ' That one rupee coin is still with me after twenty years. I couldn't find a single pathan begging anywhere.' The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A pathan will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a tandoor, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry... but he will never beg on the streets.
Share it if you find it true...
Courtesy A Signalian Friend...
ZAfina SIs M Proude Of U Mujhe Samaj Nahi Aya Google Kar KE Mai Jo samaj Gayi wO Bohut Sach Hai
Lekin eak Baat Kahongi APp ko JAwab Mai Yahi milega APp Dek Lo Ke YE SIrf eak mAzak Hai Bass Kyon Ke
Jab MAzak Hota Hai TU MAzak Urhane Ke Liye Lekin Jab BAdle Mai Kuch Kaho TU Kehte Hain COmon Joke TA BAs Aur Kuch Nahii Khair
APp NE Jo Kaha Mai aPp se Sehmat Hon Aur Jo Baat Ki Hai Har Baat Mai Sachai Haiii ..!!!
Zafina
12-08-2011, 01:23 PM
wassy agar mazak hay bhi tu As a muslim humri kuch limits hain, Kia hum sab ku nahi pata kay Islam mein kisi bhi Qoum ka mazak urana mana hay ? Baat pathan punjabi , sardar ki nahi hay baat asool ki hay, Jub pata hay kay aik kaam acha nahi hay tu kio keron :s Lakin me nai ab ziada apna demagh khapana chor deya hay. :s
AFghani_Laila
12-08-2011, 01:25 PM
wassy agar mazak hay bhi tu As a muslim humri kuch limits hain, Kia hum sab ku nahi pata kay Islam mein kisi bhi Qoum ka mazak urana mana hay ? Baat pathan punjabi , sardar ki nahi hay baat asool ki hay, Jub pata hay kay aik kaam acha nahi hay tu kio keron :s Lakin me nai ab ziada apna demagh khapana chor deya hay. :s
Lolz Sahi Kahaaa Mai TUm Se Bilkul Agree Karti Hon HMMmm Khair
maanee
12-08-2011, 10:02 PM
Lolz Sahi Kahaaa Mai TUm Se Bilkul Agree Karti Hon HMMmm Khair
im sooo sorry laila.... i meant to hurt anyone.... im feeling soo bad, maaf kerdooo aage no joke on pathan bhai per :(((((
maanee
12-08-2011, 10:24 PM
A must read ---
We all love PATHAN jokes. But do you know that pathans are one of the hardest working, prosperous and diversified communities in the world. My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking. During last vacation, a few of his friends came to peshawar. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old pathan... Boys...Being boys, these pals began cracking pathan jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed. At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.
The pathan returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been cracking pathan jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you..., some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..But I have one request.
I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first pathan beggar that you come across in this or any other city. 'My friend continued, ' That one rupee coin is still with me after twenty years. I couldn't find a single pathan begging anywhere.' The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A pathan will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a tandoor, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry... but he will never beg on the streets.
Share it if you find it true...
Courtesy A Signalian Friend...
Zafina, i m soo sorry.. i didnt mean to hurt .
Zafina
12-08-2011, 10:43 PM
Its Okay :) Koi baat nahi aap pehly tu nahi hu, Bass ab aap ayenda nahi kero gaay yehi achi baat hay. Aur me hurt nahi hui dont worry :)
AFghani_Laila
12-08-2011, 11:41 PM
im sooo sorry laila.... i meant to hurt anyone.... im feeling soo bad, maaf kerdooo aage no joke on pathan bhai per :(((((
Ary Koi Baat Nahii Sachi Hurt Nahi Howe BAs Eak Baat KEh DI DIl MAi ti Na
App SOrry Baar Baar Na karo App Nahi Karogay Dobara Post Jokes Pathan Pa r ya Ksii Pe Bhii
Yahi Bari Baat Hai Ok
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