Height of GUD JOKES (Short & Clean)

[M A H i]

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Height of GOOD JOKES

Jokes must be SHORT & CLEAN :bigteeth:


I have some good and short Jokes below

Height of ''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That
''She Will Still Follow His Order's As Before''


Height of ''ILLITERACY''
You Take a Blade and Write Your Luver’s Name on your Arm.
And
''Make a Spelling Mistake''


Heights Of ''LAZINESS''
Asking Lift For going to
''Morning walk"

Heights Of ''FASHION''
A kid demanding
" Low waist diapers"


Height of ''FLIRTING''
When your love letter starts with
TO ,
''WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN''

[maanee]

reallyy nice......

thankoooo

[Morash]

Height Of Activeness & Laziness ...

Most active person in the world - one who invented Alarm.
The most laziest person in the world - one who invented snooze in Alarm =D ..

[M A H i]

hahahaha....GUD ONE!

[anabia]

Nice Sharing

[Miss Habib]

hahahahah good Mahi and Morash

[PRINCE SHAAN]

:blaugh1::blaugh1::blaugh1::blaugh1:

[PaGli]

Hehehehehehehehe lol

[Emaan Chaudhery]

Hehehehehee ..

[M A H i]

New style of ‘Break Up’

A Girl throws 6 balls at her BF
BoyFriend: “What the Hell is this?”
Girl: “IT’S OVER! =D

[Morash]

Height Of L0vers In Today's Age

You Can Touch Each Other
But
You Can't Touch Each Other Mobile =D .

[DeV!L]

nice thread and nice jokes :)

[M A H i]

THNX Dev!l
Waiting from your side.

Facebook LoverDad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

if u like any joke press THANKS only

[M A H i]

Lady Next Door

Man1: Your kid just looks like you.
Man2: Shhh, not so loud....That's the next door lady's kid.

[Shaam]

Height Of FB Update
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."Suhaag Raat Hai, Ghunghat
Utha Raha Hun Main..." ;) ;)

[X!N]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jannat]

hahah nice onee

[*NRB*]

lolzzzz nice

[M A H i]

Pakistani Petrol Pump

''PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE''
we know your life has no value
but
petrol is very expensive =D

[M A H i]

Height of Begging
A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front

''Please do not make a Noise by Dropping Coins,
Drop Notes & kept me sleep =D ''

[Haadi]

zaberdast :) lolz

[M A H i]

Wife : how much do u luv me?
Husband : Look at the stars n count them dats how much i luv u

Wife : But its morning,,,
Husband : Exactly =p

[M A H i]

Two men talking

1st: Im getting married beacuse i m tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd: STRANGE !!!
I m taking divorce for the same reasons = D

[Haadi]

M A H I awesome yaar bohat khoob :)

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lolxxx...... very nice... :71:

[jamal khan]

beautiful

[jalpari]

hahahaha

[Shaam]

height of FB status update

"Suhaag Raat hai Ghoonghat utha raha hoo mei .................


height of Comments on this Status


Keep Updating, we are online ; )

[AFghani_Laila]

HAhaha MAhi SIs Nice Jokesssssssss

Muhtaram APp Ki Baat Ki Samajh Nahi ayi :( ?

[M A H i]

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

[M A H i]

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper : o?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

[Aftab Afi]

:good: one hahahaha

[M A H i]

Thanks....