-Mystery-
02-05-2009, 11:19 AM
[B]TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Erven, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
ERVEN: A teacher
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MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Erven, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
ERVEN: A teacher
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