Kool Jatt
08-23-2008, 08:55 PM
A lady asked sardar: LIPTON di chah hai?
Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :laughat::laughat:
News reporter:
Sardar ji ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray Sardar kaisay maray?
Sardar: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Sardar:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya :laughat:
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye
Sardar replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :laughat::laughat:
News reporter:
Sardar ji ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray Sardar kaisay maray?
Sardar: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Sardar:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya :laughat:
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye