Kesc , Wapda Electricity Load Shedding Sms

[AYAZ]

AS SALAAM O ALAIKUM,
Share all Wapda , KESC Electricity LOAD SHEDDING SMS in this thread.

Cho sho mi cha re sha mi choo rash ti ta she rash ?
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nahi samj aye ?
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Chinese keh rahey hei hum sei bijli lei lo lol lol

[Zafina]

Lolzzzzzz

[AYAZ]

dil ki tanhai ko awaaz bana laitay hai ..

Bijli jub jati hai charpai chaht per bicha laitay hai .

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

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Happy Loadsheding...

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Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.

Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,

Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?

Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan se aaye hain, Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.

[AYAZ]

lol geo KESC

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for all my paki frnds :D

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka torr

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar laen aur Garmi se nijaat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.

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Mere sapno ke raani kb ay ge tu
Aye rut mastani kb aye ge tu

Beet jae zindagani kb ay ge tu
Chali aa chaali aa
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(About Electricity Load shading)

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2 Days of Power cut in Pakistan made life miserable.

Worst affected was Peshawar where all the PATHANS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.

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For ADMIN JEE

Tick Tick Tan....


10:00 PM.

This Time Check is Brought to you by KESC...

Ghanta aagay karo ya peechay.

Light Ghanta nahi aayegi.

:b_shake5:

[Zafina]

The most rommantic country of the world?

guess!

pakistan
u know y?

har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)

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Reporter: Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne.
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Officer: Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."

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Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana hai,

Load Shedding ka Zamana hai,

Kar do Ek Acha sa SMS Rawana,

Balance Bacha kar kya UPS lagwana hai?

[Zafina]

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

[Zafina]

Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige… =P

Apka Khadim
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

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Assalam-o-Alaikum!!!

Karachi aur uske Mazafaat main,

Light janay ka waqt hua jata hai.


Baqi log apny Maqami waqt k mutaabiq,

K.E.S.C. Walon ko Gaaliyan den.

[Zafina]

BREAKING NEWS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai

Bachon ki NAH

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Meethi Meethi yadoon ko palkoon mai saja laina,

Sath guzre lamho ko Dil mai basa laina,

Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "FARAZ"
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Bijli ajay to MOTOR yad se chala daina.


this 1 is really funny loooooooooooooooool

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happy load shedding :-)

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Load Shedding main kiya kiya zulam nahi hoa hamare sth "FARAZ"






Naara kheench dala kisi zalim ne generator ki tar samajh kar.:in-rush:

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* Chand or Main *

Dono ka ek sa muqaddar hai.

Woh Aasman pe tanha hai,
Main Zameen pe akela.

Woh Roshni mangay Sooraj se.
Or


Main Mohtaaj

Wapda ka.

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Allama Iqbal or KESC mai 1 cheez same hai

woh kya hai?


Socho?

or

Socho

Nahi pata?

Dono ka 1 he Kaam hy,

K Soi Hui Qaum ko jaga do.

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1 of the most Funniest and Sshortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export Electricity!!

[pensive]

nyc....

[AYAZ]

Dear Customer ab kesc laya ab naya package
"5 KA 55 "
Yani hr Ghanta 5 Mint Light jalaney par
55 mint " Load Shedding "
Bilkul Free
Faiday
1) Mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2) TV na dekne sei gunhaon se bachne ka imkanaat.

3) Bijli jane par Sabar karne se jannat me jane se imkan .

4) Bijli ane par Shuker karne par ALLAH ke shukar guzar bandon me shamoliyat ,

Ye offer La Mehdood Muddat ke liye hai .

" K.E.S.C "

[Zafina]

Lol jeeyo KESC :D

[Zafina]

K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat,

Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE GAI”

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:ia): ....

[MaKhAn]

nice one

[MaKhAn]

Lolz noce

[CaReLeSs]

Baby Paida hotay he roNay laga Ainnnnnnnnnn Main andha hoon
Doctor: Light nae hai...\
Baby: Acha to ye Pakistan hai
:P

[Miss Habib]

very nice Ayaz and Careless

[şαjjαď]

lolxxx ahahah nice

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Amazing Marketing

Pakistan is the only Country,

where an organization spends

millions on advertising

to reduce the use of its product

It’s WAPDA.

[*NRB*]

lolzzzz funny collection

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

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