Maharani
01-12-2009, 05:13 AM
U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na
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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
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Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower, The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>> MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!
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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
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Taxi driver to sardarbr />
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto.
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .
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Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...
Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
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What is Education?
Ans: Education is an Organized System through which we waste half of our life to learn How to waste the remaining half of our life.
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Class Rooms are like a Train…
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP),
Middle 3 are General Compartments
and
Last 2 are Sleeper Coaches.
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FACTS:
The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is
The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Mins. is
The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
Isn’t it???
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Eq#1:
Study=Dont Fail
Eq#2:Dont Study=Fail
Adding Eq 1&2
Studyont Study=Failont Fail
Taking Common
Study(1ont)=Fail(1 ont)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.
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A quality Engineer married an average girl.
After 2 years of tough life with her,
Finally da engineer got angry and sent
a note to his Father-in-Law stating:
"Ur product not meeting my requirements"
The smart father-in-law replied,
"Warranty Expired, Manufacturer not responsible"
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na
----------
Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
-----------
Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower, The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>> MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!
----------
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!
----------
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
----------
Taxi driver to sardarbr />
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
----------
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto.
----------
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .
---------
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...
Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
----------
What is Education?
Ans: Education is an Organized System through which we waste half of our life to learn How to waste the remaining half of our life.
----------
Class Rooms are like a Train…
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP),
Middle 3 are General Compartments
and
Last 2 are Sleeper Coaches.
--------------
FACTS:
The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is
The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Mins. is
The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
Isn’t it???
--------------
Eq#1:
Study=Dont Fail
Eq#2:Dont Study=Fail
Adding Eq 1&2
Studyont Study=Failont Fail
Taking Common
Study(1ont)=Fail(1 ont)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.
----------
A quality Engineer married an average girl.
After 2 years of tough life with her,
Finally da engineer got angry and sent
a note to his Father-in-Law stating:
"Ur product not meeting my requirements"
The smart father-in-law replied,
"Warranty Expired, Manufacturer not responsible"