*Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer*

[Ghuncha]

Ap Ka Demakh Jo ghoomta rehta hai :D

Kia Ap k Cell mai keerhe Hian ?

[MeOw*]

ji ap ne sms k sath hi bejhay thay

sms roz cal kyun karti hain ?

[Ghuncha]

Us Mai ghantiyan Hain Is lie

Ghanti mai Awaz q hoti hai ?

[MeOw*]

kyun k wo bolti hai is liye

ap parhhi likhi kyun hain ?

[Ghuncha]

Pata Nahi ..

Rauba Daar Kese Hote Hian

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

pata nahi
yeh jo ghuncha ne pocha "Rauba Daar" yeh kia cheez hai ?

[Ghuncha]

Raub Daar Hai ... :D

Raub Daar Wo Hota Jis Mai Raub Ho :D

Lekin Ye Raub Kia hota Hai ?

[AnOsH]

Ruab lafz hota hai

u ka nik ghuncha q, muncha q nai hai?

[Ghuncha]

Q k Muncha K Matlab Ache Nahi

Ap Chinese ho ?

[Nida-H]

nahe..main balochi hon :p
aap kya pura Garden hain?

[MeOw*]

nahi garden ki hawwa hon

ap ruby kyun hain ?

[Dast-e-Tanhai]

ya to is ko hi pata ho ga
ap rat sy derti ho kia ?

[Ghuncha]

Nahi Rait Se Darti Hoon Bas

Ap Pani mai Jate Ho ?

[MeOw*]

nahi pani main jane se gandi ho jati hon :choza:

ap kabhi offline bhi hoti ho ?

[D.M]

han roz hota hon jab light jati hai to
aaap chai paape wali cat kio hon :b

[MeOw*]

kyun k mujhay chuhay or chozay se dar lagta hai...

ap wild cat kyun kehty ho ?

[D.M]

kio ke wild cat kehna acha lagtahai :@@
aap kio chirti hon wildcat se

[MeOw*]

kyun k main innocent cat hon omg

wildcat achi hoti hain ya innocent cat ?

[D.M]

wildcat :D
wesay aaaj aap ki frndz kaha ghoomney gyi hoi hia :$

[MeOw*]

ghun to car k tire par so rahi hai.
zaha gamle main so rahi thi.
or mahum & chalako bhi kisi tree par so rahi hongi..

ap ko meri frnd`z ka khayal kesay aya ?

[D.M]

aaap ke sigi ko dekh kar :D :D :D :p
aap ne yeh kio poochaa

[MeOw*]

meri marzi :p
ap nay yeh kyun pocha ? lolz

[D.M]

to phir meri bhi marzi :D :D :p
har insan ki apni apni marzi kio hoti hai

[MeOw*]

yeh to kisi insan se poch kar batana parayga lolzz :D

ap ko kuch nahi maloom kia ?

[D.M]

mjeh apni marzi pata hai
2sro ki nahi :D
well brb light aaney tak ka wakfa

[Ghuncha]

Wakfa U mean Advertise :P

Ye Advertise q hote hain?

[MeOw*]

kyun k un ka dil chahta hai advertismnt karne ka :D

ap itnay question kyun karti hain ?

[Ghuncha]

Mujhe Nahi Pata

Q Pata Nahi ?

[MeOw*]

wo to mujhay bhi nahi pata

ap ko kuch maloom bhi hota hai ya nahi ?

[D.M]

nahi mein bhi aap ke jesa hi hon :(
wildcat nick kio nahi rakhti aap

[MeOw*]

kyun k main wildcat nahi hon
ap ko itna hi pasand hai yeh nick to ap kyun nahi rakh letay :D

[D.M]

mein is liye nahi rakhta kio ke mjhe billi banney ka shok nahi hia !!!
aap ko billi banney ka shok kio hai ? ? ? ? ?

[MeOw*]

mujhay billi bane ka shok nahi hai mujhay billiyan pasand hain :p

ap ko billiyan kyun pasand nahi hain ?

[D.M]

kio ke wild hoti hai sari cats :p
yeh ajeeb sa shok kesa para :D

[MeOw*]

main khud bohot ajeeb si hon isi liye
ap ajeeb se kyun nahi hain ?

[D.M]

ajeeb se log abnormal hotey hian aur mein normal hon ?
aaap abnormal kio hon ?

[MeOw*]

kyun k normal to sub hi hoty hain kyun special hona chaiye na jabhi abnormal hon lolzz
ap abnormal kyun nahi hain ?

[D.M]

kio ke log pagal kehtay hain
aur aap ko pagal kio pasand hain

[MeOw*]

kyun k main khud pagal hon

ap paglon se itni nafrat kyun karty hain ?

[D.M]

kio ke un ke baal khuley howe hotey hain nossy behti rehti hai is liye
aap ki nossy kio behti hai aur baal kio khuley hotey hain

[MeOw*]

main achi wali pagal hon lolzz aysi nahi rehti
ap main itna attitude kyun hai ?

[D.M]

kis ne kaha :b
nahi yeh jhoot hai
jhooti batey aap ko kon batata hai ?

[MeOw*]

koi nahi batata main nay khud note kia hai :p

mujhay kon jhoot bata sakta hai ?

[D.M]

aap ki cats frndzz
per aap mjhe kio note kar rahi hon ?

[MeOw*]

ap ko note nahi kar rahi khud hi yeh bat note ho gai :p

main ap ko note kyun karongi ?

[D.M]

yeh to aap ko pata hoga :p
khudh kesay note hosakti hai

[MeOw*]

jab kisi se bat karty hain to koi na koi bat note ho hi jati hai :p

ab koi stupid question samjh main nahi araha :(

[D.M]

aap ko koi stupid question samjh nahi araha hon
to chalako ka barey mein sochlo automatic aajaega lolzzzzz

[MeOw*]

ap ka matlab hai chalako stupid hai :D
ap chalako ko itn bura kyun samjhty ho ?

[D.M]

kio ke yeh bura nahi manti is liye mazak kar leta hon
aap se karnga to aap ki naraz hojaogi ?

[MeOw*]

main bhi bura nahi manti :p

shayad ap bura man leingay ?

[D.M]

nahi yeh option disable hai mere pass :p
aap mjhe rude kio samjhti hon

[MeOw*]

kyun k ap hain rude

ap ko kabhi kisi nay batai nahi yeh bat ?

[D.M]

nahi aaj tak kisi ne nahi kaha ! aap ke illawa :(
aaap mjhe aisa na samjha karo mjhe duk hota hia :(

[Ghuncha]

Dukh Hone se dil tootta hai

DIl Toot k Jurhta hai kia ?

[D.M]

kie ke aap log hon hi stupids :P
wesay kio hon aap log stupid :D

[MeOw*]

yeh maloom hota to stupid hi kyun hotay...

ap stupid logon se nafrat karty hain ?

[D.M]

jab aap rude kehti hon :(
aap mjhe rude kio kehti hon ?

[MeOw*]

dil chahta hai

ap rude nahi hain kia ?

[D.M]

nahi hon
aap kio aisa lagta hai :s

[Ghuncha]

Haan Kabhi Kabhi

Ap Bawle B ho ?

[D.M]

nahi
yeh afwah kis ne pehlai ?

[MeOw*]

jis nay yeh afhwa pehlai ab wo yahan nahi hai...

ap ka siggi itna acha kyun hai ?

[D.M]

kio ke yeh mjhe kisi ne gift kia hai :D
wesay aap ke sigi mein 4 cats kio hain ?

[MeOw*]

hum 4 frnd`z hain na

ap ko maloom hai kon kon hain yeh ?

[D.M]

han u ghuncha chalako n zaha lolzzz
ap 4 cats kia wild hain ?

[MeOw*]

nahi hum bohot innocent hain

ap bohot clever hain ?

[D.M]

acha chaii papay wali :p
nahi ,..
aaap ko kia mein clever lagta hon :$

[MeOw*]

ji bohot

kyun ap ko kabhi kisi nay bataya nahi ?

[D.M]

aisi batein koi mjhe nahi batata apney tak hi rakhtey hain :$
aisa kio kartey hian log ?

[MeOw*]

i think ap se darty hain

ap bhai log hain kia ?
mean`z don

[D.M]

nahi mein to aik seedha sa banda hon
aap ko kio aisa laga ke mein don hon

[MeOw*]

bas awein laga

kyun nahi lagna chaiye ?

[D.M]

bilkol lagna chahye har insan ki soch hai apni apni,,,
wesay aap itna sochti kio hon :?

[MeOw*]

yeh bhi sochna parayga k main itna kyun sochti hon...

ap nahi sochty kia ?

[D.M]

han sochta hon per ziada nahi jahan sochna hota hai sirf wahan :D
aaap ne telenore ka package liya aur aap ko gham kio lag gaya :b phir

[MeOw*]

balance ziada chala gaya :(
or sms kam milay :s

fazool package hotay hain na ?

[D.M]

nahi yaar
aisa kesay ho sakta kitna gaya balance ?aur sms kitney aaye
mjhe to sahi laga :D
mere paisay ziada nahi kattey :p

[MeOw*]

52 balance tha pehlay package k bad 29 reh gaye or msg 90 milay :s
mujhay to fazool laga..

ap telenor walon k frnd hain jo ap k pesay ziada nahi kattay ?

[D.M]

nahi mere pass telenore talkshawk hai
aap ke pass package 2sra hoga shayed is liye ziada katgye hahaha lol
nahi mein kisi ka frnd hai
aap ko kio aisa laga ?

[MeOw*]

meray pass dijuice hai :(

ap k pesay ziada nahi kattay isi liye aysa laga...


mujh se kia dushmani hai telenor walon ko :( ?

[D.M]

han aap ka d juice hai shayed is liye :(
wesay bhi aap ko aik sms 22 paisay ka parta hai normally lolzzz
kah aap ke frnd hotey telenor waley to kia hota ?

[MeOw*]

to unka gala daba kar free main package karwati or roz balance bhi load karwati :p

meray frnd kyun nahi hain telenor waly :( ?

[D.M]

woh kisi ke frnd nahi hai bus paiso ke hain lolzzzz
gala kio dbaadeti ?

[MeOw*]

frnd par itna haq to hota hai k gala daba diya jaey omg

ap ko aik sms kitne ka parta hai talkshak main ?

[D.M]

normally 1.30 ka
aur package lelo to
1 paisay ka !!
acha hai na ? ?

[MeOw*]

normaly 1:30 ziada hain talkshwk main
dijuice main normly 22 pesay ka hai

acha nahi hai :p talkshwk ...dijuice acha hai :p

ap apni sim ko dijuice kyun nahi karwaletay ?

[D.M]

nahi mera ziada kam calls se related hai is liye talkshawk behtareen hai
mere liyeee...
aur yeh wala package sms ke liye lash hai ;)
jo liya hai mein ne :D
aaap talkshawk kio nahi karwaleti ?

[MeOw*]

main itnay package nahi karwati :p
or aik msg 1:30 ka :o
mujhay nahi karwana talkswk :p

ap nay kitne main pakage karwaya hai ?

[D.M]

6 rs mein 100 sms
per sms 1 paisa talkshawk mein aur call rates sab se sastey :p
aap bhi karwaney ke barey mein soch rahi hon kia ? talkshawk :D

[MeOw*]

nahi :p

u fone bhi best hai na ?

[D.M]

i dont know :p
i lub telenor
mein ne network change karwaya howa hai
jazz ka number :D
telenor ka network :D

[Ghuncha]

Ap Sawaal q nahi kerte ?

[MeOw*]

kyun k jawab de de kar thak jaty hain sawal karne ki himat nahi rehti

ap jawab kyun nahi detin ?

[D.M]

de to raha hon jwab
wesay aap ne kio kia yeh sawal

[MeOw*]

stupid sawal tha jabhi kia

ap stupid ans kyun nahi de rahy ?

[D.M]

acha
tumhari light kab jaegi ?

[MeOw*]

meri lite nahi jayegi ghar ki lite jaeygi hehe cya

ap nay meri lite kab jaeygi aysa kyun kaha ?

[D.M]

kio ke aap ke sath yeh prob hai is liyeeeee
aaap chai papa kio khati hon

[MeOw*]

billi hon na jabhi

ap horlics kyun khaty hain ?

[D.M]

take taqatwar raho :D
aaap kio nahi peeti ?

[MeOw*]

main billi hon na jabhi
horlics petay hain ya khaty hain ?

[D.M]

peeta hon :$
aap ne yeh horlick ki bat kio ke

[MeOw*]

kyun k mujhay maloom nahi horlics petay hain ya khaty hain :s

ayan horlics peta hai ?

[Owais AisH]

bulkul petay haan

Ganjay kaa sir pur baal kuun nahi hotay

[D.M]

han sb kuch karta hai woh !!!
aap bhi piya karo
sehat mand rahogi

[MeOw*]

kyun k ganjay k sir par singh bhi nahi hotay

billiyan to wesay bhi sehat mand hoti hain na ?

[D.M]

kamzor bhi hoti hai :$
kia aap kamzor billi hon

[MeOw*]

kamzor nahi theek thak hon

meri post 12,000 se ziada ho gai hain kisi nay wish kyun nahi kiya :( ?

[D.M]

lolzz
kardengey befikar nakaro :D
wesay aap logo ko wish karwana acha lagta hai ?

[Owais AisH]

congartulation

jaan mooj kar tareefay nahi karwayia kroo :P

Raat baat ka pechay Aik or baat un hoti hai

[MeOw*]

befikar nakaro ? yeh kia bat hoi :(

ji acha lagta hai :p

kyun ap ko acha nahi lagta ?

[D.M]

kia acha nahi lagta ?
mjhe sab acha lagtahai
aap ko acha lagta hai ?

[MeOw*]

lolzz ji mujhe bhi sub acha lagta hai

mujhay kyun aysa lagta hai k ap ko acha nahi lagta ?

[D.M]

kis ne kaha mjhe us ka naam batao :p
wesay aap yeh bar bar kio pooch rahi hon

[Owais AisH]

Pagaloo ko saab kuch acha lagta hai

Mai kuun nahi huun pagal

[MeOw*]

Aish kia likha hai ap nay :(


kisi k samjh main aya ho to bata dein mujhay :p

[Owais AisH]

Thats goood

Hey HZ ko samaj mai kuun nahi ata ?

[D.M]

har pagal yehi kehta hai ke mein pagal nhi hon !
aap pagal khaney se kab bhagi aish ?

[momal ali]

saary jahan k pagal yaha keya karingz :D

[MeOw*]

dm wo bhagi nahi bhagay hain male hain wo :p

ap ko male or female ka maloom kyun nahi hua ?

[D.M]

pata hai !
per mein ne is ke nick ka last name dekha lolzzz
aap aisay question kio likhti hon

[Owais AisH]

lol all blinds are also here

[D.M]

Aishhhh :$
kia keh raha hon thread parho bhai phir ans do

[Ghuncha]

Mai ne to sare Qs Parh lie Lekin Jawaab Nahi mile :D

Ap Kitna Bolte ho :o

[momal ali]

mein stupid question kesay kero em so reasonable person :p

[dur-e-shahwar]

lolz api good

[Ghuncha]

Ap k Sawaal Ka Kia Kehna

Ap responsible q ho

[MeOw*]

bachpan se adat hai :p

ap offline kyun ho ?

[D.M]

mein to online hon :D
aaap offline itna kio rehti hon ?

[Nida-H]

kyun kay online rehnay say mera bill ata hai.. :D

aap bachpan say he pagal kyun hain..?

[Ghuncha]

Shayad BacHpan Mai Sab Pagal Hote Hain

Wese PagaL Khana Kia Hyderabad Mai Hi hai kia ?

[Dast-e-Tanhai]

ap kia samjhti ho serf ap ka gher hi hy kia
wasy chand uper kiun hy

[night angel]

ap jo neechy hain:0023:

[Dast-e-Tanhai]

hum nechy kiun hain
ap kiun uper hain

[Ghuncha]

Agar Wo Neche Hote To Ap Oper Nahi Hote

Ye Dehshat Kia Hoti Hai ?

[FAJAAN]

aap bachpan say he pagal kyun hain..?

[Ghuncha]

BAchhpan Mai Mai Pachpan Ki Thi

Ye Pachmail Kia hota hai ?

[FAJAAN]

mujhay pata hota tu kia mai yaha hota

yeh salahuddin paan wala kon tah ?

[Ghuncha]

Shayad Zulekhaan Ka Beta

Ye Beta Kia hota hai ?

[Morash]

As The Name Implies:

*Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer*


You Answer A Stupid Question, Asked By The Person Above You.

And Then Post(Ask) Your Own Stupid Question.

Like: Q) Murgha Anday Kyun Nahi Deta.. ??

A)Kyun K Murgha Azan Deta Hai =PP


Lets Start Now .. !!

[Morash]

Duniya Gol Kyun Hai .. ??

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki Morash tmhara sar gol hai :groupwave1:

din mein tare kyun nhi dikhte ? :think:

[AFghani_Laila]

Kyon K DIn Mai ANokhi Jagti Hai HAhahahah

[Anokhi<3]

laila next question kha giy hai kia ?

[AFghani_Laila]

WOii Bhool Gayi Acha
Hum Khana Kyon Kate Hain ?

[Anokhi<3]

larrne k liye energi save krne k liye, hahahaah =D

soraj aik kyun hai ?

[Morash]

Kyon K Dunya Aik Hay =PP

Roti Hamesha Gol Hi Kyun Hoti Hai.. ??

[ROSE]

kio ka jis per roti pakaty hain tawa woh bhi goll hota ha


gussey ma insan red kio ho jata ha

[Morash]

Kyon K Human Blood Colour Red Hay Aur Ghusy May Blood Pressure High Hot Hay =PP


Why Square Has Four Sides .. ??

[Zafina]

becox circle have no sides :(
Calculator per itny zyda numbers kio liky huty hay ?

[Morash]

To Make A Solution Easy =PP

Chewing Gum Chipakti Kyun Hai.. ??

[ROSE]

beause of flexibilty

samdar ka pani salty kio hota ha

[Candy]

kyun ke CHEENI KAM HAI..hahah..our expensive ho gay hai aaj kal..hahah

PYAR KYUN HOTA HAI..??

[ROSE]

rony aur sad hony ka liyeeee


kushi ka waqt ansoo kio aty hain

[Morash]

Kyon K Banda Os Time Emotional Hota Hay ..

Why Women Don't Have Moustache .. ??

[ROSE]

Kio ka phir man aur woman ma koi faraq nahi rah gaye ga


larky smoking kio kerty hain

[Morash]

Smoking; Style K Liye :smoky:

Why We Have Rocking Chairs And Not Rocking Tables.. =D ??

[jinaka]

awesome sharing so thanks i like this...

[Morash]

Jinaka Yar Thread To Read Kar Liya Karo Na =S .. !!

[~ MarJani ~]

Chenga yah ka mtlb kia hota hai ? :p

[Morash]

Marjani Kindly Read The Thread ..
Then Samaj Ajaeg .. !!

[~ MarJani ~]

huffohh.. stupidd quex hi tha na..
achaa bataoo tumharee sarr pe baal kitne hain?

[Morash]

Smoking; Style K Liye :smoky:

Why We Have Rocking Chairs And Not Rocking Tables.. =D ??



Jo Question Last Time Pocha Gaya Ho Oska Reply Dena..
Phir Ap Apna Question POchna ....

Jinaka Ki Wajah Se GAME SPOIL Hojata Hay Huh!

[DeV!L]

smoke jab karoo tou duwa kuin neklta hai :P

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

huffohh.. stupidd quex hi tha na..
achaa bataoo tumharee sarr pe baal kitne hain?

65000 ... yaqeen na aey to gin lo ...

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

smoke jab karoo tou duwa kuin neklta hai :P

coz us mein hum pani nahi daltey na ... is liey ...


sooraj din mein hi kio ata hey raat mein kio nahi ata ?

[Morash]

Kyon K Raat K Time Stars Hoty Hain ..

Hamarey 32 Daant Kyun Hotey Hain.. ??

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

is sey ziyada juga nahi na moon mein ... that y....


insaan ki aik ankh hoti to?

[Morash]

Kyon K MOUTH Bhi Aik Hay Na Es Liye =P

Why We Have Rocking Chairs And Not Rocking Tables.. ??

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

table per laptop rakhna hota hey wo gir jaey ga na phir ...

jub hum chaltey hein to agey kio badh jatey hein ... ?

[Miss Habib]

kyon k hamare paon ulte nahi hain

hamari do ankhien kyon hain ?

[ROSE]

jitna face ha us per do hi achi lagti hain

badle jaragty hain to awaz kio ati ha

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kio key naak aik hey na is liey ...

raat hoti hey to andhara kio ho jatahey

[ROSE]

sooraj jo chala jata ha roshni deny wala


sitary chamakty kio hain

[Morash]

Kyon K Allah Ne Stars May SHINING Ability Raki Hay, Simple =P

Alam Channa Itna LAMBA Kyon Tha .. ??

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kio key koi or jo itna lumba nahi tha ...

light on kerney key liey jub hum switch on kertey hein to light on kio ho jati hey .. ?

[Samia]

Ab us ne kuch na kuch tu kerna hota hai tu on ho jati hai
sunday k bad monday kiu aajata hai her bar?

[Morash]

Kyon K Har Saturday K Baad Sunday Ajata Hay To Es
Liye Har Sunday K Baad Monday And So On =P

Murghi Pahle Aayi Ya Anda .. ??

[ROSE]

Murgi

akal beri ha bhanse

[Morash]

Ye To Clear Baat Hay K Bhains =DD .

Hum Tension Kyon Lety Hay .. ??

[~ MarJani ~]

kyun k hamara mind jagg jata hai..
ham sotee kiu hai ?

[Samia]

jagte huye khuwab nhi dikhte na is liye
piyas lagti hai tu pani kiu pete hain,,khana kiu nhi khate?

[~ MarJani ~]

kiu k khanee se piyaas jaldi bhuj jati haii .. :p
Soooraj lyt kiu deta hai ?

[Anokhi<3]

kyun ki pani sehat k liye acha hota hai :D

kitab kholte he neeend ati hai or band krte he urr jait hai, aisa kyun ?

[~ MarJani ~]

kiu kk kitaaab pee likha hota hai SONA MANNA HAI .. lolx.
Skol meiein parhai kiuu hoti hai ?

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki yahan disco to ho nhi skta :D

teacher itne bolte kyun hein jb koi unki sun nhi ra hota ??

[~ MarJani ~]

kiu kk unkaa dimaaag achaa bhallllaa hota hai .

ham na chahtee huay bhi parhte kiu hain ?

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki hum jop chahte hein wo hum kar nhi skte, hahaha :D

bhook lage to khana kyun khate hein ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kio key ghoda ghas jo khata hey

light raat mein jati hey to suraj din mein kio nikalta hey ?

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki raat ko to Anokhi chanda jo roshan hoye hote hein asmano pe :D :D

Kitab parhne k liye kyun hoti hai ?

[~ MarJani ~]

kiuu k raat koo suraj ki lyt mehngiii hoti hai.
chanddd wyt kiu hota hai ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

@ Anokhi ...kio key us mein likhney ki jaga nahi hoti ...

ager door ki nazer thik ho to phir pakistan sey obama kio nazer nahi ata ?

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki chand pe daaag dikh ske :D

Class mein Anokhi bore kyun ho ri hai ?? :funnyplate:

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kiuu k raat koo suraj ki lyt mehngiii hoti hai.
chanddd wyt kiu hota hai ?

kala hota to raat mein nazer nhi ata na ...

[~ MarJani ~]

@ anokhii .. kiu k class mein koi khushh nhi ho skta..

Pholoo se khushbhoo kiu ati hai ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kyunki chand pe daaag dikh ske :D

Class mein Anokhi bore kyun ho ri hai ?? :funnyplate:

Tashi jo class mein nahi hey ...


fail ho jao to papa khush kio nahi hotey ..

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

@ anokhii .. kiu k class mein koi khushh nhi ho skta..

Pholoo se khushbhoo kiu ati hai ?

Allah Miya ney us mein Ager Bati fit ki hey

Nichey Gir key chot hi kio lugti hey .. ?

[~ MarJani ~]

kiu kk parhaiii unhee bhi pasand nhi hoti. '
Khanaa khane k liye kiu hoat hai ?

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki papa khud b fail hoye the na is liye wo khush nhi hote, hahaahah

Tashi itna proudy kyun hai ?

[Anokhi<3]

Allah Miya ney us mein Ager Bati fit ki hey

Nichey Gir key chot hi kio lugti hey .. ?

chot he nhi dard b hota hai tashi, nhi yaqeen to khirki se chalang laga kar dekh lo, hhhaahahahahahaahah :D

[~ MarJani ~]

kiiu k chottt niche parri hoti hai :p..
Pani ka color kiu nhi hta...`?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

chot he nhi dard b hota hai tashi, nhi yaqeen to khirki se chalang laga kar dekh lo, hhhaahahahahahaahah :D

tumein to mein abb acha hi nahi lugta ... to isi liey ...
putha hi mashwara daina ... jub b daina ... moti ...
thodi patli ho jao ... takey kam chot lugey gi tumein ... hahaha

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kiiu k chottt niche parri hoti hai :p..
Pani ka color kiu nhi hta...`?

phir humein papsi key kesey pata lugta ...

ager fish ki legs hoti to wo pani per tahlti ya tairti ... ?

[Anokhi<3]

tumein to mein abb acha hi nahi lugta ... to isi liey ...
putha hi mashwara daina ... jub b daina ... moti ...
thodi patli ho jao ... takey kam chot lugey gi tumein ... hahaha

hahaahah han i hate liers :bangin:

or wese agher pta ho apko to yahan putha reply he dena hai :63k95ck:

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

kyunki papa khud b fail hoye the na is liye wo khush nhi hote, hahaahah

Tashi itna proudy kyun hai ?

kio key anokhi us ki friend hey ..

Anokhi ager smart hoti to ?

[~ MarJani ~]

wo panii meinn urrrti..
birdx urrte kiu hai ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

hahaahah han i hate liers :bangin:

or wese agher pta ho apko to yahan putha reply he dena hai :63k95ck:

you hate liers ... hahahaha ... ok to khidki sey chlang luga do first tum hi .. hahaha

nichey gir ker ager bach gayee to kia kero gi .. ?

[Anokhi<3]

Anokhi already itni smart hai, or kitni smart ho, huuhh

Tashi agehr flirty na hota to kia hota? ahahahahhah

[Anokhi<3]

you hate liers ... hahahaha ... ok to khidki sey chlang luga do first tum hi .. hahaha

nichey gir ker ager bach gayee to kia kero gi .. ?

Apney jaanu se viah, haahahah :D

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

wo panii meinn urrrti..
birdx urrte kiu hai ?

kio key unhein tairna nahi ata na

cheekh maro to awaz kio ati hey .. ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

Anokhi already itni smart hai, or kitni smart ho, huuhh

Tashi agehr flirty na hota to kia hota? ahahahahhah

idot hota ... phir .. hahaha

anokhi ager anokhi sumjhdari wali batein kerney lug jaey to ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

Apney jaanu se viah, haahahah :D


pagle sub sey pahley liers sey hate ko khatam ker daina ..
nahi to gadi key neechey bhi ana padey ga .. hahahaha

[Anokhi<3]

jao jaooo, i hater liers or wo nfrt kbhi nhi khtm hogiiiiiiiii :0011:

[~ MarJani ~]

kiu kk hamara mou band hota hai.
khanee mou se ki khate hain?

[Anokhi<3]

kyunki naak seeee khate to gand andr chala jata, haahahahah chi chiiiiiii kitne gande ho tum Tashi, hahaahahaha :D :D

larkiyan make-up kyun krti hein ?

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

toey thubey chupaney key liey ... hahahaha

bijli ka bill kio ata hey ... ?

[ROSE]

Kio ka muft ma ajj kal kuch bhi nahi milta


jab insan udass hota ha to ronnay ko dil kio kerta ha

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

koi gudgudi kerney wala jo nahi hota pass mein ..

ager mind stuk ho jaey to ...

[ROSE]

zordar kisam ki current laga ker theek ho sakta ha


khawab kio aty hain

[ღƬαsнι☣Rασ™]

ultey seedhey ...

ager ankhein peechey hoti to hum agey kesey chltey ?

[ROSE]

Stick paker ker chalty..:0019::4:

Ager yahan koi sedha sawal pocha gayee to kessa lagta

[AFghani_Laila]

Bohut BEwaqoof LKagta
Ager Mera FOurm NA Hota TU Hum ky aKarte ?

[Anokhi<3]

to hum kisi or forum pe hote, hahaahahah :D

sawal krne se pehle koi jawab kyun nhi de pata ??

[Morash]

Kyon Tab Pata Nahi Hota K Kia Pocha Gaya Hay.

Hum Gunah Kyon Karty Hain .. ?? :)

[wicked sonya]

apne faide k lie ham behak jate hain is lie


ye jo sawal pocha gaya tha wo stupid tha?

[ROSE]

Nahi


log dosroon se naffrat kio kerty hain

[kinza11]

so thanks like this..

[Morash]

Kinza Door Fity Moun .. :)

[ROSE]

:goodone:

[Morash]

Nahi


log dosroon se naffrat kio kerty hain

Kyon K Har Koi Pyaar Karne Ks Laiq Nahi Hota ..

Jab Hum Nails Ya Baal Kat-tey Hain .... !!
To Dard Kyon Nahi Hota Aur Na Khon Nikalta Hai.. ??

[ROSE]

kio ka woh opper se kata jatta ha ander se nahi.



height per ja ker nechy dekhny se dar kio lagta ha

[~wish munda~]

kyon k gir k mernay ka der hota hai ...
insaan sub janta hai phir b derta kyon hai ?

[~wish munda~]

kyon k gir k mernay ka der hota hai ...
insaan sub janta hai phir b derta kyon hai ?

[Morash]

Sab Janta Hay Tabhi To Darta Hay =P

Pepsi Aur Coke May Kia Farq Hay .. ?? =P

[Miss Habib]

Pepsi "P" se shorooo hota he or Coke "C" se
hehehehehe

hum zameen per kyon chalte hain hawa mein kyon nahi ?

[DeV!L]

Kuin ke mere pass jahaz nahi :P

app aleef bey pe te pe dance ker sakti hai :P

[Miss Habib]

me a b c d per kara sakti hooon daaance :17:

hum iss forum per kyon jhaakkkk marne ate hain ?

[DeV!L]

Kuin ke we juz want to kill the tym loll
anywyz kabhi mirror ke samnay khare hoke socha hai. kai kash mere itne lambay kaan nahi hote :D

[Miss Habib]

hehehehe nahi sochaaa kyon k mee kaan innneee lambe nahi he

log batein kyon karte hai ?

[DeV!L]

Kuin ke Unke moun mai Zaban hai Jo nahi karte woh Type kerte hai like u :P
So Yeh batye app ke insaan ko nind kuin nahi atee ager atee hai us ke baad jati kaha hai ?

[Miss Habib]

kyon k wo insaan he isliye nend ati he, or jahan se ati he wohi wapis chali jati he

insaan booooore kyon hota he ?

[DeV!L]

Kuin ke appki roh appse bore ho jati hai :P

Kabhi Dhai bhale Khate howay Socha ke Methi Chatni ne Powi ? lol hahahahahaha

[Miss Habib]

hahahaha meethi chatni wale dhahi bhallay nahi pasand
isliye nahi soooocha

asmaan per chand sooraj or sitare hi kyon he orr kuch kyon nahi he ?

[DeV!L]

Lo dasoo Kuin nahi hai Sara Din Hawa mai Shapar Fly ker rahay hote hai Itnee Kites hoti hai itnee Jahaz hote hai
aur kya Chaye appko asman pe dekhne ke liye abb yeh na keh deya

Reri wala Jo golay bejhta hai woh kuin nahi ata nazer woh gali mai he nazer ayega asman pe nahi
now tellme
yeh Sharkar gandi wala Reri wala alwayz awaz laga ke he ppl ko kuin bolta hai .. kabhi song kuin nahi bol sakta mean
baharo phoool bharsao humri shakar gandi ayii hai ? lolllll

[Miss Habib]

hahahaha
nice ans

wo kia he agar song bole ga to
phir singer kehlaye gaa
rehri wala nahi

agar bazar na hote to hum kahan se shoping karte ?

[DeV!L]

jee apne apne sath wale gharo mai Like pata chalta
Khala Sugra nai gher se Achi Sabzi mel jati hai
aur anuty Shamim ke gher se tou baraf jaab marzi le lo hahahahah lol OMG loll

so Tellme Ager phon nahi hota tou life kya fast hoti ?

[Miss Habib]

phone k konse wheels he
jo life faast ho gai hehehehe

insaan hathon se kyon kaam karta he ?

[DeV!L]

kuin ke hathu se style bare maray jatay hai hath na ho tou bare kam isay hai jo nahi ho sakde :P

[Miss Habib]

pani ka koi rang kyon nahi he ?