| Zardari Jokez |

[Hussain]

:salam:

:flower4u:

Enjoy a collection of Jokes about Zardari :mazak:

Note: This is purely humour and no pun is intended on any political views!

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[Hussain]

Zardari Asked FARAZ

Zardari Asked FARAZ
Tum Me Or Mujhme Kya Fark Ha?
FARAZ Replied :
Simple
Ap Poore Mulk Ki Bajarahe Hen
Or Poora Mulk Mere Baja Raha Ha

[Hussain]

Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ
Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!

[Hussain]

Agar Zardari President Ban Gya


Agar Zardari President Ban Gya
To Kya Ho Ga?

Hona Kya Hai
Pakistaniyon Ki Watt Pehley B Lagti
Ab Bard Jaye Ghee Aur Kya?

Yeh sahii sabit b ho rha hai:lol:

[Hussain]

Zardari (House Of Neeyat Khot)


Yeh Baat Hum Sab Ko
Tasleem Kar Leni Chahiye
K Kaheen Na Kaheen Hum Sab Kee Neeyat Mein
Khot Mojhood Hai

Agar Aisa Na Ho
Zardari (House Of Neeyat Khot)
President K Liye
Apply Kyun Karey?

[Hussain]

JIN:Kya hokam hai mere aqa?
MEN:mulk ka sara maal mere account mai dal do.
Jin:huqam karain bakwas na karein main jin hoon ZARDARI nahi.

[Hussain]

Jo 11 saal jail ma rahe wo Sadr-e-Pakistan han
Jo 6 saal jail ma rahe wo Wazir-e-Azam Pakistan han
2, 4 saal apbhee jail ma guzar ayen
Mustaqbil Roshan ha

[Hussain]

ZARDARI celebrating his victory singing:

bACHNA AE GHAREEBO LO MAIN AGAYA
FASAAD KA ASHIQ
AMAN KA DUSHMAN
APNI ADA HAI BIBI SE JUDA HEY HO...

[Hussain]

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

[Hussain]

IBLEES Adalat main sabit karnay gaya
k wo dunya main sab se ZALIM or GHATIYA hai lekin wo nakam howa
or bahar ake pocha ye ZARDARI kon hai?

[Hussain]

Shohar Biwi K Liye Khass Tor Par Darya Se Taazi Taazi Fish Pakar Kr K Lay
K Aya.....pr Biwi Ne Kaha:
Fish Kaise Pakaon???
Na Ata Hai
Na Bijli Hai
Na Oil Hai Nai
Na Ghee Hai..
Na Paisa Hai..
Na Karahi Hai....


Phir Shohar Ne Fish Ko Dobara Darya M Dal Dya./............



Us Pr Fish.............zor Se Boli................
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Jiye Zardaaaaaaaari!!!!!!!!!! Haha

[Hussain]

Cham
cham
cham

aathaney ke chalia

aathaney ka paan

chal meray ghoray Pakistan

Pakistan may peoples party

Uski leader benazir

Benazir ko goli lagi

Baakhtawar asifa ronay lagi

Rotay rotay bhook lagi

Kha ly bilawal moong phalli

Moong phalli may dana nhe

Zardari kisi ka nana nhe

Pakistani acchay

Musharaf bhai sachchay

Sachchay sachchay jaingay

Sheikh rasheed ki dulhan layengay

Kondoleza kaali

100 nakhro wali

1 nakhra tooth gia

Bush ka mou’n sooj gia

[Hussain]

Mat ro Zardari abhi jan baqi hai
Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai
Bibi qatal hui tere hathon to kiya
Tere liye to Sherry Rehman baqi hai

[Hussain]

Quaid-e-Azam was Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .
Zillat hi Zillat

[Hussain]

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan

[Hussain]

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!

Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi ab,

Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Adaab Adaab adaab

[Hussain]

BB ne aik bandar pala

moti moti ankoo wala,

lambi lambi muncho wala.

Mahlo main wo rehta tha,

English wine petha tha wo

Khatha tha wo sunf sapari

naam tha us ka asif zardari

[~*~ Laila ~*~]

:lol::lol::lol:

himi koi hal nahi

very funny

[Hussain]

thanx :D

[Hani]

lolz

[Hamzaking]

nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[DiE]

v nice

[FarazAli]

nice sharing

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lOl NyC

[*NRB*]

haha funny collection