THINK HUT-Ke

[SALMAN]

:boxing:
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha…
Ek aadmi ne poochha kya hua?
Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai, Brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.


:Real mad:
Astrologer : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyan aayengi
Man : WoW,
Astrologer: Ziyada khush Naa Ho. ek Gharwali aur 5 Betiyan hain

:Peek a boo!:
Research ke Mutabiq Larkian, Larkon se Ziyada mehenati hoti hain
Aapko pata hai kaise??
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Nahi pata ?
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Main bata deta hoon aapko
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Kyun ki
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100 mein se 10 Larkiaan naturally khoobsurat hoti hain
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Aur baqi
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Apni Mehnat se…

:new1:
"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge, utni hi zyada lagegi...
So Be Careless & Be Besharam!!
ENJOY LIFE, THINK HUT-Ke.

[safa]

:(l0l): Salman aap ne banaye ye.........sab.......!

[safa]

han dekho shanaz hussain khubsurat banane ke liye kitne products tayyar kiye hain.......aur beauty parlours ka alag karobar chal raha hai......ye sinf e naazuk ka department hai.....!

[SALMAN]

Main waise bhi bahot alag soch ka insaan hoon
aur Sabse pahle main Aadam ki aulaad hoon baad mein aur kuchh

main kahta hoon ki pahle INSAAN bana jaaye.. then u can be MUSLIM

ziyada-tar log mujse KHAFA hi rahte hain..

aur main isi mein KHUSH bhi hooon


INSAAN BAN NAHI SAKE, MUSALMAN HONE KA DAWA PESH KARTE HAIN


AGAR INSAAN BHI, HAIWAAN KI TARAH SALOOK KARE.!!
THEN HOW CAN U DIFFERENCIATE ?

[SALMAN]

han dekho shanaz hussain khubsurat banane ke liye kitne products tayyar kiye hain.......aur beauty parlours ka alag karobar chal raha hai......ye sinf e naazuk ka department hai.....!

AAP KO PATA HAI "SHAHNAZ HUSSAIN" KAHAN PAIDA HUYI THEEN?
AUR KAMIYAAB KAHAN HUYEEN ?

:kitti:

[safa]

Brother E Mohtaram......:(l0l): aap ne isko Qoute kya.......abhi kuch likhna...jaldi main thi chali gayi......khair
nahi hai na Umeed Eqbal apne kasht weeran se
zara nam ho to ye mitti bahut zarqaiz hai saaqi

.....Allama Eqbal
aap ke liye arz kya hai
hmmm :image:shanaz hussain ka kuch yaad hai kuch bhool gayi....................!

[safa]

aur han aap men,s cream lagayega......ladeis ke nahi........:(l0l):

[SALMAN]

I dont like to use any type of cosmetics (mardon ko ye sab zaib nahi deta)

aap ko yaqeen nahi aayega ki meri mummy bhi cosmetics use nahi karti theen

"besan", "dahi" & "reetha" se meri mummy baal dhoti theen
musturd oil + wax = her vanishing cream
desi ghee ko "paar" kar ke woh kaajal banati theen
glycerin + lemon juice= her "lotion" at bed time
unboiled milk = cleanser
massage with "papaya" or "tomato"
& many more....

[safa]

Acha theek hai......aap use na karo....koi cosmetic cream .....lekin aap humein ek dum smart nazar aana chahiye.......:(l0l):

[s_sableo]

lolzz salman bhayi apko zorr ka jhatka dheerey sey laga jabhi mana kya tha subha subha mirinda ni peena :)
but nyc hehehehe

[safa]

aap idhar kaise s_sableo........?

[DeV!L]

Lollll Topic tou Kuch aur he Chal para khair
Nice Sharin

[safa]

Devil apna likha aap hi read kar sakte hain......font chota hai , aur colour Dark nahi hai...

[Shomaila]

kia bat hy sub posts ki
aik se barh k aik hy

[munazza]

hahahahahhahaha
boht acha joke share kia hy\
muje boht hansi a rai hy

[Shomaila]

Hehehe...

[Nadia89]

bht mazy kaa hy...

[RoOZ SoOChTa HouN]

bahat khoob ....tfS

[RoOZ SoOChTa HouN]

:zabardast:

[CaReLeSs]

Nice Sharing...

[*NRB*]

lolzz nice..