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06-13-2010, 05:24 AM
A Polish Man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
lawyer : Have you any grounds?
Polish Man : Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
lawyer : No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Polish Man : It made of concrete.
lawyer : I don't think you understand: Does either of you have a real grudge?
Polish Man : No, we have carport, and not need one.
lawyer : I mean What are your relations like?
Polish Man : All my relations still in Poland.
lawyer : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polish Man : We have hi:fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
lawyer : Does your wife beat you up?
Polish Man : No, I always up before her.
lawyer : Is your wife a nagger?
Polish Man : No, she white.
lawyer : Why do you want this divorce?
Polish Man : She going to kill me.
lawyer : What makes you think that?
Polish Man : I got proof.
lawyer : What kind of proof?
Polish Man : She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
lawyer : Have you any grounds?
Polish Man : Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
lawyer : No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Polish Man : It made of concrete.
lawyer : I don't think you understand: Does either of you have a real grudge?
Polish Man : No, we have carport, and not need one.
lawyer : I mean What are your relations like?
Polish Man : All my relations still in Poland.
lawyer : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polish Man : We have hi:fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
lawyer : Does your wife beat you up?
Polish Man : No, I always up before her.
lawyer : Is your wife a nagger?
Polish Man : No, she white.
lawyer : Why do you want this divorce?
Polish Man : She going to kill me.
lawyer : What makes you think that?
Polish Man : I got proof.
lawyer : What kind of proof?
Polish Man : She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"