Husband wife jOKES

[AYAZ]

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[Diwa]

LOLZ...! very nice

[SHAYAN]

Lolzz Nycc Keep it Up:mhehm;:

[Da Only Ruler !!!]

Lmao v nice sharing bro

[safa]

nice

[AYAZ]

Some More :

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[Diwa]

hehehe zabardast admin ji lolz..

[Hani]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
hheehehehehehe

[-|A|-]

nICe yaaar.. lolzzz

[M A H i]

hahahahaha
all r very gud

[Hani]

lolzzz nice

[Nida-H]

lol..nice!!

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

MR nice collection :p

[dont depend on others]

nice one

[jadore]

ayaz ji can you get a translation for me please...i can't read urdu http://dl8.glitter-graphics.net/pub/616/616078wj032hajpp.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

[jadore]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.


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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"


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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"


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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning


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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

nice sharing

[D.M]

lolzz nice jokes

[(¯`•¸♥Faryal♥¸•´¯)]

nice sharing

[!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«!]

nice brthr

[JaNoo]

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

[JaNoo]

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

[JaNoo]

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

[JaNoo]

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

[JaNoo]

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

[JaNoo]

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

[JaNoo]

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

[JaNoo]

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

[JaNoo]

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

[JaNoo]

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

[JaNoo]

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

[JaNoo]

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

[JaNoo]

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

[JaNoo]

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

[JaNoo]

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

[JaNoo]

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi

[JaNoo]

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

[JaNoo]

Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon

[salmanhassan]

lolz

[Hani]

lolzz

[(¯`•¸♥Faryal♥¸•´¯)]

lolzz

[chinamanx]

lolziannnnnnnnn

[K@IN@@T]

ayaz bhai zabardastttttttttt:4qporaw:

[Irfa]

zabardas

[CHULBUL! $! NANHI PAR!]

mujhe thode words samajh ma nahi aayai urdu k.phir bhi nice(Cute)

[AYAZ]

GOOD ONE FOR ALL MARRIED ONES !!!!

U love someone

U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"


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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.


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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...


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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

[Bismill]

Ayaz ! accha Stock hai Bro lolzz

[~~KING~~]

nice AYAZ bhai.:partytime:

[MeOw*]

lolz

[D.M]

lolz...

[Mr Champ]

ha ha ha

[Khuwab]

lolz Ayaz ji... very well written. Thanks snowman ji.
Khuwab. :)

[M A H i]

gud stuff:)

[sumaira.ameel98]

:think:???????????????????????????

[sumaira.ameel98]

:sad:







ye khub kaha ap ne,,,,,,,,

[`~`^3^`~`DiL`~`^3^`~`]

hmmmmmm

[!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«!]

lolz......

[SALMAN]

AMEEN
Nice Post@Ayaz :rose5:

[master]

nice

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahah
hahahaa:i-hit-u:

[master]

niceeeeeee yaaar chah gaye ho wah wah:circleoffriends:

[master]

nice yaar buhat acche hmmm
:FIREdevil::b_shake5::bshy:
:dance:

[master]

nice yaar acha

[Handsome aDDi]

lolx.......

[shafqatullah]

nice..............

[FarazAli]

nice sharing

[Alishbah83]

Jazak Allah is the best word for thanking someone...:duas:

[Shezadi Raniya]

ayaz u ki bhe image nahe ai lolzzz:shoaby:

[Alishbah83]

Jazk Allah. beautifull:super:

[MaKhAn]

Lolzzzzzzz Nice

[MaKhAn]

Yah kaya haiii ?

[Aina]

Wife ..........Woh !! Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai

Husband ... Smile nahi dey raha hai, jab main ney tumhain pehli

baar deka thaa to meri bhi hansi nikal gayi thi..

[şαjjαď]

thnx weet broo

[*NRB*]

lolzzz very funny collection.

[s_sableo]

hahahahah :p

[(¯`·._.·[FåIтH]·._.·´¯)]

Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar kartay ho
Husband : bahut zyada
Wife : phir b kitna
Husband : itna k dil chah raha hai tumhari jesi 1 aur le aaon;-)
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[AFghani_Laila]

HAhaahahaa llolzzz

[SAjan]

samj nahe aya keya ha ye

[Jannat]

ahh mujhay to kuch nai dikh raha :(

[şαjjαď]

ayaz bhai good joke ahahahah

[şαjjαď]

yh kya tha bhai ........ :0026:

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

·._.·´¯);1296061']Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar kartay ho
Husband : bahut zyada
Wife : phir b kitna
Husband : itna k dil chah raha hai tumhari jesi 1 aur le aaon;-)
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[Polar Bear]

·._.·´¯);1296061']Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar kartay ho
Husband : bahut zyada
Wife : phir b kitna
Husband : itna k dil chah raha hai tumhari jesi 1 aur le aaon;-)
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haahah Faith mujy poora yaqeen hey tum ess per poora amaal kero gey :)

Nice joke

[Shaolin]

kal raat ko kise nay ya joke mujh ko sunaya


DOST : yar tum har waqt apne biwi ki pic kiun apnay sath rakhtay ho
husband : kiun kay main jab bhe kise musebat main phasta hun to ya pic daikhta hun
Dost : us say kia hota hai
husband us ko daikhnay say dunia ki har musebat chote lagnay lagte hai

[(¯`·._.·[FåIтH]·._.·´¯)]

haahah Faith mujy poora yaqeen hey tum ess per poora amaal kero gey :)

Nice joke

never blv on jOkes :P sir ji :shazada:

[Polar Bear]

·._.·´¯);1471848']never blv on jOkes :P sir ji :shazada:

hahahaha yee jo likha ye sub se bara joke :)
:yeah:

[rockstar]

very nice

[Adeela]

very gooor..

[fizu]

very nice

[Adeela]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm nice

[QUEEN OF HEARTS ...]

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi
Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''
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HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura
Nahi Socha... :D

[Prince7871]

hahahahaha:giggle:

[Adeela]

hahahaha

[Queen ka dewana]

hHaha nyc sharing quen g

[Queen ka dewana]

husband aur wife safar pay ja rahay thay
rastay main ik gadha nazar aga
wife : apney rishtder ko salam kar aao
husband : salam suser g

[Miss Habib]

Husband: Me tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamesha mera ghar, meri car, mera , mera karti ho
Kabhi hamara bhi kah dia karo :bshy:
Ab almari mein kia dhoond rahi ho ??
Wife: Hamara Dupatta

[Polar Bear]

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Wife hit her husband wid frying pan.
What ws that for........?
Wife: I found a paper in ur pocket wid the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and the Jenny ws the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry.!

Next day wife hit him wid the frying pan again.

Husband:Wht now...?

Wife:your horse is on the phone :D

[Shah Gee]

:call me:

[Shah Gee]

:990:
Nice joke

[Shah Gee]

laga reh
:jumping1:

[sonu doll]

subhanallah

[sonu doll]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sonu doll]

:clap:

[Aftab Afi]

Nice one chief