Attitude_killer
10-22-2009, 04:55 PM
1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time
was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
West Germany or in "no man's land"?
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour
hand move in one hour?
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, Two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver and what is his age?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time
was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
West Germany or in "no man's land"?
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour
hand move in one hour?
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, Two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver and what is his age?