May I know the time please??

[!~*SOoLi]

May I know the time please?


Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not..

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time..

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address..

Young Man: Quite possible..

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it..?

Young Man: Smiles.. :)

Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter..

Young Man: Smiles.. :0020:

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: :0020:

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and star waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: :s11:

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission..

Young Man: Oh Yes! :0020:

Young Man: (Angrily)

Young man!!!, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch..

[Taweetri]

hahahah

["K.G"]

Joke Bhi Apni Shakal Jaisai Sunata Hai Abay Itna Lamba Joke Kia Mughliya Darbaar main Baitha hai Tu ??

[AKHROT]

muje short kar kay baad me suna dena :current:

[Ghuncha]

:lol: !

[!~*SOoLi]

BadTameexxo Tum Say To Achi Ghuncha Hay jis Nay LOL To Keh Diya .. Jhooti Moooti hi Sahi :2191un:
Thanks All Dosto .. Maja Ayaa Aap Kay Comment Daikh Kar :sleeping:

["K.G"]

Joke Acha Tha :thumbsup:

[Nida-H]

lol..Nice One !!!

[!~*SOoLi]

Thanks..

[zaara]

:D :D
good one

[Alia]

intelligent 1

[!~*SOoLi]

Thanks for your comments..

[FAJAAN]

lolz.........

[Hamzaking]

nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[DiE]

v nice

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lOl nYC

[*NRB*]

hehe....