haathi and Chinti Jokes

[FAJAAN]

Ek baar chinti motorbike par kahin ja rahi thi
haathi ne usse lift mangi mang le
Aagy jake motorbike ka accident ho gaya. Hospital mein haathi ko admit karvaya gaya haathi ki ek tang toot gayi thi.Lekin chinti ko kuch bhi nahi hua batoa kyun?

KYUN KI CHINTI NE HELMET PEHANA HUA THA..(SAFE RIDER)

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CHITI : YAAR DOST 2 DIN K LIYE TUMHARI NEKAR DENA
HATHI : HA..HA..HA.. KYA TUM USKO PEHNOGE ?
CHITI : MERI LADKI KI SHADI HAI..MAIN USKA TENT BANAUNGA.

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aik haathi aik chewentee k peechay dor raha thaa...kay achanak chewenti full speed say bhagee aur ja k aik masjid main chup gayee.....haathi bhi udhar pohanch hee gaya...aur uss ko yeh bhi pata chal gaya k chewentee masjid k andar chuppee baithee hay...ussay kaisay pata chala?

Kyon k bahir chewentee k heel walay sandle jo paray thay....

[soha ahmed92]

hehehe nice :D

[FAJAAN]

thx soha

[Ghuncha]

lol !!

[FAJAAN]

thx kancha

[SHAYAN]

Nyx...

[FAJAAN]

thx shayan

[Hamzaking]

nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[FAJAAN]

thx hamza

[DiE]

v nice

[-|A|-]

hahahahaha
nice

[FarazAli]

nice sharing

[!Areeba]

Heheheheh.................
LolX

[Morash]

Lolz .. Good ONE

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lOl NyC

[*NRB*]

lolzzz nice joke