Wah bhai wah!

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1992 saal ke baad pata nahi bollywood ko kya ho gaya. Jitne bhi actor, actress aye sare ke sare ghatiya movie banate the.
Phir maine pakistan ka ek program dekha - don't tell my mother! discovery channel pe! Usme pakistan ki documentary thi.
Jab main pakistan gaya, toh sheikhupura gaya. Waha maine logon se pucha- kya ap bollywood ke hero shahrukh khan aur dusre actors ko jante hai?
Jawab mein logon ne inkar kar diya!
Phir mein balochistan gaya waha par bhi logon ne bollywood nahi jante aisa bataya!
Phir mein karachi ke ek colony mein gaya. Waha sab eunuchs rahte the. Waha ke sab log bollywood ke sare naye actors shahrukh khan ko bhi janate the!
Tab maine socha kya bollywood ke sare actor jo 1992 ke baad movie kar rahe he eunuchs toh nahi! Unki acting bhi ajib hai! Movie ki script pata nahi kaun jhopadpati ka likhta hai aur dialogues aur gane bhi kaun banata hai pata nahi!
Aise ghatiya duniya mein log sochte hai pyar karte hai!
2003 mein jab pakistan cricket team world cup har gayi toh jab pakistan plane mein pahuchi, toh bohot sare chakke airport par welcome kar rahe the! hahahaha

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nawaz kunal pagare khan