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Kal soch raha tha kuch aur tabhi mere mann mein kisi ka naam aya. Noor mohammad ibn sheikh Mukhtiyaar. Maine kaha kaun pagal marz ki dawa mere sar pahucha gaya. Phir mein soch raha tha ki bachpan mein jab mein 9th mein Sanskrit padh raha tha. Toh meri kitab mere sir ne pure class mein dikhayi thi, kuch kam bol gaya tha woh. Lekin mein khud bolta hun ki meri Sanskrit ki lipi sabse sundar thi. Tabh maine socha ki mein Sanskrit itni achi tarah se likh sakta hun, padh kar thodha bohot samajh sakta hun, lekin mann mein soch kar bol nahi pata!
Phir jab maine halhi mein urdu sikhna shuru kiya toh farsi aur urdu-hindi mein talmel karna namumkin sa lag raha tha. Lekin tabh mujhe shakh hua ki kya Pakistan ke siwaye jo dusre arabi-muslim desh ke logon ko kya farsi mann mein samjhkar bolna ata hai? Ya sab aise hi bina soche samajhe jo waqya yaad kiye hai wahi bolte firte hai. Aur jab quran samajhne ka waqt ata hai, toh wapas Pakistan laut ate hai, sarzameen urdu-hindi main samajhne ke liye. Isase pata chalta....

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hai ki arabi-muslim log Egypt mein dat gizte hai, dimag khali hota hai sabka hahaha. Hayratangez karamat dikhate hai, dimag khali rakhkar. Dikhawa toh itna hota hai, jaise iran ka! Aurate helicopter udati hai, kya kehate hai- hi hiza hi hiza hiza! Woh jo khate hai kavier -machali ke ande nahi, kuch aur hi paste hota hai. Yeh sab karamate ain waqt par dhai dhai phis ho jati hai. Phir kehate hai ki kismat ne sath nahi diya.
Abhi mein Kashmir mein khada hun. Kafi barf gir rahi hai. Mere samne ek burkha pahane mohotarma khadi hai. Mein ek sanvadata ke rup mein mashvaurah karne pahucha. Toh mein kehta hun- kaisa chalrah hai Kashmir main?
Burkhawali- haaaaaaaaaaah!
Main phir sochta hun ki shayad samajh nahi aya. Phir mein bolta hun- jaisa ki ap jante honge, ki Kashmir mein kafi tanav hai, itne salo se jo mudda kasmir ek masla ban chukka hai, kya ap usase waqif hai?
Burkhawali- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Phir maine socha tajub ki bat hai duniya kisi aur mandhali hui hai aur log kuch aur hi shauk farmaye ja rahe hai!

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Maine socha ek aur sawal puch hi lu- shahrukh khan ko janate hai ap?
Burkhawali khilkhilakar has ke boli- shahruk khan, shahrukh khan!
Maine kuch saal pehle ek kitab padhi thi uska pata nahi kya naam tha, lekin woh islam ki thi. Woh mujhe kuch samajh nahi ayi. Lekin jab maine hindi mein quran padhi toh mujhe aisa laga ki maine pehle hi padh li thi. Usme mein aurato ki azadi ka lekh padh raha tha. Lekin abh mein sochta hun ki main kyun yeh padhu, jabki muslim aurato ko janaza ke liye nahi, taziya pe jana chahiye!
Sab jagaho par tohin, lihaza mein sochta hun ki is waqt main muslim netao ki huqumat honi chahiye.
Lekin phir wahi sawal uthenge, jaise sardaro ke bara bajte he! Test match mein lagatar mehnat ki, par ain waqt par kuch bhi hasil nahi hua. Bas ek comedy banadi. Yehi heh mere khushnuma alfaz, khuda hafiz!

[Hamzaking]

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[RANA SHAHID HUSSAIN]

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[maliksaim]

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[Abewsha]

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