Khichdi Paki

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Host- khichdi paki main aap sabka swagat hai!(applause) Abhi hamare naye mehman ane hi wale hai. Kaun ho sakta hai.
(parde ke piche se pestonshah hazir hota hai)
Pestonshah ne safed cotton kurta aur pyjama pehna hota hai.
Host- are aap yeha kaise pahuch gaye! Aapko toh humne koi invitation nahi diya tha!
Pestonshah- Main apni kabile tarif awaz se kuch arrz karna chahoonga!
host- ji farmayiye!
Pestonshah- ajj jana dil hai deewana, ajj jana dil hai deewana (parsi hel main)! dikra roke chahe lakh jamana!....
host- (tokte)....are bas bas! Aap kafi acha gah lete hai!
Pestonshah- ji shukriya, aur bhi suna sakta hun!
host- nahi nahi, abhi hamare dusre mehman ane hi wale hai!

Parde ke piche se duble patle maulavi chasmis ate hai!

Maulavi- (muh main pan) adab arze adab arze! Bhai kaisa chal raha hai!
host- apki dua se sab kuch thik hai!
Maulavi- main toh gana nahi gata!

....to be continued.

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nawaz kunal pagare khan

[Irfa]

nice

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continued...

Host- toh aap kis cheez mein mahir hai.
maulavi- maine abhi thode dino pehle pakistani test match khele!
host- batting karte hai aap.
maulavi- fast bowler hun!
host- tez gendbazi ke alawa aap kya karte hai!
maulavi- islamabad mein jilebiyan banata hun. Bahot log ate hain meri dukan main jilebi khane! Isliye mujhe pakistan team main jilebiwala express bulate hai.

Tabhi stage hilne lag jata hai.

Host- lagta hai tesra guest agaya!
Parde ke piche se darkest black shia burkha pehne hui mohotarma ati hai. Wajan hota hai 100 kilo!

host- aap aye bahar ayi!
mohotarma- shukriya shukriya
host- boliye kaise ana hua aapka?
mohotarma ek panch dabo wala tiffin kholti hai.
Usme se biryani ki khushboo ati hai.
Hath mein uthakar host ke muh mein marti hai.
Mohotarma- khale khale!

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nawaz kunal pagare khan

[SHAYAN]

Nyx.....

[Hamna]

nyc tfs...

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[DiE]

v nice

[Morash]

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