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anjani
09-14-2008, 10:44 PM
American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.

Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.





Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.





Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti

hai.





Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler





Interviewer : When is your birthday.

Sardar : 13th Oct.

Interviewer : which year ?

sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.





2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.





Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.





On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.





Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

umair8005
09-14-2008, 10:47 PM
hahhaa...berry nyc......

anjani
09-14-2008, 11:03 PM
thnx:trampoline4hl:

Ghuncha
09-16-2008, 01:25 AM
lolx

Hani
09-18-2008, 09:21 PM
lolzzzzzzzzz

SHAYAN
09-18-2008, 11:14 PM
hahaha cya lol nyc allz :msn_grin:

anjani
09-18-2008, 11:45 PM
thnx alls:dance3:

Hani
09-23-2008, 03:56 AM
nice:blaugh1:

Hamzaking
11-05-2009, 06:51 PM
nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Dashing Ahsan
11-06-2009, 02:33 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DiE
10-02-2010, 03:16 PM
v nice

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08-25-2011, 11:05 AM
lOl NyC

*NRB*
10-12-2011, 08:40 PM
hehe nice joke

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