LatiFay~PATHAN Vs SARDAR~jOKEz

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Hey guys...

got a good joke about sardars and pathans??well post all of em here and share em with every1....and also comment which 1s you like better...sardar's or pathan...


Enjoy!.

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a sardar was invited to a party...
he got a message that all guests shud wear a red tie...
so he went to the party wearing a red tie...
when he reached there ..
he came to know that the guests had to wear suits as well..

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ek pathan ek building ki 30th manzil pe kaam kar raha tha ke achanak usay aik aawaz aaye
"daulat khan daulat khan tumhari beti ek larkay ke saath bhag gaye!!! " ....
woh pathan jaldi jaldi mai neechay bhagta hai...
15th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to koi beti hi nai hai!! .... .
magar woh josh mai aur neechay bhagta hai...
5th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to shadi hi nai hui....
magar woh phir bhi josh mai neechat bhagta hai....
jab woh zameen par pohanchta hai to sar pakar kar bolta hai
"aray yaar mera naam to daulat khan hi nai hai..... "
:hot over you:

[umair8005]

hahaah nyc.....

[anjani]

aik pathan ne apne dosre pathan dost ko bola

yar mera aik dost hoti woh bolte key mein marne key bad cocroch banana chate:bend:

pehla dost khabis ka bacha:D pathan ko key cocrouch kyoun banan chate?:no-no:

dosra bola:p

kyoun key us ka aurat sirf cocorouch se darta hey:D

[anjani]

aik pathan ne apne dosre pathan dost ko bola

yar mera aik dost hoti woh bolte key mein marne key bad cocroch banana chate:bend:

pehla dost khabis ka bacha:D pathan ko key cocrouch kyoun banan chate?:no-no:

dosra bola:p

kyoun key us ka aurat sirf cocorouch se darta hey:D

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hahahaha LASH PASH ..Tudi GR8 hoo yaar lolzz

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a sardar married a girl of low height..
when asked why did he do it he said "
aray yaar meray abbu ne kaha tha ke moseebat jitni choti ho utna hi acha hai."

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ek pathan ek american se
"oye humne ek aisi cheez banai hai jis se hum dewaar ke us par dekh sakta hai"
american:
" khan saab woh kya cheez hai? "
pathan: " soorakh "COLOR]

[SaHaR]

cocorouch kiya hai????????????

[SaHaR]

hahaha lolzzzzz

[Hani]

hahahahahaha.......good joke,stranger

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ek pathan ne ek jalti hui building se 6 loogoon ko bachaya..

itni bahaduri ka kaam karne ke baad loogoon ne usay thank you karne ke bajaye maara...bohat maara...


kyu???


soochiay??




nai pata???


acha mai batata hun.....





kyunke...


woh 6 loog fire bridgade walay thay :4qporaw:

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3 sardar ek motorcycle par jarahay thay.....ke ek police officer ne unhe haath kiye rookne ke liye...


ek sardar bola "oye pagal!!!!:NoTaLlOw: dikhta nai pehle se hi 3 loog bethay hai...tu kahaan se bethay ga??"

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ek pathan Rail ki patri pe lait gaya...

ek aadmi ne us se poocha ke bhai tum ye kyu kar rahay ho???
agar train aaye to tumhe kuchal de gi..


woh pathan bola mere upar se to jahaz (airplane) bhi guzar jata hai train kya cheez hai..[CENTER]

[MeOw*]

lolzzzz

[Hani]

nice.......

[ShahTaJ]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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tHNAKS ALL OF U ..!!

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Aik sardar doosre se,
"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..":-)
Doosra,
"Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???"
Sardar,
"Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko"

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Frog : sardar ka dimagh nai hota
Sardar :Hota hai
Frog : Nai hota nai hota nai hota.(ANd jumps in water)
Sardar Lay das eday wich khudkushi karan di kadi gal c.

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1 pathan Baba G SE:
Mai Amrica Jana Chahta Hon mgr Kam nhe Bante:

Baba G:
Subha Suraj Nikalne k Bad 300 Bar
''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Kro America Wale Khud Le Jaen Ge!:u r joota:

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police:kal tumhey subah 5 baje phansi di jai gi.
sardar:hahaha
police:Q hans rahe ho?
sardar:me to uthta hi 9 baje hoon.

[mohi]

hahaha nice ..

[AYAZ]

hahahh lol buhaat zaberdast .

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thanks ayaz n Mohi..!!

[! HEER]

nice

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Thanks heer..!!

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ek sardar english me apni family ka introduction kara raha tha.woh kuch is tarah se karata he....
m sardar
she is my sardarni
he is my kid
& she is my kidny...

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1st pathan:100 k note per likha no dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan:ye tum kia kar rahe ho.
1st pathan:main dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azam to wafat pa gae.
To unka mobile kis k pas hai.

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Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?

Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?

Sardar : oYee kHochaa ..!! Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI

[HarD-RocK]

Sardar bought a new mobile.

He called everyone from his Phone Book & said

My Mobile No. has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610

[SaHaR]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz :D

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HD .. lolzz nice yaar thanks for shareing ..!!

[mohi]

hehehe buhaat he acha hai :D

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thanks jee

[MeOw*]

lolzz Nice

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thanks u ..!!

[A L i]

a sardar was invited to a party...

he got a message that all guests shud wear a red tie...
so he went to the party wearing a red tie...
when he reached there ..

he came to know that the guests had to wear suits as well..



very funny :wiIInk:

[A L i]

Hardi & strager keep it up :D

[A L i]

1st pathan:100 k note per likha no dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan:ye tum kia kar rahe ho.
1st pathan:main dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azam to wafat pa gae.
To unka mobile kis k pas hai.

:jumping1:

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thanks BRoo

[Hussain]

aik pathan ne apne dosre pathan dost ko bola

yar mera aik dost hoti woh bolte key mein marne key bad cocroch banana chate:bend:

pehla dost khabis ka bacha:D pathan ko key cocrouch kyoun banan chate?:no-no:

dosra bola:p

kyoun key us ka aurat sirf cocorouch se darta hey:D

:be mine!:

:Hi ya!:

:weight-lifter:

lolzzzz

[Hussain]

a sardar married a girl of low height..
when asked why did he do it he said "
aray yaar meray abbu ne kaha tha ke moseebat jitni choti ho utna hi acha hai."

:weight-lifter:

haha

koi hal nai

[Hussain]

ek pathan ek american se
"oye humne ek aisi cheez banai hai jis se hum dewaar ke us par dekh sakta hai"
american:
" khan saab woh kya cheez hai? "
pathan: " soorakh "COLOR]

hehehe

[Hussain]

baqi b 1st claas :D:D

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thanks for Vistin ..!!

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Kisi shadi main 1 sardar Jee bohat der tak kha rahe thay..
kisi ne poocha :
Sardaar je kab tak khao gay?
Sardar... :
mein to khud tang hun lekin card main likha hai..
DINER 7 to 10 pm

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Aik Sardaar Ne Patthaan kii beti ka rishshta maanga,
Pathaan Ne kkhoob maara,
Sardaar uttha,
Kapre jhhaarr ke bola,
"PHR KHAAN SAAHB,MAI INKAAR SAMJHHOON?".

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Sardar standing on platform.
Suddenly he jumps on Railway Track!!!
A man says?
Sardar ji mar jao ge!
Sardar: Maregy to tum,
suna nahi train Platform pe a rahi hy...

[AYAZ]

lol lol zaberdast

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thansk Bro ..!!

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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

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Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?

Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!

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Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon kay sath
2 subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,

3 din tak lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

[mohi]

very nice jeee heheeheh

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thanks janab ..

[! HEER]

nice bhot khub bhot achye

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Doc: tabyat kesi hai ab??:argue:
pathan: pehlay se ziada kharaab hai!:coffee:
doc: Dawai khali the kya??(sowhat)
pathan: nahe dawa ki sheshi to bhari howe the!
doc: i mean dawai leli the??
pathan: jee jee apne di the to mein ne leli the
doc: bewakoof dawai pili the??
pathan:nahe je dawi to laal the:situps:
doc: ooo ghaday dawai ko piiliya tha?:bend:
pathan:nahe janaab mhuje peelia to nahe tha
doc: duffer dawa ko mau se laga kar peat mein dala tha??:nerv:
pathan : nahe :fiker_not:
doc: kyun?:icon11:
pathan: ap ne he to kaha tha sheshi pe dhakan laga kar rakhna ...... :crying:
mein theek to ho jaonga na sahab?? :haha:

[! HEER]

nice

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thansk heer ..!!

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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

[mohi]

lolzzz changaa maraa hai jee lolzzz

[MeOw*]

lolzz

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hZ HANS kyun rahii hoo yea hansssna ka ROOM nahin hai :P

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Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bombay.
When it was landing, he shouted "Bombay Bombay"

Air hostess: "B silent"
.........
Sardar: "OK Ombay Ombay"

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docTor n sardar luv same gril.
sardar gives her apple everyday.
girl asks sardar reason of giving appledaily?
sardar:"an apple a day keeps da doc away.

[AYAZ]

lol nice

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1st Sardar to other,
Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?
2nd Sardar,
Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye Samjhey

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Sardar To Servant . Go And Water The Plant .
Servent. It Is Already Raining Out Side
Sardar. Then What ? Take Umberella And Get Lost ....

[SaHaR]

hahaha lolzzzzzzz

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Thanks Dear..!!

[mohi]

Nice .. :)

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1ST Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2ND Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.
1ST Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.

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Sardaar car mein petrol dalwaane gya,
Petrol pump pe likha tha 'yahan mobile use krna manaa hy',
Srdar ne jaldi se apne tamaam doston ko fone kr k kaha:
"abi fone mat krna,main petrol pump pe hun"

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Sardar ka accident hogya,
Doctor said: "I am sorry,he is dead",
SArdar: "oye mai zinda hun",
SArdar ki biwi:
"chup kr,tenu doctor naal ziada pta ay?"

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First Sardaar: "Kall Raat mai 3 ghante dii ek film wekhi,
odayy wich na koi scene c,na koi story",
2nd SArdar:"film da naa ki c?",
1st: "No disc inserted"..!

[Hani]

nice sharing

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thanks ..!!

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Admi: oye yeh bakrai ki raan kahan gai
qasai: sahib bakra langra tha
admi: or dil:
qasai: wo bakri lai gai
admi: dimagh tu hoga ?
qasai: sorry sahib bakra PATHAAN tha

[Hani]

nice

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda :;kiss:

[mohi]

nice onee
good bhaii

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TITANIC dob raha tha
Goray ne Sardar se pocha zamin katni door hy?
Sardar: 2 km
Goray ne samandar me jump laga kaa pocha kis tarf?
Sardar:NECHAY ki tarf..

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A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat
when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

[AYAZ]

lol

[Hussain]

:lol:

[Hussain]

Admi: oye yeh bakrai ki raan kahan gai

qasai: sahib bakra langra tha
admi: or dil:
qasai: wo bakri lai gai
admi: dimagh tu hoga ?

qasai: sorry sahib bakra PATHAAN tha


:mhehm;::mhehm;:

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thansk all :$

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pathan 2 hotel manager:Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"....
Manager:wht can i do?..
pathan: Abay,khidki nahi khul rahi hai khuchaaa..!!

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A sardar was fall in Love with nurse.
Sardar Ne iqrar-i-Muhabaat Kerna CHAHA Lakin Na kam.
Aik Mertaba himat ker ke Nurse ko bola Ke........
I LOVE U SISTER

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi atatha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar,
teacher samjhay gayi hum nay cheating ki hay :bashi:

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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj finalhai

[Hussain]

lolz

[Hussain]

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi atatha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar,
teacher samjhay gayi hum nay cheating ki hay :bashi:

:sleepy:

hmmm

[AYAZ]

A sardar was fall in Love with nurse.
Sardar Ne iqrar-i-Muhabaat Kerna CHAHA Lakin Na kam.
Aik Mertaba himat ker ke Nurse ko bola Ke........
I LOVE U SISTER


lol lol pathan laka niswar raura lol

[Hani]

haahahhaahahhahahh

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thanks all of u ..!!

[AYAZ]

sardar sorahe hote..


3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

[AYAZ]

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not

a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a

Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not

Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing

Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your

Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.

Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.

Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he

Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again

Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly

stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am

Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the

circle And you did not notice it!!

[ridaa]

ek pathan ek building ki 30th manzil pe kaam kar raha tha ke achanak usay aik aawaz aaye
"daulat khan daulat khan tumhari beti ek larkay ke saath bhag gaye!!! " ....
woh pathan jaldi jaldi mai neechay bhagta hai...
15th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to koi beti hi nai hai!! .... .
magar woh josh mai aur neechay bhagta hai...
5th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to shadi hi nai hui....
magar woh phir bhi josh mai neechat bhagta hai....
jab woh zameen par pohanchta hai to sar pakar kar bolta hai
"aray yaar mera naam to daulat khan hi nai hai..... "
:hot over you:

hahhahahahahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahah aha
lolzzzzzzzzz veryyy funnyyyyyyyy

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One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not

a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a

Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not

Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing

Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your

Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.

Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.

Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he

Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again

Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly

stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am

Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the

circle And you did not notice it!!

its KOOll ..!!

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1 sardar air hostess se,
Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!?
AirHostess nay zordar thappar us kay mun pay mara..
sardar forun bola:
Adat bh ibohut milti hai?:child:

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pathan ko truck nay takkar mardi
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
pathan: Yar kion k us truck kpichay likha tha
Phir Milenge.:(;borg;):

[AYAZ]

lol lol nice

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1 pathan
plane mai pilot say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney :haha:

[Da Only Ruler !!!]

nice lol

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Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor Kay chala gaya,
friend: Tum uss ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga,
pathan: O nhi oye.qasam khuda ka,
saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.

[Hani]

nice

[MeOw*]

very nice

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Thnaks all of u

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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai
kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi
woh main nay BURNOL laga dee thi :thumbsup:

[A L i]

:chef0ip::haha:

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thankss

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Wife Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

pathan: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:dance3:

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Buffalo par baithe ek pathan ko
TRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha
Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye paagal, dhayan se dekh Neeche,
4 wheeler hai !

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bOss..!!
Aik acha mirror lay k aaoo jis Mai mujhe apna Face NAZar aay..
PATHAAN..!!
Next day markEt jata hai or Ghom phir aa jata hai markEt sy..
Boss: haan Milaa Koi MIRROR?
Pathan nahin BoS hum na buhaat dhOnda Jo beh dakhta os mai sIRF mara he FACe dakhta..
App kay face wala Koi mIrrror NahIn milaa ..!!:;hugm:

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Interviewer:tel Me Opposit Of Gud
Sardar:bad:0005:
Interviewer:come
Sardar::go:fiker_not:
Interviewer:ugly
Sardar: pichli:noidea:
Interviewer: Shutup
Sardar::keep Toking:lol:
Interviewer:get Out
Sardar::come In:o
Interviewer : oh Ma God
Sardar: : oh Ma Devil:nail:
Interviewer:u R Rejected
Sardar::i M Seleected..:0029:

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Aik Pathan Dua Kar Raha Tha Keh
Ya Allah Lahore Ko Pakistan Ka Dar-Ul-Hukumat Bana Dey
Kisi Ne Pucha
Arey Bhai Tum Yahi Dua Kiyu Kar Rahe Ho
pathan nay Jawab Diya
Me Imtihan Me Yahi Likh Kar Aya Hoon

[Diwa]

hehehehe nice

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Thanks Dewaani ,,...!!

[Da Only Ruler !!!]

nice

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Umm thanks sHz..!!

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aik Pathan ko os kay dost nay khanay pay bulaaya,
wo gaya tou dakha..!
ghar per tala laga hua tha or likha tha
"BEWAQOOF BANAYA"

Pathan nay hoshyari dikhai or nechay likha

"Hum to Aya hi nahi yahan"

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pathan ki peheli:
"mujhe batao gadha 3 fit ki rassi
se bandha hua he or ghas 5 fit ki doori pr he,ghas tak kaise pohchega?"
socho ??socho??
pathan2:men ne har manli
pathan1:gadhe ne bhi har manli..

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pathan ki peheli:
"mujhe batao gadha 3 fit ki rassi
se bandha hua he or ghas 5 fit ki doori pr he,ghas tak kaise pohchega?"
socho ??socho??
pathan2:men ne har manli
pathan1:gadhe ne bhi har manli..

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Sardaar's son:
"Papa! 5+5 kitne hote hain?",
Sardaar:
"Ullu,gadhe,idiot, naalaayek,besharm;
tujhe kuch nahe ata,
ja andar se calculator laa,mai batata hoon"

[Hani]

nice

[Maharani]

nice

[M A H i]

hahahaha
nice jokes..
okay one from me

Pathan: Meine khat likha tha ke meri shaadi par aana tum kyu nahin aaye?

2nd pathan: Mujhe khat mila hi nahin.

1st pathan: Meine likha tha ke khat milley ya na milley tum zaroor aana.

[momal ali]

ek serdaar ke beta forum fill ker rha hota hey ek jagah mother toung leikha aata hey beta bap sey pochta baapu yaha keya likhu serdar said Oey likh dey puter very long ..:0042:

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hahahaha
nice jokes..
okay one from me

Pathan: Meine khat likha tha ke meri shaadi par aana tum kyu nahin aaye?

2nd pathan: Mujhe khat mila hi nahin.

1st pathan: Meine likha tha ke khat milley ya na milley tum zaroor aana.

lASh hahaahahah..!!

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ek serdaar ke beta forum fill ker rha hota hey ek jagah mother toung leikha aata hey beta bap sey pochta baapu yaha keya likhu serdar said Oey likh dey puter very long ..:0042:

Very nice..!!

[~*~ Laila ~*~]

:lol:

nice jokez

keep it up buddyy

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Thansk all of u for vistin here..!!

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Sardaar said 2 his son:
"Tere result da kii baneya?",
Son:
"Madam kehndi c, ek saal horr aiss class wich lage ga",
Sardaar:
"Chal thek hy,saal paawain 2-3 horr lag jaawen,fail nai hona"

[momal ali]

a donky kiked serdaar jee n ran away . Sardar ran 2 catch the donky , he saw a zebra and start beating it and said OEY track suit pehan k dhoka deta hey mujhy :giggle: :D

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thansk for shareing ..!!

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Sardar was taking coffee wid her girlfriend,
Sardar: jaldi pee, thandi hojae gi,
Girlfriend: fir ki hogya ay?
Sardar: o wekh, likha ay, hot coffee rs.10, cold coffee rs.30.

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Patthaan called to Police,and said:
''Hum ko koie fone par dhamkiyaan deta Hai'',
Police:''Kon Hai wo?'',
Patthaan:
''Koie PTCL waale hain,bolte hain,k agr bill jamaa Na kraaya,tou fone kaat dain Ge..!

[Hani]

lolzzzz
nice

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thansk hanii ..!!

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1st sardar:im going ka kya matlab hota ha???

2nd sardar: MA JA RAHA HOON!
1st sardar:aese nahi janay dunga phele matlab batao..

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Sardar Dukhi tha
Kisi ne Pocha "kyun Tension Me ho?"
Sardar: "Yaar 1 dost ko Plastic Surgery k liye 2 lakh Diye thy
Ab Manhoos ko Pechaan Ne Pa Raha..!!

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American said: we r the 1st on the moon.
Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun.
American:u cant go on the sun u will burn!!
Sardar:we r not stupid we went at night.

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ek pathan ne ek halwai se poocha :
tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
" halwai bare fakkhar se "30 saal se "
. pathan " abe oye 30 saal se jalebi bana raha hai aaj tak seedhi nai bana saka.

[HarD-RocK]

1sT Sardar Jee: Larki phansani aati hai?
2nd Sardar Jee: Nahi
1sT: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz ley, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra dey,
Teacher puchey to Larki ka naam laga dey.

Phans gai larki. ;)

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1sT Sardar Jee: Larki phansani aati hai?
2nd Sardar Jee: Nahi
1sT: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz ley, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra dey,
Teacher puchey to Larki ka naam laga dey.

Phans gai larki. ;)


hahaha Lolzz wAqaiii phanms jaiigi lolzz

[Hussain]

lolllzz

nice sharing starng :D

[Hussain]

:lol:

H>D nice

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Thanks Himesh paa jee..!!

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1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:
So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.

[Hussain]

lol

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uMMM :)

[Emaan_88]

hmmmmmmmmmmm wasie i want to share my views plz i request all users nt to post jokes on pathans plz it my first n last request any wayz i will b really very thankfull to all for thinking on dis tc all n b happy

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aarau yaar its juzz fun going on dun mind EMAAN lolzz

[Hussain]

:lol: emaan

STrang bro ryt

itz goin fun :D

[SAMEER VIP]

Mukhtharma waysay tho eq joke tha jo shaid kise ko hunsa lay
par thakhzeebaana nahe tha.

[life]

khob

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Thanks all fo u :994:

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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

[Emaan_88]

thanks all fo u :994:
ok f9 all users i take my words back wasie b agar dekha jaye to i was new n u all r senior go ahead tc all

[Da Only Ruler !!!]

v nyc

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tHanks all of u ..!!

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Sardar apne Baap ki Death Pe Ro rha tha K uski Sister ka Fone Agaya.
Fone sn kar Or b rone lga.Logoon Ne Pucha kya hua?
Sardar:Meri Behn k Abu ka B Intqal Hogaya.

[Hussain]

:lol:

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Thankss

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Two SARDAR`s robbers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more

[Hussain]

:17:

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:)

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aik pathan apnay dost sy ..!!
Pathan: ghajini dekhne ke baad andaza hua ke appka bhai bhi amir khan se kam nahi.

main bhi parhta hoon
samjhta hoon
yaad karta hoon

lekin 15 minute baad sab bhool jata hoon.....

[AnOsH]

lolz
hahahah
gud 1
tfs

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thanks

[Payal]

hahaha..

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Thanks

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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha:
Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye paagal,
dhayan se dekh Neeche,
4 wheeler hai !

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

oye tum pathan nahi ho phir b gud collection :p

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Thanksss

[mohi]

ahahahaha

[MARIA]

thaks

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thanks for what ?

[(¯`•¸♥Faryal♥¸•´¯)]

nice sharing

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

nice sharing

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thanks both of u

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Ek chor pathan ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Pathan: bhagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

[life2]

Aik sadar rail ki patri pe leta hua tha to wahan se aik aadmi guzra us ne kaha k bhai rail ki patri par na leto rail aanay wali hay tum mar jao ge sardar jawab main kehta hay "aray meray oopar se jahaz guzar gaya to rail kia cheez hay"

[life2]

sardar to docter:
"main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay"
docter:"tu iss may problem kia hay"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay"

[life2]

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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aahahahah lolzz nice haan

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

lolxxx nice onez

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thanks

[MeOw*]

loll nice

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Thanks

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar
why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

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A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked -
what you are doing.
She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

[mubashara]

nice all of u:flower4u: all of u

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thanks..

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Sardar: When I sleep,Monkeys play footbal in my dreams
.Dr.: No problem!
Just take this medicine before u sleep.
Sardar:Kal se loonga,aaj raat to final hai ..

[!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«!]

loz asad tum pathan ho kya

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Thanks yaar..!!

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nahin yaar :d

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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

[life2]

Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."



2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

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thanks alllll

[ammara]

very nice lolll

[life2]

2 sardaroin ko 2 bomb milay

1 sardar:
Chal police ko dey detey hain.

2 sardar:
Agar koi bomb rastey mein phat gia to?

1 sardar:
jhot bol dain gey k aik hi mila tha!!!

[life2]

6 naujawan dost college se wapis aa rahay thay.Un k aagay 3 naujawan larkiyaan ja raheen theen,woh larkay un k peechay chalnay lagay.

Achanak eik larkay ne buland aawaaz main kaha."yaar hum to 6 hain or larkiyan 3,faisla kaisay ho ga?"

Un main se eik larki jo kuch taiz tarar thee .palat ker boli "fikar mat karo hum 3 zaroor hain lekin sandiloon ki tadaad 6 hee hai faisla theek thaak ho jaye ga."

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thansk alot

[life2]

Jab gabbar singh peda hwa tha to uski ma ne usko 3 thapar mare

gabbar ke father : kya huwa kyu marahi ho usy?

gabbar ki mother : Kambakht peda hota hi kehraha hai KITNE ADMI THEY

[life2]

1 donkey roro kar iltija kar raha tha:

"YA ALLAH MJHAY PARHNE KI TAUFIQ DO"

wo lamhe qabooliat k thay,uski dua qabool hue,

ab MASHAALLAH wo ye sms parh raha hy

[Evil alive]

very funny

[AYAZ]

lol lol.

[life2]

>Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte
>Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe
Rs. 5
>and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00


Aik din khaber mili kay Ludhiyana main 99 Sardar train kay neechay aa ker mar gaiy aur sirf aik zinda bach gia. Aik News-reporter wahan gia to us nay sardar say pocha "Ye Haadsa kaisay hua?"



Sato phir ye sun ker saray Sardar apni apni jaan bachanay kay liay foran jump maar ker railway line per aa gaiy, lakin train phir bhi railway line per aa gai aur sab sardar neechay aa ker mar gaiy."



News-reporter bola "Tum to bohat Aqelmand niklay kay mernay say bach gaiy, lakin kaisay?".



Sardar bola "Haaaan main khudkushi kernay kay liay railway line per laita hua tha. Jab annoucement sun ker pata chala kay train station per aa rahi hay to main jump maar ker station per aa gia" rdar bola "Sab Sardar station no. 2 per Bombay jani wali train ka intizar ker rahay thay to announcement hui



"Bombay jani wali train plateform no. 2 per aa rahi hai"



Bus

[life2]

pathan:aj meri jummah ki namaz nikal gai

friend:woh kiase?

pathan:woh imam sahib ne kaha k apne mobile off ker dain mera to mob gher per tha main gher mobile bund kerne chala gya jab wapis aya to jmaat nikal chuki thi..

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wow just awesome life :)

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ek pathan ne ek jalti hui building se 6 loogoon ko bachaya..

itni bahaduri ka kaam karne ke baad loogoon ne usay thank you karne ke bajaye maara...bohat maara...


kyu???


soochiay??




nai pata???


acha mai batata hun.....





kyunke...


woh 6 loog fire bridgade walay thay

[life2]

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Doctor And Sardar ..

Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye



રામ ને લક્ષમણ પાન-માવો ખાવા ગ્યા’તાં એવામાં રાવણ સાયકલ લઇને સીતાનું અપહરણ કરવાં આવ્યો...

સીતાજીએ બી ને જલ્દી-જલ્દી cell માં થી રામને misscall માર્યો (રામે RIM to RIM free કરાવેલું હતું...)

રામે હામો માર્યો (call) ... "Hey Sweet Heart wts up??"

સીતા: "Sweet Heart ની તો .......... કવ ઈ ન્યાં .......... આંય તારો કાકો ગુડાણો છે મને લૈ જાવા......."

રામ: "હુ વાત કરેસ? પાછો??? પાછું ઓલું પીલેન લૈને.......?"

સીતા: "ના રે હુ તમેય તે... પેટ્રોલ પોહાય ??? આ ફેરી તો સાયકલ લૈ આયો સે..."

રામ: "લે ગાંડી તો હુ ચીંતા કરેસ .. ?? એને ડબલમાં નથી આવડતી ... !!! "

[Hani]

lolz

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thanks all

[A L i]

રામ ને લક્ષમણ પાન-માવો ખાવા ગ્યા’તાં એવામાં રાવણ સાયકલ લઇને સીતાનું અપહરણ કરવાં આવ્યો...

સીતાજીએ બી ને જલ્દી-જલ્દી cell માં થી રામને misscall માર્યો (રામે RIM to RIM free કરાવેલું હતું...)

રામે હામો માર્યો (call) ... "Hey Sweet Heart wts up??"

સીતા: "Sweet Heart ની તો .......... કવ ઈ ન્યાં .......... આંય તારો કાકો ગુડાણો છે મને લૈ જાવા......."

રામ: "હુ વાત કરેસ? પાછો??? પાછું ઓલું પીલેન લૈને.......?"

સીતા: "ના રે હુ તમેય તે... પેટ્રોલ પોહાય ??? આ ફેરી તો સાયકલ લૈ આયો સે..."

રામ: "લે ગાંડી તો હુ ચીંતા કરેસ .. ?? એને ડબલમાં નથી આવડતી ... !!! "

yeh latifa hamein bhi samjha dein :ghost:

[life2]

mere bhi smuj nahi aya.

Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”


Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.


3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

[Irfa]

nice

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thanks all

[lehrati leher]

nice one

[Bismill]

hahaha ... !~

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A Sardar ji was trying to commit SUICIDE,
someone asked the reason.
He said; My wife has runaway with my friend and I can’''t live without my friend....

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Sardar''s Wife:: Kurri jawan ho gayi aye koi changa munda dhoondo 26 saal tak da howay.

Sardar:: jay 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan. . . ??

[safa]

lolz

[Raj Khosa]

mann to karta hai tere nazook honton ko chum lu,
mann to karta hai tere nazook honton ko chum lu.
per teri bahti naak ne irada badel diya:laughat:

[Raj Khosa]

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”



Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

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thansk for shareing

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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

[K@IN@@T]

lolzz very nice:994:

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Thanks :)

[madiha]

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”



Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

hahah alolzz

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thanks

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aik sardar g ne new car li aur apni mata g say yeh keh kar susraal chalay gaye k main kal wapas aa jaoon ga magar sardaar g 4 din baad ghar pohnchay kapray matti say bharay huay buray haal main.. mata g ne poocha putter itnay din laga diay
sardar g ne jawab dia
angreez oloo de pathay ne aggay jan wastay 5 gear banay ne tay wapais aan wasatay aik ee hahahahahahahahahaha

[life2]

nyc

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thanks

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Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

[life2]

heheh

[MeOw*]

loll

[~~KING~~]

nice yaar.............:Brilliant:

[life2]

Aik Sardar ko invitation mila, ke app ko Party main LAL TIE pehn ke ahna hai

.
.
.
Sardar Party main pooncha tu dehka k

k




k


Loogon ne Paint Shirt bhi pehni huwi hai

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thansk for shareing

[MeOw*]

nice

[D.M]

lol....

[Mr Champ]

ha ha ha ha ha