LatiFay~PATHAN Vs SARDAR~jOKEz

[bikhrai phool]

its realy funy'''''

[bikhrai phool]

clappppppp 4 u:rainbow:

[cute girl]

lolzzz.................

[jhalak]

:zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh:: zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh:ha ha ha ha

[sumaira.ameel98]

So So,,,,,,,,,

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1 pathan Baba G SE:
Mai Amrica Jana Chahta Hon mgr Kam nhe Bante:

Baba G:
Subha Suraj Nikalne k Bad 300 Bar
''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Kro America Wale Khud Le Jaen Ge!

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1st pathan:100 k note per likha no dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan:ye tum kia kar rahe ho.
1st pathan:main dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azam to wafat pa gae.
To unka mobile kis k pas hai.

[!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«!]

lolz......

[charlieanna]

i cant stop laughing !

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Doston,
Bohot saare loogon ko nahi pata ke PATHAN ko AKHROOT kyun kehte hain,
is ka jawab me dun ga.


Aik pathan kisi kaam se Karachi aya, yahan aakar aik PAN ki dukaan wale se poochta hai,: "Yr yeh tum log, hum ko Akhroot kyun bolte ho??"


Pan wala: "Abhi batata hn, aik baat to batao ke agar hum 2 bhai hain, aur mera aik bhai LONDON me hai to Dusra kahan hai??"


Pathan kaafi dair sochne ke baad: "Hum ko nahi pata, tum batao."


Pan wala: "Dosra to me hn na, Pan ki dukaan me. Is liye tumhein hum loog AKHROT kehte hain."


Pathan, bohot khush hota hai aur waapis apne ghar chala jata hai. Wahan sab logon ko ikhata karek bolta hai ke mujhe pata lag gaya ke loog hamein kyun AKHROT kehte hain.


Log: "Kyun??"


Pathan: "Yeh batao, ham do bhai hain. Mera aik bhai LONDON me hai tu dosra bhai kahan hai??"


Log bhi kaafi schne ke baad : " Hamein nahi pata tum batao."


Pathan: "Are koochi, dosra to Karachi me Pan ki dukaan me hain.

Pathan: "Isl iye log hamein AKHROOT kehte hain..."

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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?”

Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

"How?” asks the man, puzzled.

”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)...

[Handsome aDDi]

lolzzzzzzzzz
nice one
thanks 4 sharing

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Thanks

[s_sableo]

aaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaahaha

[Punjabi]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz :D

[shafqatullah]

lolxxxxxxxxx

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Thanks all

[romila]

aahaahaha wah zaberdast :)

[FarazAli]

nice sharing

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Thanks

[Sami]

PATHAN bike rok kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha..
Admi Bola: Helmet Tou Utar Lo..
PATHAN: Tumari Kamar Main Kharsih Hota Hai Tou Kia Tum Kamez Utarta Hai?
Bat Karta Hai Jahil Admi :D

[nadia88]

pathan...because woh ziada funny hote han .....

[zarin]

hahhaahaaha bhot cute sharing hai janab

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Thanks all

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

[munazza]

hahahahahahaha very nice yar. bhut achay..:giggle:

[usman93]

Pathan khudkushi par taqreer kar raha tha..

Jazbati ho kar kahne laga,

khudkushi Haram hy

Zulm hy

Gunah hy

Is se bhter hy k insan apne apko Goli maar ly.

[usman93]

Pathan: Yar Hum Buhat Preshan hay
Dost: Kiyoon Khan G?
Pathan: yar Ghanta ho giya hay koi hamain "Battery Low" k naam say Miss bell de raha hay

[Alishbah83]

dono aik dosrey se barh kr hain............
thanks for sharing laughing stuff

[saniaa83]

pathan aur sardar me bs 19 20 ka farak hy.but sardar always win the race of stupidities

[saniaa83]

pathan aur sardar me bs 19 20 ka farak hy.but sardar always win the race of stupidities

[Alishbah83]

nice jokes

[Alishbah83]

nice jokes:ballybally:

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Thanks ALL .. keep posting :)

[)*¤° ąℓɨƶą ąhʍ€ď °¤*(]

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HEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[masoodjee]

Gr8 sharing by all.

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1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

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Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha


Dost:
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

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Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

[MaKhAn]

Lolzzzzzzz Nice

[pensive]

very nice lolz

[CaReLeSs]

lolzzz

[şαjjαď]

lolxxx ahahah nice

[SAjan]

very nice

[irshad]

yaha jokes kaha hai ?? :O

[AisH HuNnY]

nice yawr hahahahaha maza agaya :P

[AisH HuNnY]

:)) good 1

[AisH HuNnY]

hehehe nice :)

[AisH HuNnY]

AisH hunny like it :))

[AisH HuNnY]

wah laleeeeeeeee :)

[AisH HuNnY]

veryy nice joke heheh :))

[AisH HuNnY]

wakae mai dimaag hai ;)

[AisH HuNnY]

goood 1 :)

[AisH HuNnY]

h3h3h3h3h3 :)

[AisH HuNnY]

:arg: wah bhai wah :)

[AisH HuNnY]

nice yar :)

[AisH HuNnY]

cool dude :)

[AisH HuNnY]

nice dada :)

[AisH HuNnY]

i am new :))

[AisH HuNnY]

:)) hahaha

[*NRB*]

lolzzzzzz very nice n good collection.

[SAjan]

niceee

[Jannat]

hahahaveryy nice sharin mujhay to koi nai ata :(

[şαjjαď]

ahahah

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

Gapain Bad ma marna pehle jok share kro :icon11:

[Adeela]

lolz hehehehe

[Sohni Payal]

lolz Nyc Sharing

[fizu]

nice....

[Adeela]

okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Adeela]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Mohsin15]

A sardaar jee's boy is punished at school for not doing his home work,he gets the cane on his bum.wene he gets home he go's to the mirror to look at his back,and says"saale ne maar maar ke doh tukre kar diye"

[Zee Leo]

lolzz niceee

[Queen ka dewana]

ik pathan indian giya

Scurity: who r you ?

Pathan : i am hindu

Scurity : tell me 5 name of bhagwan

Pathan : yassu panju haar kabutar doli :d

[sarah1]

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means – With Idiot for Ever.

[sarah1]

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

[rabyamansoor]

:partytime::(naqal::0042::bashi::thanx:

[Aftab Afi]

:zpghh: lolzzzzzzzzzzzz nice funny

[sonu doll]

hahahaha.......

[junaidfaisal]

Hahaha...

[Zeniya Rehan]

Kuch smajh ni aya plz urdu main share kren

[Zeniya Rehan]

hahhahhahah bhot alaaa doooolaaat khan:thanks:

[mishakhan]

Hello Friends how r u?

[mishakhan]

we are fine whts about u?

[AliImran123]

hahahaha

[ZAHRA1234]

ایک سردار جی ویسٹ انڈیز انڈیا سیریز کے میچ دیکھنے کے لئے ویسٹ انڈیز گئے انھوں نے ویسٹ انڈیز کے ساحلوں کے بارے بہت سن رکھا تھا سو وہ سمندر کنارے سن باتھ کے لئے چلے گئے
کچھ دیر گزری تھی کہ ایک انگریز کا گزر ہوا اور اس نے سردار جی سے پوچھا آر یو ریلیکسنگ ؟

سردار جی بولے نو نو آئی ایم ناٹ ریلیکسنگ
آئی ایم ہرنام سنگھ

کچھ دیر مزید گزری کہ ایک سیاہ فام عورت نے گزرتے ھوئے پھر وہی سوال دہرایا

سردار جی کا جواب پھر وہی تھا

خیر جو بھی وہاں سے گزرتا وہ یہی پوچھتارہا سردار جی کا سکون غارت ہو گیا
اور وہ آگ بگولا ہو کر ایک طرف چل دیئے
کچھ دور جانے کے بعد ان کو ایک اور سردار منہ پر ہیٹ لئے لیٹا نظر آیا

ہرنام سنگھ نے اس کے منہ سے ہیٹ پیچھے کیا اور پوچھا


آر یو ریلیکسنگ ؟
دوسرے سردار جی نے جواب دیا
یس آئی ایم ریلیکسنگ

ہرنام سنگھ نے ایک زور کا طمانچہ اس کے منہ پر مارا اور کہا

“اوئے کھوتے دے پتر توں ایتھے پیا ایں تے اوتھے تینوں سارے لب رئے نیں“

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