Punjabi Shayari collection

[Naughty Cat]

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, tera kakh na rahe.
Tujh pe gir jaye qutbi tara, tera kakh na rahe,
Banking council waley teri har shay qarqi kar dain,
Charh jaye tujh pe qarzaa bhara, tera kakh na rahe,
Sardi andar neher ke banney, sari raat khalotey,
Tu na aayi, laya laara, tera kakh na rahe,
Dil ki chori ke ilzaam police ka chaapa par jaye,
Pharrya jaye tabbar sara, tera kakh na rahe,
Saari ghazal suna kar bhi nahin saarra dil ka mukya,
Saadda hai bas ikko hi naara, tera kakh na rahe..

[Naughty Cat]

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si :D
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[Naughty Cat]

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

[Naughty Cat]

Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye,
din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,
Ik milda nai ohh jerra puchda aye haal mera,
subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam jaye….
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[Naughty Cat]

Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..
Peeni Chadd ke Aynna dass tey sahi..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..
Ohnu Peen waala Jannat nahi Chadd’da
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..
Onnhe Kannak toon Jannat Qurbaaan Kitti
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan
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[Naughty Cat]

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_
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[Naughty Cat]

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.

[Naughty Cat]

Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi
Tut janday kadi kadi khoon de rishtay
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,
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[Naughty Cat]

Apna dard wadha lyna
Us nu fair bula lyna
Apny ap nulabhan lae
Apna ap gawa lyna
Sab to wakhra ho ky ty
Sab nu yaar bna lyna
Jangle rasta awy ty
Maa di ik dua lyna
Us dian galan kr ky v
Us da naam luka lyna
Chyti kr ky hr kam wich
Har ik kam wadha lyna
Lokan to wakh hoky ty
Apna shaher wasa lyna
Shah G usdi khatire v
Us to dhoka kha lyna

[Naughty Cat]

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
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[Naughty Cat]

Change tusi v ho te mare asi v nhi..
mohlay ch tusi v ho te sarka te asi vi nhi..
jado puchia khnde ho busy ha ta vehle asi v nhi…
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[Naughty Cat]

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.
Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…
Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..
Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..
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[Naughty Cat]

Ya rab kadi payar wich judai na hondi.
Meri apni mohabat prai na hondi.
Loki kenday meno paghal meri ayni roswai na hondi.
Meno pta honda to aona nahi se kash mein dil di mehfil sjai na hondi

[Naughty Cat]

Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen vich kufar diyan reetaan,
Na maen paakaan vich paleetaan,
Na maen moosa na pharaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen andar ved kitaabaan,
Na vich bhangaan na sharaabaan,
Na vich rindaan masat kharaabaan,
Na vich jaagan na vich saun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na vich shaadi na ghamnaaki,
Na maen vich paleeti paaki.
Na maen aabi na maen khaaki
Na maen aatish na maen paun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen arabi na lahori,
Na maen hindi shehar nagauri,
Na hindu na turak peshawri
Na maen rehnda vich nadaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen bhed mazhab da paaya
Ne maen aadam havva jaaya,
Na maen apna naam dharaaya
Na vich baitthan na vich bhaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Avval aakhir aap nu jaana,
Na koi dooja hor pehchaana.
Maethon hor na koi siyaana
Bulla shauh khadda hai kaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun
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[Naughty Cat]

Phullan Naal Gulabaan da ke Tuk Banda?
Chappal Nal Jurabaan Da ke Tuk Banda?
Ay he soch K Sara Paper kHali Chad Aaya haan …
SawaLaan Nal Jawaban Da Ke Tuk Banda…..

[Naughty Cat]

Kadi mehak nai mukdi pullan vichon,
Phul sukday sukday suk jandey,
Kadiy pyar nai mukda dila vichon,
Saah mukhday mukday muk jandey.
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[Naughty Cat]

Loke puchde yaran da pyar kive paida,
Dil hath te dhar ke yaran de naal lag jaida,
Zakhma nu chupake yaar nu hasaida,
Galat hove yaar te jind jaan naal manaida,
Ena pyar yaar nal paida ki je rabb bulave
Yaar nu te ap turr jaida.
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[Naughty Cat]

Teri hatha wali mehndi vich naam jisda rehnda c
Hun hatha vicho miti hoyi lakeer ho gya
Jehra teri jindgi da sab to keemti gehna c
Ajj galo lah k sutti hoyi janzeer ho gya
Dil de vehde jisde hunjua di aud c
Ajj gamma di o daulat nal ameer ho gya
‘preet’ jehra rounak c har ik mehfil di
Pind ‘chehru’ vich sunya hai o fakeer ho gya
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[Naughty Cat]

kon jaane hayati ne kadon muk jana ae
te phul umeedan de fair suk jana ae
kise ne te umraa de painday jhalne ne
tay kisay ne adhay rastay ruk jana ae
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[Naughty Cat]

jadon nai se val turne da
her koi chuk da phir da se
jis din tun turna sikhia ay
than than tay dig day phirney aan…
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[Naughty Cat]

Dil nu lagg jan rog te ki kerye
kisy di yad wich akhyan ron te ki kerye?
Sanun milan di tamanna rehendi ee her dam
per je yar hi pull jan te ki kerye?
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[Naughty Cat]

Parh parh kitaban naam rakh leya Qazi
hath vich phar k talwar tun nam rakh leya Ghazi
Makky Madiny kumm aya tun nam rakh leya Hajji
Bully shah hasil ki kita je tun Yar na rakhya Razi
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[Naughty Cat]

Jinu Jaan Jigar Asi Kehnde C
O Hor Kise Nu Chaunde Rae
O Hasde Rahe Begaaneya Naal
Sanu Utle Mano Bulaunde Rae
Asi Kitia Duava Piyaar Dia
Te O Daag Ishq Nu Launde Rae
O Daag Mitaaya Nai Mitde
Asi Hanjua Naal Mitaaunde Rae
O Hi Raah Vich Saanu Dob Gae
Jinu Asi Kinaare Launde Rae..!!
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[Naughty Cat]

Akhan de banure change nai hondi,
Dostan toun douri change nai hondi,
Kady Kady mileya v kar yarra,
Har vayle SMS nal gal puri nai hondi
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[Naughty Cat]

BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya
Kalyan ishq kamna okha
Kisy nu yaar banana okha
Payar payar te har koi boly
Kar k payar nibhana okha
Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae
Kisi da darrd wandana okha
Galaan nal nai rutby mildy
Jogi bhes watana okha
Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda
Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!
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[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

Very Nice