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Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:47 PM
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:47 PM
Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:47 PM
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:47 PM
Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:48 PM
1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:48 PM
Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:49 PM
k Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:49 PM
Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:49 PM
Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:49 PM
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:49 PM
1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:50 PM
A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,


Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:50 PM
Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy

Karhai Nhi Karwani

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:50 PM
Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:51 PM
Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:51 PM
Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:51 PM
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:51 PM
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:51 PM
Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan : Cartoon Network

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:52 PM
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:52 PM
1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola


"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:53 PM
Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text

''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:53 PM
1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya,
Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:53 PM
Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola




Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:54 PM
acher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?

Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:54 PM
SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:54 PM
A Man Jumpd Into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd Into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

"Humans R Soluble In Water"

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:54 PM
Pathaan's wish: when i die,

I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in

his sleep not screamin like all d passengers

in d bus he was driving

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:54 PM
Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

.
.
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:55 PM
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:55 PM
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:55 PM
Aik Pathan chilkay samait Kela kha raha tha
Kisi ne poocha k chhel k kyun nai khatay
Pathan bola k chhelnay ki kya zarorat hai ? mujhe pta hai is main kela hi hai

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:55 PM
Sardar Pathan se: Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hay, koi sasti aur achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon?

Pathan: O Khocha, aisa karo Hamara Sussar de do

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:56 PM
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intazaam Ho Jayega?

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:56 PM
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?
BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:56 PM
Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:57 PM
Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:57 PM
Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,

Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:58 PM
Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:58 PM
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:58 PM
Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:58 PM
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:59 PM
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:59 PM
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:59 PM
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Naughty Cat
11-27-2013, 11:59 PM
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:00 AM
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exhanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower berth..

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:00 AM
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exhanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower berth..

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:01 AM
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:01 AM
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:01 AM
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:01 AM
A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:02 AM
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:02 AM
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:02 AM
1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:02 AM
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:03 AM
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:03 AM
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ

Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:03 AM
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
?Phir Milenge?

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:04 AM
Son : Papa app ki shadi ho gai ?
Sardar : Haan beta.
Son : Kis se Papa
Sardar : Oe teri Maa se.
Son : Wah Papa! ghar main hi setting kar li.....

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:04 AM
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:04 AM
1 truck ko dusre truck se rassa bandh kae kheencha ja raha tha.
1 sardar ne dekha to zor zor se hansana shuru kar dia or kehne lage
lo dekho 1 rasse ko uthane k lie 2 truck

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:04 AM
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:05 AM
Wife:Please bike taiz na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:05 AM
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:05 AM
Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo

Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:05 AM
Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:06 AM
Aik sardar doosre se,
Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-)
Doosra,
Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???
Sardar,
Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:06 AM
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-)

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:06 AM
Teacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howay thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:06 AM
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:07 AM
Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:07 AM
Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:07 AM
1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:08 AM
1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:08 AM
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:08 AM
Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:09 AM
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:09 AM
Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:09 AM
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:09 AM
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:10 AM
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:10 AM
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:11 AM
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:11 AM
Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?”

The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.”

Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?”

First one replied, “No, not that during the blood test they cut my finger.”

Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, “Why are you crying?”

The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:11 AM
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator Twice,
Guess Why?



Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehle 2 lagale”

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:12 AM
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:12 AM
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’



‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’

I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:12 AM
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.



Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:13 AM
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.

Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The surd replied, “OH! THAT’S ALRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ???”

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:13 AM
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:14 AM
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:14 AM
Sardar talking during Diwali.
1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:14 AM
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:15 AM
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto: In the pool.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:15 AM
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.



Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:15 AM
Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:16 AM
Sardar : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!“

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:16 AM
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:16 AM
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”


Sardar : “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada ha

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:17 AM
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:17 AM
Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
71st and *again* barefeet

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:17 AM
Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes!!!

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:18 AM
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khirki ke paas baethe sardar se.
Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:18 AM
A girl in a wedding ceremony wanted 2 go 2 da toilet.
She asked a sardar , sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:18 AM
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:18 AM
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Naughty Cat
11-28-2013, 12:19 AM
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead person's relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)
11-28-2013, 10:26 AM
:lol:...

Golden Tears
11-29-2013, 10:29 PM
hahahaah

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