Aala Taleem

[Miss Habib]

Aala taleem k mozou per muzakra ho raha tha
Ik muqarar ne taqreer shoroo ki
Main aala taleem hasil karne ka zabardst hami raha hoon
Kyon k jab mein school mein tha to mujhse kaha gaya k
Achi job k liye high school tak parhoon
Jab wahan tak pohancha to kaha gaya graduation karo
Jab graduate hua to kaha k achi job k liye Master degree zaroori hai
Phir kaha gaya k koi tumhari qabliat ko uss waqat tak tasleem nahi kare ga
Jab tak tum PhD na kar lo, maine Phd bhi kar li
Phir job k liye nikla to pata chala k
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Company ko kisi nojawaan ki talash hai

[PRINCE SHAAN]

Nice sharing.............................

[Sajid*]

:aaah:
:smileyshot22:
NICE ONE

[Miss Habib]

thanks prince shaan and sajid

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

Hahah Aur Tajurba Bhi MangTe Hain...Nicd Sharing

[Miss Habib]

Hahah Aur Tajurba Bhi MangTe Hain...Nicd Sharing

han bilkul sahi
thanksss

[J.D]

hahahaha asa hi hai..... wasay phd 25 years tak ho jati hai....so jawan hi rehta hi insan

[Miss Habib]

hahahaha asa hi hai..... wasay phd 25 years tak ho jati hai....so jawan hi rehta hi insan

han lekin koi Phd karte karte budha bhi ho jata hai :laughat:

[J.D]

han lekin koi Phd karte karte budha bhi ho jata hai :laughat:

han right jasay k miss habib :bangin::bangin::bangin:

[Miss Habib]

han right jasay k miss habib :bangin::bangin::bangin:

nahi nahi isliye maine Phd nahi ki k kahi me budhi na ho jaoo :noidea:

[J.D]

toh apne kia kiya hai g

[Miss Habib]

toh apne kia kiya hai g

kuch nahi, kuch karne nikli thi phir socha inne sare munday he naa
wohi karnamay saranjaam de lein maine kia karna hai :shoaby:

[J.D]

khoosorat larkiyo ki kismat hai g.....khud parti nahi kyun k unhe pata hota hi un k liye duniya main koi bewakoof doctor ya engineer ban raha hi ...



par aap toh khoobsorat nahi ho toh ap kyu nahi parte :backnimals2::backnimals2::backnimals2:

[Zafina]

awww hahaha Bechara.

[Miss Habib]

khoosorat larkiyo ki kismat hai g.....khud parti nahi kyun k unhe pata hota hi un k liye duniya main koi bewakoof doctor ya engineer ban raha hi ...



par aap toh khoobsorat nahi ho toh ap kyu nahi parte :backnimals2::backnimals2::backnimals2:

butaya to hai
me larko k haq per daka nahi dalna chahtiiii :71:

[Miss Habib]

awww hahaha Bechara.

thanks zafina :groupwave:

[J.D]

butaya to hai
me larko k haq per daka nahi dalna chahtiiii :71:

acha na dalo daka....kuch aur dalo..........dhamal dalo

[pakeeza]

lolzz nice shaaring hbi:hehoho:

[QUEEN OF HEARTS ...]

Lolzzzz

[Miss Habib]

acha na dalo daka....kuch aur dalo..........dhamal dalo

rozy mein dhamaaaaal :NoTaLlOw:

[Miss Habib]

thanks pakeeza and queen siso

[J.D]

rozy mein dhamaaaaal :NoTaLlOw:

chanda dalo rozo main :wub6ug:

[Miss Habib]

chanda dalo rozo main :wub6ug:

chanda
waise chanda bari pyari larki hai :0029:

[J.D]

chanda
waise chanda bari pyari larki hai :0029:



Han canda se baat hi karwa do humari :shoaby:

[Miss Habib]

Han canda se baat hi karwa do humari :shoaby:

chanda ki behan fandaa se karwaa don tumhari baat :040=:

[J.D]

chanda ki behan fandaa se karwaa don tumhari baat :040=:

Nahi uski cousin miss habib banaspati se baat karwa do..... Uska no dedo :giggle:

[Miss Habib]

Nahi uski cousin miss habib banaspati se baat karwa do..... Uska no dedo :giggle:

u ne uss ki cousin banaspati ko joota le kar dena hai jo no. pooching :0037:

[J.D]

u ne uss ki cousin banaspati ko joota le kar dena hai jo no. pooching :0037:

Joota kia kapre b le kr dene hain....banaspati se bat karwa do

[Miss Habib]

Joota kia kapre b le kr dene hain....banaspati se bat karwa do

ok joota apne sar k size ka le kar dena or hana lambi heeel wala :mazak:

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

Lolllll ...

[J.D]

ok joota apne sar k size ka le kar dena or hana lambi heeel wala :mazak:

Mera sir toh bht bara hai ..... Apka pao b utnanhi bara hi dangaro wala

[Miss Habib]

Mera sir toh bht bara hai ..... Apka pao b utnanhi bara hi dangaro wala

jab bare bare sir wale log hai to bare bare paon wale log bhi hain iss duniya mein :smileyshot22:

[J.D]

jab bare bare sir wale log hai to bare bare paon wale log bhi hain iss duniya mein :smileyshot22:

hellooooooo:how-u-doing-1:




matlab maan liya k tusi dangar hooooo

[Miss Habib]

hellooooooo:how-u-doing-1:




matlab maan liya k tusi dangar hooooo

wadday paon wale dangar nahi hote
wadday sir wale dangar hote hain :aa:

[J.D]

wadday paon wale dangar nahi hote
wadday sir wale dangar hote hain :aa:

tuaday pair v puthay ne....



waday te puthay pairan walay dangar churail hoti hian

[Miss Habib]

tuaday pair v puthay ne....



waday te puthay pairan walay dangar churail hoti hian

awww churail ko dangar kah kar uss ki bistiii karing :current:

[J.D]

awww churail ko dangar kah kar uss ki bistiii karing :current:




acha churail hi theek hai...... ultay pairan wali

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

wadday paon wale dangar nahi hote
wadday sir wale dangar hote hain :aa:





Miss i think Ultey paOn waali Danger hooti hein :P

[Miss Habib]

acha churail hi theek hai...... ultay pairan wali

han churail is the best :thanx:

[Miss Habib]

Miss i think Ultey paOn waali Danger hooti hein :P

oh danger nahi dangar (janwar)
ulte paon wali churail hoti hai :0039:

[Golden Tears]

Nice sharing

[Miss Habib]

Nice sharing

thanks sunehray ansoooo Cutie

[J.D]

han churail is the best :thanx:

haan churail.... jo bacho ki pencils and poniyan kha jati hai :blush-anim-cl:

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

oh danger nahi dangar (janwar)
ulte paon wali churail hoti hai :0039:




Loll Lol lolllll \

[Miss Habib]

Loll Lol lolllll \

smjh ayi ya pehlay wali bhi gai :hi:

[Miss Habib]

haan churail.... jo bacho ki pencils and poniyan kha jati hai :blush-anim-cl:

hehehehe kabhi kabhi bacho ko bhi khaa jati hai :h035:

[J.D]

hehehehe kabhi kabhi bacho ko bhi khaa jati hai :h035:

chalo shukar ay na main bacha te na koi mere bachay ne..... im safe :;shyy:

[Miss Habib]

chalo shukar ay na main bacha te na koi mere bachay ne..... im safe :;shyy:

jab kabhi bacho se pait na bhare to baron ko bhi khaa jati hai :laugh:

[J.D]

jab kabhi bacho se pait na bhare to baron ko bhi khaa jati hai :laugh:

hoo hayeee paitu jai rajdi nae



.... mera toh sir itna bara hi woh already khati ho ...matlab aur kisi ko nhi khaogiii

[Miss Habib]

hoo hayeee paitu jai rajdi nae



.... mera toh sir itna bara hi woh already khati ho ...matlab aur kisi ko nhi khaogiii

u ka sar or me khati hoon :s11: me khali cheezen nahi khati :bashi:

[J.D]

u ka sar or me khati hoon :s11: me khali cheezen nahi khati :bashi:

haan ab khali hogya hi ..sara toh kha liye tusiii................... chalo hun miti khao pait bharjyega :;food:

[Miss Habib]

haan ab khali hogya hi ..sara toh kha liye tusiii................... chalo hun miti khao pait bharjyega :;food:

acha aina chota si anni jaldi mukk gaya :crying20tissue:
hehehe matti main nai khandiiii, me koi hor lab leni hai khaa layeee

[J.D]

acha aina chota si anni jaldi mukk gaya :crying20tissue:
hehehe matti main nai khandiiii, me koi hor lab leni hai khaa layeee

chota nae c dimag , tuada pait bara hi ...moto :pp:


mera dimag jb tak wapis nae ugay ga tab tak nae ja skde kidray tusi :sneaking:

[Miss Habib]

chota nae c dimag , tuada pait bara hi ...moto :pp:


mera dimag jb tak wapis nae ugay ga tab tak nae ja skde kidray tusi :sneaking:

na na pait jinna wadda nahi si, chota siii

le o te kadi v nai ugnaa :randoo:
awy karne aaa kisi khotay da dimagh kadd k tonu de dinny aaa :mazak:

[Sajid*]

En Madam na bari muskil sa
Metric ma 5 sal lagaaay,
F.A ma 4 sal or
5 sal bad B.A kya ha

Ab agar PHD karti tu lazmi bat ha budhi hi hu jati na

Sukar ha nai kya :be mine!:

[J.D]

na na pait jinna wadda nahi si, chota siii

le o te kadi v nai ugnaa :randoo:
awy karne aaa kisi khotay da dimagh kadd k tonu de dinny aaa :mazak:


heyyy noo muje apka dimag nahi chahye (khote da)



chalo ajao main 2 peengan piaya ne... :playyy:

[Miss Habib]

heyyy noo muje apka dimag nahi chahye (khote da)



chalo ajao main 2 peengan piaya ne... :playyy:

jadu schoolay jane si te muzak muanas te parh lene siii :giggle:

dono peenga te koi betha ai, me kithay bethaaa :b_shake5:

[J.D]

jadu schoolay jane si te muzak muanas te parh lene siii :giggle:

dono peenga te koi betha ai, me kithay bethaaa :b_shake5:




yeh tusi ho te main aa peeng te..... :part-time:

[Miss Habib]

yeh tusi ho te main aa peeng te..... :part-time:

na g tuwady naal me peeng nai laini :headbreak:

[J.D]

na g tuwady naal me peeng nai laini :headbreak:

kyun jee minu polio ay.... :mad:

[Miss Habib]

kyun jee minu polio ay.... :mad:

nai g mainu kally peeng lain da shoq ai :swing:

[J.D]

nai g mainu kally peeng lain da shoq ai :swing:

:playyy: sade nal dar lagda ay..... mundeyo ko pata nahi ki ay...awein door door rende hooo :trampoline4hl:

[Miss Habib]

:playyy: sade nal dar lagda ay..... mundeyo ko pata nahi ki ay...awein door door rende hooo :trampoline4hl:

dar nai lagda :(;punk;):
munday door e changay

[J.D]

dar nai lagda :(;punk;):
munday door e changay

:scld0006: acha



munday tuadi commiittee kha gaye ne

[Miss Habib]

:scld0006: acha



munday tuadi commiittee kha gaye ne

hehehhe khaa k ona ne mere kolo kutt khani siiii :PUNCH::PUNCH:

[J.D]

hehehhe khaa k ona ne mere kolo kutt khani siiii :PUNCH::PUNCH:

nae tuadiyan galan toh lagda k wakai commiitee kha gaya koi munda.... :salute:

[Miss Habib]

nae tuadiyan galan toh lagda k wakai commiitee kha gaya koi munda.... :salute:

gallan te na jaa, thuddy check kar :sport-smiley-002::sport-smiley-002:

[J.D]

gallan te na jaa, thuddy check kar :sport-smiley-002::sport-smiley-002:

koi gehra sadma diya hi kisi munday ne jo ana khilaf ho :wasntme:

[Miss Habib]

koi gehra sadma diya hi kisi munday ne jo ana khilaf ho :wasntme:

hahahaha ab chawlein na maar :enjoy:

[J.D]

hahahaha ab chawlein na maar :enjoy:

tusi v te baz ao mundeyan diyan buriayn toh

[Miss Habib]

tusi v te baz ao mundeyan diyan buriayn toh

hayyye Allah me kaddo kitiaan buriyaaan :ahhh:

[J.D]

hayyye Allah me kaddo kitiaan buriyaaan :ahhh:

krde te rende hoooo :randoo:


chalo hun tareefan karo :zabardast:

[Miss Habib]

krde te rende hoooo :randoo:


chalo hun tareefan karo :zabardast:

tareef uss Khuda ki jiss ne ye Munday banayeeee :pp:

[J.D]

tareef uss Khuda ki jiss ne ye Munday banayeeee :pp:

Tareef us Khuda jisne munda banaya


apko larki wala aur hume larkay wala banaya :aa:

[Miss Habib]

Tareef us Khuda jisne munda banaya


apko larki wala aur hume larkay wala banaya :aa:

hahhahahah kin do ki zandagi kharab karing :noidea:

[J.D]

hahhahahah kin do ki zandagi kharab karing :noidea:

tumhari aur apni :D

[Miss Habib]

tumhari aur apni :D

u chahte ho me tumhare sath bin bulaye kisi ki shadi ka khana khane jaooo :b_shake5:

[J.D]

u chahte ho me tumhare sath bin bulaye kisi ki shadi ka khana khane jaooo :b_shake5:

nae apni aur meri shadi ka khao :D

[Zeni]

Goood One

[Miss Habib]

Goood One

thanks zeni sisoooo:(;sour;):

[Miss Habib]

nae apni aur meri shadi ka khao :D

apni ka to nahi khaa skti :;scare: han tumhari ka zaroor khaao giii:0011:

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

Lolllll

[Miss Habib]

Lolllll

thankssss

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

You Well come :)

[saimyounis]

niccccceeee

[Miss Habib]

niccccceeee

thanks saim

[J.D]

apni ka to nahi khaa skti :;scare: han tumhari ka zaroor khaao giii:0011:
Han khana hi toh khane aogi shadi me

[Miss Habib]

Han khana hi toh khane aogi shadi me

to tum kia samjhe the tumhari vohti ko uthane ayoo gi :mad:

[J.D]

to tum kia samjhe the tumhari vohti ko uthane ayoo gi :mad:

toh aur kia

[Mf Great Power]

lol..............

[Miss Habib]

toh aur kia

na inni wazni wazni cheezen uthane ka mujhe bilkul bhi shooq nahi :0013:

[Tishna]

hahahahaha nice

[Golden Tears]

Nice One